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Old 10-11-2017, 06:17 AM
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I enjoyed the cutout playing card gag. Cut it out, stick the halves together with glue and in more than eight years you would have a deck of dogeared playing cards.
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Old 10-11-2017, 06:35 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 06:46 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:10 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:12 AM
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Someone said 'it's not as good as it used to be' which was always a running joke with them, think they used to put it ont the front cover, but anyway is it still true? worth buying? Might go and pick up a copy
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:24 AM
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Someone said 'it's not as good as it used to be' which was always a running joke with them, think they used to put it ont the front cover, but anyway is it still true? worth buying? Might go and pick up a copy
I think you should, and then review it for us all.
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:33 AM
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You had to have the core central characters, which got a bit 'samey', but they had splendid peripheral characters who popped-up from time to time.
I liked Biffa Bacon. His mum had more facial stubble than his dad.
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:55 AM
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You had to have the core central characters, which got a bit 'samey', but they had splendid peripheral characters who popped-up from time to time.
I liked Biffa Bacon. His mum had more facial stubble than his dad.
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:03 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:09 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:16 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:19 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:44 AM
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Unusually for Mr Bean he doesn't get killed off before the end.

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Old 10-11-2017, 09:00 AM
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I even love the Modern Parents as their stereotype of well to do 'Cockneys' as they refer to us.
You don’t have to go to Newcastle to see the Fat Slags, this photo was taken in my local boozer in Dorset.

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Havent read it for years, but it used to be a must purchase. Buster Gonad, Raffles the gentleman thug, Cockney Wanker, Fat Slags, Eight Ace, Sid the Sexist were all brilliant. The outrage over Thieving Gypsy Bastards was funny too.
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I always enjoyed the adventures of Mickey and his Monkey Spunk moped. It was very difficult for him to obtain fuel.

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