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Old 19-12-2005, 10:53 AM
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Pulled my first cracker yesterday and was faced with....

"Where do cows go for a night out?




To the MOOOOO-vies"
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Old 19-12-2005, 11:51 AM
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
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Pulled my first cracker yesterday and was faced with....

"Where do cows go for a night out?




To the MOOOOO-vies"


Please please more of these jokes. I have a 5 year old daughter who has just started to tell jokes at school but i do not know any clean ones to tell her and these are great as she can remember them.
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Why did Simon Jordan flood the Selhurst Park pitch?



Because Iain Dowie wanted to bring on the sub!

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Why did Simon Jordan flood the Selhurst Park pitch?



Because Iain Dowie wanted to bring on the sub!


Scroatey thats terrible!
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