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Crofty
26-05-2010, 04:20 PM
..A mate told me that Mr Huw has been offered a substantial amount of money to relocate his popular Whitehorse lane establishment to Askew Road W12 to cater to QPR....Mr Huw was unavailable for comment but a spokesman offered this statement...故宫是头号商业形式我,我永远不会出售,除非...what do fellow BBS'ers think?

Crofty
26-05-2010, 04:26 PM
..are there any 'insiders' who can confirm or deny this?

Crofty
26-05-2010, 04:28 PM
...and if rumours prove to be true..where will fellow Palace supporters purchase those lovely fat Chinese chips with a portion of curry sauce?

emmatheeagle
26-05-2010, 04:32 PM
best fish and chips ever

Crofty
26-05-2010, 04:34 PM
best fish and chips ever

I agree...sad to think mr Huw might be tempted by the West London offer........:sob:

Crofty
26-05-2010, 04:49 PM
Personally I am worried that if Mr Huw were to be tempted by the QPR shilling...it may start an exodus...and we fans will find ourselves with fewer options for pre and post match snacks,,,,,

Whyteleafe_Sage
26-05-2010, 04:55 PM
Rumours abound that a bid to transfer Selhurst and Thornton Heath train stations to Shepherds Bush has been accepted by National Rail.

A QPR insider was quoted as saying, "Well, you can't get to Loftus Road for all the bloody tube lines in and around Hammersmith - give me the overground anyday!"

The station manager at Norwood Junction was unavailable for comment but is believed to be considering a transfer request following today's revelations...

art malice
26-05-2010, 04:58 PM
I've haddock up to here with all this bad news.

It's time to start a portion ing some blame.

:moo: with chips please

Crofty
26-05-2010, 04:58 PM
I heard that too!

Tony Montana
26-05-2010, 04:59 PM
When you contribute 5 out of the 7 posts on a thread, you should realise its a shit thread and it's time to give up....on everything.

Crofty
26-05-2010, 04:59 PM
I've haddock up to here with all this bad news.

It's time to start a portion ing some blame.

:moo: with chips please

Are you codding me? Quit your carping!:p

Crofty
26-05-2010, 05:00 PM
When you contribute 5 out of the 7 posts on a thread, you should realise its a shit thread and it's time to give up....on everything.

Everything?:eek:

Crofty
26-05-2010, 05:02 PM
When you contribute 5 out of the 7 posts on a thread, you should realise its a shit thread and it's time to give up....on everything.

It is the close season FFS!...and still a few days before the start of the WC..what else is a chap supposed to do...?

Oh BTW....don't answer that...it was rhetorical....honest....:p

art malice
26-05-2010, 05:02 PM
This is really rubbing salt (and vinegar) into our wounds

emmatheeagle
26-05-2010, 05:04 PM
I have heard if Mr Huw goes Sideburns will definitely be off. What is happening to this club, the roof is caving in :-)

emmatheeagle
26-05-2010, 05:05 PM
I am going to batter Mr Huw if he goes

Crofty
26-05-2010, 05:06 PM
I have heard if Mr Huw goes Sideburns will definitely be off. What is happening to this club, the roof is caving in :-)
you don't think...that as a club..we ha:( ve 'had our chips' surely!?

Crofty
26-05-2010, 05:08 PM
I am going to batter Mr Huw if he goes

Steady on.....I just talked to my brother in law who knows someone who cleans the lavs at the Croydon Advertiser and he reckons it is just a case of Chinese Whispers............:p

art malice
26-05-2010, 05:09 PM
If it does go we'll be in deep (fried) do-do

Crofty
26-05-2010, 05:11 PM
well...much as this breaking news intrigues me...I must be off..................... to batter my sausage.....

Scotland's No9
26-05-2010, 05:11 PM
We're in a right pickle(d egg)

art malice
26-05-2010, 05:11 PM
well...much as this breaking news intrigues me...I must be off..................... to batter my sausage.....

Talk about leaving a chinking chip

emmatheeagle
26-05-2010, 05:13 PM
well...much as this breaking news intrigues me...I must be off..................... to batter my sausage.....

a large dollop of mayo to follow?

emmatheeagle
26-05-2010, 05:13 PM
Talk about leaving a chinking chip

pmsl

Crofty
26-05-2010, 05:14 PM
a large dollop of mayo to follow?

At my age?....Happy Shopper salad cream love
!:(

Crofty
26-05-2010, 05:55 PM
pmsl

is that the end of all the dire puns?:D

elgin eagle
26-05-2010, 06:24 PM
we're not laphing anymore

kabbott
26-05-2010, 07:28 PM
Relocating to a new plaice then?

art malice
27-05-2010, 09:19 AM
I saw one of the women who works there this morning, with only strategic cuts of lobster covering her privates. You could say she was scampily clad

Whyteleafe_Sage
27-05-2010, 12:45 PM
For cod's sake...

Crofty
27-05-2010, 04:16 PM
For cod's sake...

Looks like this thread has reached the vinegar strokes.....and beyond! I must go and take an Aspirin ,,,got a terrible haddock all of a sudden!:p

Crofty
27-05-2010, 04:30 PM
Relocating to a new plaice then?

Apparently Mr Huw finds himself between a Rock and a hard Plaice..who can blame him?

Crofty
27-05-2010, 05:02 PM
...although my mate who has a mate who knows a cleaner who works at Croydon Advertiser reckons Mr Huw's son is planning on opening a seafood stall at Selhurst if he can get a business grant......I hope the bank gives him one......they'd be shellfish not to.......

Crofty
27-05-2010, 05:15 PM
I saw one of the women who works there this morning, with only strategic cuts of lobster covering her privates. You could say she was scampily clad

You've won a prize!:p

Brummie Allan
27-05-2010, 05:51 PM
best fish and chips everLast time I went it was empty and the chippy 50 mts away was full, thought I was making some sort of mistake going there.

Edit: sorry to be serious

Crofty
28-05-2010, 07:39 AM
Last time I went it was empty and the chippy 50 mts away was full, thought I was making some sort of mistake going there.

Edit: sorry to be serious

but how were the chips?

art malice
28-05-2010, 09:56 AM
You've won a prize!:p

:D Happy hollandaise!

palace_crystal
28-05-2010, 10:28 AM
these puns are terrible! what a bunch of wallies

art malice
28-05-2010, 10:31 AM
these puns are terrible! what a bunch of wallies

Kin ell. Who pissed on your chips?

Whyteleafe_Sage
28-05-2010, 12:15 PM
these puns are terrible! what a bunch of wallies

You're really skate-ing on thin ice there you know...

palace_crystal
28-05-2010, 12:50 PM
You're really skate-ing on thin ice there you know...

I know, thank cod it's Fryday.

PALACE_FOR_LIFE
21-06-2010, 08:48 PM
Please tell me this is absolute carp?