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Old 10-11-2017, 10:42 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 10:47 AM
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Old 10-11-2017, 03:22 PM
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I remember some crazy article on the Queen and about how she keeps in such good health for someone for her age etc, they went on to write that she regularly receives injections that contain monkey chemicals
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Old 10-11-2017, 03:50 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:11 PM
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I first encountered Viz in its early days. We drove from London to Edinburgh to play a residency at the Guilded Balloon over 3 weeks of the festival. We stayed overnight in Newcastle to break the journey and *ahem* breakfasted at a pub called the Strawberry right next to St James' park. They had copies of the Viz behing the jump for sale and I was hooked instantly. Millie Tant the radical lesbian twat and Student Grant the smug middle class git at Uni were brilliant! And Top Tips....well legendary.
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:37 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:38 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:45 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:57 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 05:05 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 05:23 PM
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Absolutely! A masterpiece

Did anyone ever read Zit? That was even more offensive than Viz but I think by the time it came out Viz had the market wrapped up
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Old 10-11-2017, 05:53 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 06:12 PM
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Absolutely! A masterpiece

Did anyone ever read Zit? That was even more offensive than Viz but I think by the time it came out Viz had the market wrapped up
I'd forgotten about that one. Used to like that one too.
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Old 10-11-2017, 06:21 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 06:57 PM
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A work of genius and that is a particularly fine metaphor my son!
Er are you sure?! Not the sort of thing I would have told my Dad...
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:06 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:21 PM
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Was Terry Venables Dad one of them?

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Old 10-11-2017, 07:28 PM
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:35 PM
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Was Terry Venables Dad one of them?

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The bloke from the Beegees was one of them.
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