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Old 11-11-2017, 12:31 PM
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Getting to the stadium in time for the teams to be read out so you could update the always-comprehensively-incorrect names on the back of the programme, using a biro which inevitably died halfway through the process.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:33 PM
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Listening to Radio Albania on short wave radio - giggling at their endless news items on increases in tractor production and commentaries on the evil west and the 'running crocodiles of capitalism'.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:34 PM
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Taking out and using the babycham glasses at Christmas

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Old 11-11-2017, 12:37 PM
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Being excited about what film was being shown after the Queen's speech
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:45 PM
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Nabbing the rear top deck seats on the old routemaster buses and being able to smoke on the bus.
Running for same said bus and being able to jump on and off while it was still moving, sometimes tricky but became an art form.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:46 PM
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Playing conkers and all that went with it-hurling sticks into horse chestnut trees to bring them down,baking or soaking them in vinegar,rapped knuckles and the dreaded 'stampzees'which would invariably lead to your hand getting trodden on.....
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:49 PM
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As a kid, hunting around the streets for returnable bottles to take back to the offy for cash. Used to be quite profitable sometimes.
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Nabbing the rear top deck seats on the old routemaster buses and being able to smoke on the bus.
Running for same said bus and being able to jump on and off while it was still moving, sometimes tricky but became an art form.
Getting off at high speed you had to run in mid-air before hitting the ground.Certainly was an art form and a badge of honour if you were good at it.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:50 PM
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:51 PM
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Being able to take clackers in to school before they were banned.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:53 PM
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Remembrance Day commemorations being shown on the BBC.
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Remembrance Day commemorations being shown on the BBC.
Putting blakeys on the soles of your shoes to be cool?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:55 PM
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Walking up Oxford Street, holding hands with my then girlfriend, and being accosted by the bloke who thought too much protein led to lust and other inappropriate behaviour. Bought a leaflet off him a few times for a laugh. To view the link you have to Register or Login
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Trying to time your button press for the 0.0001 seconds between the DJ speaking and the first vocal when recording a song off the radio.

(Then getting pissed off three minutes later when Bruno Brookes interrupted the final chorus.)
You realise they were acting under instruction to ruin our recordings?

Back in my day, you had to use a plug-in microphone, place next to the speaker, press the play and record buttons together on the machine and then press pause. Release and press again at precisely the right moment and demand absolute silence during the recording.

Usually needed a number of plays: "OI!! I WAS RECORDING THATTT!!!"
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:58 PM
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Playing conkers and all that went with it-hurling sticks into horse chestnut trees to bring them down,baking or soaking them in vinegar,rapped knuckles and the dreaded 'stampzees'which would invariably lead to your hand getting trodden on.....
My budgie bike got stolen outside the then closed Shirley Oaks institution place, while we were nicking bag fulls of conkers inside the fenced off grounds. Budgie bikes a poor mans Chopper with gears.
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:02 PM
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As a kid, hunting around the streets for returnable bottles to take back to the offy for cash. Used to be quite profitable sometimes.
Some shops and pubs left them outside at the back, so you could help yourself and get some cash too
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:03 PM
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The knife sharpener lawn mower blade sharpener old boy who was on a bike and it would convert into a kind of blade sharpening thing... Very impressive.
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