Home | Forums | Gallery | Predictions | Twitter
 
CPFC BBS



Go Back   CPFC BBS » BBS Forums » User Help and Suggestions
Come on smarty pants...
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Subscribe Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

User Help and Suggestions This is the place to ask questions if you are having problems with the BBS such as logging in.

Reply
Page 9 of 9 « First < 2345678 9
 
Thread Tools
  #161  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:07 PM
The Omen's Avatar
The Omen The Omen is offline
Registered User
  
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 33,360
The Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mine
Quote:
Originally posted by Martin Searle
21 minutes, Omen mate - you're slowing up.


I had to get back from the pub when I heard a new women had posted.

I ran though! I need to get fitter.
__________________
"We've been on the road for 18 hours. I need a bed, some chow... and then you and me sit down and we talk about who dies."

GT: Omen1079
Reply With Quote
BBS Sponsored Links - Please login to hide

  #162  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:14 PM
tallyho tallyho is offline
Registered User
  
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: London
Posts: 7
tallyho is playing for a contract
Quote:
Originally posted by The Omen
I had to get back from the pub when I heard a new women had posted.

I ran though! I need to get fitter.



You're just sooo proving my point here.... desperate!!
Reply With Quote
  #163  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:19 PM
The Omen's Avatar
The Omen The Omen is offline
Registered User
  
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 33,360
The Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineThe Omen : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mine
Quote:
Originally posted by tallyho
You're just sooo proving my point here.... desperate!!


You're not stupid enough to believe me are you......

__________________
"We've been on the road for 18 hours. I need a bed, some chow... and then you and me sit down and we talk about who dies."

GT: Omen1079
Reply With Quote
  #164  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:22 PM
tallyho tallyho is offline
Registered User
  
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: London
Posts: 7
tallyho is playing for a contract
not stupid enough........... but drunk enough!!
Reply With Quote
  #165  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:23 PM
Brett Brett is offline
Binned by Muderators
  
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 23,146
Brett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very dark
Quote:
Originally posted by tallyho
but drunk enough!!

Aye curumba! Though I dont normally touch women until theyve stopped breathing.
Reply With Quote
  #166  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:31 PM
What?'s Avatar
What? What? is online now
Digitally Remastered
  
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Eat Your Fudge!
Posts: 8,331
What? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty airWhat? is fond of sand dunes and salty air
Quote:
Originally posted by Brett
Can you knock-up a poem with the words fellatio and cunnilingus?

Fellatio is a pasta and cunnilingus is an airline in case youre wondering.


If a lovely young lady came on too the BBS with one of them names i could, yes.

I will have too think of one for tallyho, however it will have too wait until tommorow, or should i say later as i am a bit tired and wouldnt want too do both myself and tallyho the injustice of a crap poem.
__________________
We can make it if we all stick together.
We won’t give up, not ever.
And everything’s gonna be alright.
We all bring out the best things in each other.
Together we are stronger than anyone else could be on their own.
Reply With Quote
  #167  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:35 PM
tallyho tallyho is offline
Registered User
  
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: London
Posts: 7
tallyho is playing for a contract
I look forward to the poem....! In the mean time goodnight and sweetdreams..
Reply With Quote
  #168  
Old 07-03-2003, 11:35 PM
Brett Brett is offline
Binned by Muderators
  
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 23,146
Brett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very dark
I think his are more likely to be wet dreams.
Reply With Quote
  #169  
Old 08-03-2003, 01:41 AM
markholmes1991's Avatar
markholmes1991 markholmes1991 is offline
Registered User
  
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 5,934
markholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsmarkholmes1991 was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls
"IT HAS JUST BEEN CONFIRMED TO ME, BRETT HAS BEEN PHONING PREMIUM RATE NUMBERS TO GET HIMSELF SELF SATISFACTION"
__________________
2001-2011 now retired BBS member, its been fun folks
Last edited by markholmes1991 : 08-03-2003 at 02:57 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #170  
Old 08-03-2003, 02:48 AM
sydney eagle's Avatar
sydney eagle sydney eagle is offline
sing for absolution
  
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Surfers paradise,Queensland
Posts: 16,889
sydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldsydney eagle was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the world
Quote:
Originally posted by brighton_eagle
just like the first time



whatever next?...I am amazed at how funny some things are on the internet.
__________________
Ian Holloway, November 6th,2012:
God know's how good Wilf's gonna be. I have never seen anyone do the things with the ball that he can do. I want to give him 2 footballs so that he has one at all times to show us what he can do
Reply With Quote
  #171  
Old 08-03-2003, 02:11 PM
Brett Brett is offline
Binned by Muderators
  
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 23,146
Brett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very darkBrett sings up the sun in a dawn so very dark
Quote:
Originally posted by markholmes1991
"IT HAS JUST BEEN CONFIRMED TO ME, BRETT HAS BEEN PHONING PREMIUM RATE NUMBERS TO GET HIMSELF SELF SATISFACTION"


Eh?
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 9 of 9 « First < 2345678 9

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT. The time now is 11:34 AM.


Home | Forums | Gallery | Predictions | Twitter

Disclaimer | Forum Rules | Support the BBS | Archives

The UK's largest online football community


The UK's largest online football community.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.