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Old 29-02-2012, 10:29 PM
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So thousands of people are joining LV every week? (Yeah sure, are they bo!!ocks) they're lying!
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Old 29-02-2012, 11:08 PM
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The one that says that people are waiting to help me with my bladder problems shouldnt make me laugh, but always does.
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Old 29-02-2012, 11:09 PM
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The one that says that people are waiting to help me with my bladder problems shouldnt make me laugh, but always does.

...and I bet a bit of wee comes out when you do.
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Old 29-02-2012, 11:14 PM
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Wonga.com with the octogenerian loan sharks, aimed at desperate people, idiots and Wayne Rooney (although the latter doesn't need the money but quite clearly IS an idiot who has on occasion used the services of pensioners).

I never had the urge to punch the elderly before this ad came along.
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The Ray Winstone ad where his head talks to himself "No you're the Daddeeeeeeee" FFS
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Old 01-03-2012, 10:24 AM
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Old 01-03-2012, 10:27 AM
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That one with Michael Parkinson selling death insurance and you even 'get a free Parker pen' if you apply. Smug, arrogant, chat show PRICK.
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Old 01-03-2012, 11:48 AM
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:07 PM
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Yeah, as if, more like told him to f cuk right off
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Filmed on Sutton station, I believe.
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Filmed on Sutton station, I believe.

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Old 01-03-2012, 03:50 PM
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The Richmond sausages ad with some **** playing a double bass on a bus, another twat playing an accordion in a van and singing a really ******* cheesy song about coming home for summer or some such sentimental shite while mother pokes sausages around in a pan in slow motion. I hate the ad, I detest the song and the sausages they're selling are FOUL. 'The taste that brings them home'? It's probably what made the wankers **** off in the first place.
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"The girl on the platform smiled..."

She has rather nice legs though, her smile could be fake.
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