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The Tale Of A Typical Brighton Fan...

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I finished a job earlier today in Portslade. To the uninitiated, Portslade is very close to Brighton. Roughly 3 miles. Give or take. It's a holding pen for The Jeremy Kyle Show.
We went to a local cafe early this morning that was adorned with Brighton paraphernalia in the window.
Upon ordering my breakfast I asked the owner if he could do me a favour and remove said paraphernalia (in a jokey/serious kinda way) as it was offending me.
He asked me if I was Palace and we had some banter....well I bantered anyway!
At the end of the meal he came up to me and we started talking about the rivalry. At first he seemed genuine....he was aware of the Allison/Venables/Mullery nastiness. He went to Withdean through the tough times, was a regular at The Goldstone and that but then came the decider when we talked about humiliating defeats.
I talked about going up to Anfield on that fateful night in September '89.
He then declared that Liverpool had always been his second team.

Nuff said!

I have a feeling that my cuppa tea may have been spat in though.
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I finished a job earlier today in Portslade. To the uninitiated, Portslade is very close to Brighton. Roughly 3 miles. Give or take. It's a holding pen for The Jeremy Kyle Show.
We went to a local cafe early this morning that was adorned with Brighton paraphernalia in the window.
Upon ordering my breakfast I asked the owner if he could do me a favour and remove said paraphernalia (in a jokey/serious kinda way) as it was offending me.
He asked me if I was Palace and we had some banter....well I bantered anyway!
At the end of the meal he came up to me and we started talking about the rivalry. At first he seemed genuine....he was aware of the Allison/Venables/Mullery nastiness. He went to Withdean through the tough times, was a regular at The Goldstone and that but then came the decider when we talked about humiliating defeats.
I talked about going up to Anfield on that fateful night in September '89.
He then declared that Liverpool had always been his second team.

Nuff said!

I have a feeling that my cuppa tea may have been spat in though.
Would have been worse had Liverpool been his first team
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There should never ever be a second team, mat.
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East Grinstead wasps are my second team so not true
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Whether you be North, South, East or West Sussex, I'd cull you all.
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No offence like.
Stop talking like a ****
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Cos your actually a nice palace fan
Well I don't know about that.....
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You are lol
I've calmed down down a tad now though since me yoot. I'll be 54 in May. Although I've been told I look young for me age....53 and three quarters.

Like every other Palace fan of my vintage (and older including my older bruv who was at that cup game when Mullery got all upset) I'll always hate Brighton and I always will.

I've passed my Brighton hatred onto my boy.

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I finished a job earlier today in Portslade. To the uninitiated, Portslade is very close to Brighton. Roughly 3 miles. Give or take. It's a holding pen for The Jeremy Kyle Show.
We went to a local cafe early this morning that was adorned with Brighton paraphernalia in the window.
Upon ordering my breakfast I asked the owner if he could do me a favour and remove said paraphernalia (in a jokey/serious kinda way) as it was offending me.
He asked me if I was Palace and we had some banter....well I bantered anyway!
At the end of the meal he came up to me and we started talking about the rivalry. At first he seemed genuine....he was aware of the Allison/Venables/Mullery nastiness. He went to Withdean through the tough times, was a regular at The Goldstone and that but then came the decider when we talked about humiliating defeats.
I talked about going up to Anfield on that fateful night in September '89.
He then declared that Liverpool had always been his second team.

Nuff said!

I have a feeling that my cuppa tea may have been spat in though.
Ha ha,I have a story like that.
Had a mate I used to drink with in bushey (dead now RIPJohn) but he was a "brighton fan" any way used to have really good banter with him,he went to all the away games so thought he was a real weed.
He bought in a DVD once about Brighton beating Palace (I burnt it in the pub).anyway one day in the pub watching Man u playing someone and they score..he starts cheering and clapping,so I said what the ****..turns out he was a cockney red who had been banned for life...I won't call him any names cos he has passed..but **** did I give him so shit.
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I've calmed down down a tad now though. I'll be 54 in May. Although I've been told I look young for me age....53 and three quarters.

Like every other Palace fan of my vintage (and older including my older bruv who was at that cup game when Mullery got all upset) I'll always hate Brighton and I always will.

I've passed my Brighton hatred onto my boy.

When I'm gone, he'll keep the hate line going.
I am little older than you coastal,but I am the same hate them more than anyone,I have 2 sons 26/32 both Palace fans..funny the younger one is like me hates brighton but older one hates Charlton more..but both still hate brighton.
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I am little older than you coastal,but I am the same hate them more than anyone,I have 2 sons 26/32 both Palace fans..funny the younger one is like me hates brighton but older one hates Charlton more..but both still hate brighton.
Me and the boy were at The Valley when we went down, elgrande and if I'm honest, he despises Charlton more because of that day.


Then I remind him about Brighton and the history and that...and then it's all good.

Having said that, I've always made him aware of the fact that our other rivals are only 6 miles down the road.

We hate those scum***** too!
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I've calmed down down a tad now though since me yoot. I'll be 54 in May. Although I've been told I look young for me age....53 and three quarters.

Like every other Palace fan of my vintage (and older including my older bruv who was at that cup game when Mullery got all upset) I'll always hate Brighton and I always will.

I've passed my Brighton hatred onto my boy.

When I'm gone, he'll keep the hate line going.
I'm 45 in March my dad is 75 like you I was bought up with the hate of palace but since being on here I quite like some of you guys

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There's always 2 results I've always looked for on a Satdee and that's yours and Millwall, matty boy.
I know Brighton and Millwall lads and by and large, they're decent enough.
I still hope both clubs f*ck off and die though.
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There's always 2 results I've always looked for on a Satdee and that's yours and Millwall, matty boy.
I know Brighton and Millwall lads and by and large, they're decent enough.
I still hope both clubs f*ck off and die though.
I could say the same about palace but I would not wish that on any club
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