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Old 14-12-2002, 01:39 PM
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winston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitterwinston the dog worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitter
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Old 14-12-2002, 01:43 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 02:56 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 03:51 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 05:30 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 05:39 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 06:18 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 06:21 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 06:27 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 06:30 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 07:14 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 07:53 PM
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Old 14-12-2002, 07:57 PM
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Old 15-12-2002, 04:53 PM
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Yes, but that's James Oliver from Thornton Heath who I went to school with, not that annoying mockney tosser who does adverts for Sainsburys where he gets actors to play his friends because he has none.

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