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Old 03-03-2004, 10:09 AM
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Its a poor column imo, the women who does it also is better and she is by no means great.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:13 AM
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I wish someone wouild pack Littlejohn, Davidson and that lot into a coach and drive them over a cliff. I'd happily be the driver. Littlejohn is a complete and utter ••••.
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the women who does it also is better and she is by no means great.


That's much better than the usual stock feminist slogan of 'no means no'.
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I wish someone wouild pack Littlejohn, Davidson and that lot into a coach and drive them over a cliff. I'd happily be the driver. Littlejohn is a complete and utter ••••.


Hmmm, funny how when I say similar things I get bollocked - normally by your wife!
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I wish someone wouild pack Littlejohn, Davidson and that lot into a coach and drive them over a cliff. I'd happily be the driver. Littlejohn is a complete and utter ••••.


Agreed. About the middle bit anyway.
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Agreed. About the middle bit anyway.


I was hoping Al wouldn't spot that until he was hanging over the cliff in his bus like Frank Spencer with the Morris Minor.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:47 AM
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This is where we disagree Mat.

No offence mate but i've always had you down as a poor-mans version of Littlejohn.


No offence taken. Since my rants are strictly of an Amatuer variety for you even to be willing to make a comparision between me and Mr Littlejohn is something I take as a compliment.

But if I where given more time I am pretty confident that I could write a much harder hitting colum than Mr Littlejohn. And I reckon I could do one of those talk programes on the radio. Not sure about the Televison though as I am the first to admit that I aint a pretty looking lad.
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I rather admire Littlejohn although believe I could do a much better job if given a page in a national Tabloid to expound on my ideas.


I don't doubt it. You have a certain original line of thought, wit & panache. Also you are brilliant at being controversial.
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I disagree about him being controversial.

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I don't doubt it. You have a certain original line of thought, wit & panache. Also you are brilliant at being controversial.


Thank you John.

How would you suggest I break into the world of Tabloid feature writing ?
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I wish someone wouild pack Littlejohn, Davidson and that lot into a coach and drive them over a cliff. I'd happily be the driver. Littlejohn is a complete and utter ••••.


Do we think Alf's realised yet ?
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Thank you John.

How would you suggest I break into the world of Tabloid feature writing ?


Feature writing, I know that you look like Simon Heffer....

Columnist, don't know. I think its 2 ways - you have a profile & they ask you (Boycott) or else connections in the industry.

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Do we think Alf's realised yet ?


I have sneaky feeling that Mr Partridge used this line, and well...you know Alf , he holds the man up as a sort of role model.

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How would you suggest I break into the world of Tabloid feature writing ?


Isn't Rebekah Wade a paid-up member of the Ginger Persuasion?
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