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View Poll Results: Urination Hygeine
No Wash 8 14.55%
Brief Water Wash 28 50.91%
Brief Water Wash with Soap 17 30.91%
Extended (+30 secs), with or without soap 2 3.64%
Sugeon Wash 0 0%
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:07 PM
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Urination Hygeine
Just got back from the dunny.
Arrived and did my business next to a bloke who was just finishing up. He then proceeded to wash his hands with soap for about 2 minutes ?
It was as though he was scrubbing for surgery !
My question is this, after urinating, what are people's hygeine habits.
Quick run of the water across the hands does me fine.
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:12 PM
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:21 PM
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Where's the option for washing your hands before so your tackle stays clean?
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:23 PM
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Y'know as soon as I read the title of the thread I just knew who had started it.

Just a quick run under the taps for me, I'm a busy man.
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:26 PM
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Use a bit of soap if available, if not then a quick rinse. And thats just my knob.
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:38 PM
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:41 PM
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There are clearly some in our midst who have NOT perfected the art of using a urinal WITHOUT needing to touch any part of one's genitals.

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Old 22-01-2003, 12:43 PM
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Trolley big knob?
Or do you sit?
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:45 PM
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forgetting your h's again, biggus
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:47 PM
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Old 22-01-2003, 12:47 PM
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I am sure a masterclass in that particular technique would be welcome amongst the great unwashed of the BBS (myself included)
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Trolley big knob?
Or do you sit?


It is NOT the size of the wand that is important but the magic one weaves with it.

It is perfectly possible to urinate whilst in a standing position WITHOUT any need to handle any part of the genital in question, but there are those who have NOT perfected the art.
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Unless you have a serious kidney infection, urine is sterile so a quick rinse is all that's necessary ... unless your knob has been somewhere particularly unsavoury since your last shower.
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It is perfectly possible to urinate whilst in a standing position WITHOUT any need to handle any part of the genital in question, but there are those who have NOT perfected the art.
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There are clearly some in our midst who have NOT perfected the art of using a urinal WITHOUT needing to touch any part of one's genitals.


Other than the women ?

And, er, how do you remove the trouser snake from the undergarments without touching it ?
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He then proceeded to wash his hands with soap for about 2 minutes ?


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