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Pub Idol
18-07-2005, 07:08 AM
Looks like Simon Jordan has got himself another celeb girlfriend. He was pictured in the News of the World yesterday with Meg Matthews

And he was wearing a Palace polo shirt :p

JayT
18-07-2005, 07:14 AM
Another Max Clifford promotion - he's doing his job well...

Aki Aki Aki
18-07-2005, 07:30 AM
Meg Matthews, How gross !!

paf
18-07-2005, 07:37 AM
Dear Simon, when obtaining a celebrity girlfriend, your supposed to get a better model, Alex Best to Meg Matthews is defintely a downgrade, and stirring Noel Gallaghers porridge...... yuck.

C- must do better.

ponypunter
18-07-2005, 08:30 AM
I saw that yesterday.

He must have a thing for publicity-grabbing whores. Wasn't it Alex Best last time?

She looked rotten as well.

PalaceMonkey
18-07-2005, 09:01 AM
she is a rough old trout.

Paicey
18-07-2005, 09:31 AM
anyone got a copy of the pic? wanted to see the shirt and couldn't find it on the web-site

sexyrazor
18-07-2005, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Paicey
anyone got a copy of the pic?

Just tried to find it, but couldn't. Will keep trying!

RickyB
18-07-2005, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by PalaceMonkey
I am a rough old trout.

don'tcha just love editing quotes? :D

Lords Eagle
18-07-2005, 10:18 AM
Have to say, I saw the photo, definitely not convinced the picure was of SJ

Kevan Woz Awful
18-07-2005, 11:44 AM
Does this mean SJ now constantly plays 'wonderwall' in the Aston Martin?

Farnboro' Eagle
18-07-2005, 11:50 AM
From the title I thought it was Mystic Meg....

GreatGonzo
18-07-2005, 11:55 AM
How is SJ meant to know what a 'good looking' woman looks like - he is not used to it! ;) :p

Allegedly

I.Flyer
18-07-2005, 02:28 PM
Here is a copy of the pic although not very good quality - but you get the gist.

Balti Man
18-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Why is it in these situations that an "onlooker" has a bloody comment to make?

Radders
18-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by I.Flyer
Here is a copy of the pic although not very good quality - but you get the gist.

Jesus!!!

Is that SJ?? It looks like a mixture between Kurt Russell, John Daly and Elton John! :eek:

Radders
18-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Balti Man
Why is it in these situations that an "onlooker" has a bloody comment to make?

Or if about a footballer as in the AJ situation it's "A source close to the star said"

:S:

Kevan Woz Awful
18-07-2005, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Radders
"A source close to the star said"

Perhaps they hide microphones in ketchup bottles :eek:

I'll get me coat.

Kirby
18-07-2005, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Balti Man
Why is it in these situations that an "onlooker" has a bloody comment to make?

Exactly what I was just thinking - and it's always the same quote!

Radders
18-07-2005, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Kevan Woz Awful
Perhaps they hide microphones in ketchup bottles :eek:

I'll get me coat.

That Woz Awful Kevan! :D

lordanton
18-07-2005, 03:02 PM
I think it look like Max Clifford himself with a wig etc.

Kevan Woz Awful
18-07-2005, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Radders
That Woz Awful Kevan! :D

I Know - Dreadful. Pre Season Tension. It happens every year around this time.

crockett
18-07-2005, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by GreatGonzo
How is SJ meant to know what a 'good looking' woman looks like - he is not used to it! ;) :p

Allegedly

Yep Sarah Bosnich (OK top marks) --> Alex Best (No they're getting worse Simon) ---> Meg Matthews (Blurgh 'kin ugly! ) , he hasn't really got the idea of creating a smokescreen relationship has he ........... allegedly.

AJ
18-07-2005, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Radders
Jesus!!!

Is that SJ?? It looks like a mixture between Kurt Russell, John Daly and Elton John! :eek:

I would say the "son" of Elton John and George Micheal :eek:

Scroatey
18-07-2005, 03:25 PM
He's a bit Hasselhoff with a died 80's mullet :p

Does he ditch the Butlins red-coat for the hot summer months?

NRM the 2nd
18-07-2005, 04:12 PM
Looks like SJ has turned into Shane Warne to me

100% Palace
18-07-2005, 06:35 PM
Typical croydon boy on holiday, shorts and loafers!

RDSdaEAGLE
18-07-2005, 06:45 PM
Meg Matthews looks like a tramp.

Jordan looks like the kind of bloke who'd need one :D

Nelson Muntz
18-07-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by I.Flyer
Here is a copy of the pic although not very good quality - but you get the gist.
I am shocked that Ms I Flyer has the NOTW. I had you down as a Sunday Mirror girl Pat.

La Bombonera
18-07-2005, 06:50 PM
Good ol' Simon ... he looks a bit like 'Nice Guy Eddie' from Reservoir Dogs.

Poor ol' Meg ... she looks like Mr Blue :p

kolinkins
18-07-2005, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by I.Flyer
Here is a copy of the pic although not very good quality - but you get the gist.

He looks like Elton John in that picture

Thanet Eagle
18-07-2005, 06:58 PM
Meg doesn't look too happy in that picture !

stevek
18-07-2005, 07:21 PM
At least SJ has a Palace t shirt on

imashed
18-07-2005, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by I.Flyer
Here is a copy of the pic although not very good quality - but you get the gist.
looks more like the bloated shane warne

James Melody
18-07-2005, 11:06 PM
So is Meg Simon's beard?

Tony
18-07-2005, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by crockett
Yep Sarah Bosnich (OK top marks) --> Alex Best (No they're getting worse Simon) ---> Meg Matthews (Blurgh 'kin ugly! ) ,

By a simple process of deduction, it would appear that Waynetta Slob is next.

You'd think if Simon was worth £70m he could afford some socks.

'Socks are like sex… tons about but I never seem to have any' – the Prince Regent in Blackadder (not an inappropriate analogy perhaps for our own dear leader)

JohnA
19-07-2005, 08:10 AM
and this is the agency that took the photos:

http://www.solarpix.com/en/

jackslipper
20-07-2005, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by NRM the 2nd
Looks like SJ has turned into Shane Warne to me

Fat boy Warne has the same dodgy taste in women

NRM the 2nd
31-07-2005, 03:31 PM
Well looks like SJ has moved on from Meg. According to the mirror he is now seeing Kate Lawler. Now i'd say thats a vast improvement. Fair play SJ you male whore.

Latvian Eagle
31-07-2005, 03:48 PM
You male whore who is allegedly ***!? :confused: