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Which TV presenters would you ban from tv
Ok, we've had the 'TV Presenters you would/wouldn't' threads, but how about the ones that you just can't stand and would like to ban from appearing in front of the camera.

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Jules Wilson the travel presenter on BBC Breakfast, what a minger, she's so ugly she turns the milk sour on my cereal.
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Not at all..just average but in the unlikely event of me ever appearing on tv people are free to add me to this list
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Jamer Durden Smith - or whatever his stupid posh name is. You know the one. He's the toff that presents (in the loosest term possible) The Match and most of the crap on ITV2.

John Barnes is a shocking presenter, but if he is kept on random UEFA cup games on five, the better for the rest of the mainstream football channels.

The new guy of Football Focus isn't brilliant, and always struggles when the producer says something to him - as he always mumbles and talks slower when the is obviously happening.
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Probably going to get shot down, or someone will pull out the racist cardbut I honestly don't think Trevor McDonald is a good presenter/newsreader. I think its the fact he tries to make every story, even the happy clappy one at the end sound like an amazing story thst everyone should be touched by. And his "Tonight" programme is shockingly poor.
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Jamer Durden Smith - or whatever his stupid posh name is. You know the one. He's the toff that presents (in the loosest term possible) The Match and most of the crap on ITV2.

John Barnes is a shocking presenter, but if he is kept on random UEFA cup games on five, the better for the rest of the mainstream football channels.

The new guy of Football Focus isn't brilliant, and always struggles when the producer says something to him - as he always mumbles and talks slower when the is obviously happening.


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