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Old 30-11-2000, 07:24 PM
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:26 PM
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Kevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls
Anyone wanna swap my fags for an extra beer?
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:27 PM
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:28 PM
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GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:29 PM
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The offer is only open to those that bring Beaver.
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:30 PM
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Kevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls
Hang on - just going to get Sweetpea!
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:31 PM
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David Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weep
Ingredients

2 cups chopped apples
1 1/2 lemons, juiced
1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped walnuts
1/4 cup raisins
1/4 cup seedless grapes, halved
1/2 cup heavy cream, whipped
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 pinch ground nutmeg


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1 In a large bowl, toss together the apples and lemon juice. Stir in the celery, nuts, raisins and grapes.
2 Fold together the whipped cream and mayonnaise; add to salad and mix well.
3 Sprinkle with nutmeg and chill before serving.
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:31 PM
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GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?GUCCI Eagle knows a lot of things that you don't - wanna hear some?
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The offer is only open to those that bring Beaver.

I haven't got any Beaver. Got a nice bit of Squid though, will that do?
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:32 PM
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David Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weepDavid Murray makes the weeper laugh, and the laugher weep
The Beaver Scout Promise
I promise to do my best
to be kind and helpful
and to love God.

The Beaver Scout Motto

[This message has been edited by David Murray (edited 30 November 2000).]
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:33 PM
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Kevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girlsKevin T was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls
I just want to say "mutton shutters". It was on another thread and is my adopted saying of the week.
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:34 PM
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Ingredients

2 cups chopped apples
1 1/2 lemons, juiced
1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped walnuts
1/4 cup raisins
1/4 cup seedless grapes, halved
1/2 cup heavy cream, whipped
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 pinch ground nutmeg


Directions
1 In a large bowl, toss together the apples and lemon juice. Stir in the celery, nuts, raisins and grapes.
2 Fold together the whipped cream and mayonnaise; add to salad and mix well.
3 Sprinkle with nutmeg and chill before serving.

Sorry Sir, we're fresh out of Waldorfs.
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:36 PM
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:36 PM
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I just want to say "mutton shutters". It was on another thread and is my adopted saying of the week.

Oi!! That one is MINE!!!

Good one though eh??
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:36 PM
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What can I get for this beaver?

Its a nice runner, 1 lady owner, full service history
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:36 PM
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:36 PM
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David has a beer and a cigarette.



As do I. Although adjudicator Kevin T is making sure the cigarette remains unlit.
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:37 PM
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2 large heads garlic
1/4 cup dry vermouth
3 1/2 tablespoons plus 1/3 cup olive oil
2 1/4 teaspoons minced fresh rosemary
3 cups 1-inch French bread cubes
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon anchovy paste
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
Dash of hot pepper sauce (such as Tabasco)
1 head curly endive, trimmed
1 large head romaine lettuce, torn into pieces
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:39 PM
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What can I get for this beaver?

Its a nice runner, 1 lady owner, full service history

Milage ??
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What can I get for this beaver?

Its a nice runner, 1 lady owner, full service history

Half a shandy.
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Old 30-11-2000, 07:41 PM
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I just want to say "mutton shutters".

Why not ? I'll fight to the death for your right to do so. Even though I may not agree with you. Although I do actually agree 100%.
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