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jj18
22-04-2002, 06:16 PM
Dwight Yorke lifestyle will fit in with the Londoners lifestyle? Do you think he is a snip at 5 million?

New_Malden_Eagle
22-04-2002, 06:18 PM
For us? I don't think so mate...

Asher S
22-04-2002, 06:19 PM
wat a loads of rubbish!!!!!!!!!

W*****

22-04-2002, 06:24 PM
he wanted something like 100k a week to move to middlesborough.

Top Dog
22-04-2002, 06:26 PM
Just a few small drawbacks to your plan:

1) We don't have 5 million
2) If we did, we wouldn't waste it on him
3) He's over 30
4) He hasn't played all season
5) He doesn't seem bothered that he hasn't played all season
6) He would never come to us
7) We could never afford his wages

Ouch that Hurt!
22-04-2002, 06:34 PM
And one Jordan is enough at Palace!

Top Dog
22-04-2002, 06:52 PM
Isn't he denying that the baby is his?

Might be a bit of a shock when she gives birth live on the internet to a black baby......

Ouch that Hurt!
22-04-2002, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Top Dog
Isn't he denying that the baby is his?

Might be a bit of a shock when she gives birth live on the internet to a black baby......

with a huge cock.

Ferguson said so!

wedgetail
22-04-2002, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Ouch that Hurt!
And one Jordan is enough at Palace!
yes, but which one?

Top Dog
22-04-2002, 07:28 PM
Personally I wouldn't mind having both Jordans.

Perhaps the model Jordan could join our cheer-leading team to spice it up a little bit.

I mean seriously, it really annoys me. Instead of having loads of really fit seventeen year old girls in skimpy outfits (like they do in American Football) we get covered up 14 year olds.

Must try harder Mr Jordan.

Just think how many more young teenage boys could be attracted to the club........

Jolly Norwegian
22-04-2002, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Top Dog
Just a few small drawbacks to your plan:

1) We don't have 5 million
2) If we did, we wouldn't waste it on him
3) He's over 30
4) He hasn't played all season
5) He doesn't seem bothered that he hasn't played all season
6) He would never come to us
7) We could never afford his wages
End of story.

David of Kent
22-04-2002, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Top Dog
Just a few small drawbacks to your plan:

1) We don't have 5 million
2) If we did, we wouldn't waste it on him


If you replace (1) with 2.5 million, that was what I was hoping was true when we were linked with Akinbiyi :sob:

Beanie
22-04-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Top Dog
Just a few small drawbacks to your plan:

1) We don't have 5 million
2) If we did, we wouldn't waste it on him
3) He's over 30
4) He hasn't played all season
5) He doesn't seem bothered that he hasn't played all season
6) He would never come to us
7) We could never afford his wages


I think point one is probably wrong - but from then on I can't fault this.

Top Dog
22-04-2002, 08:43 PM
After the Akinbiyi signing, I doubt there is too much left until we sell.

Jimbo ?
22-04-2002, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by jj18
Dwight Yorke lifestyle will fit in with the Londoners lifestyle? Do you think he is a snip at 5 million?

wake up!!
dont want him, wont get him

Gooders
23-04-2002, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Ouch that Hurt!


with a huge cock.

Ferguson said so!

That was Dion Dublin, not Dwight Yorke.

Dwight's is a weener but he still can't keep it in his trousers.

Ouch that Hurt!
23-04-2002, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Gooders
Originally posted by Ouch that Hurt!


That was Dion Dublin, not Dwight Yorke.

Dwight's is a weener but he still can't keep it in his trousers.

Sorry. Note for diary - Must remember to work harder on my knowledge of footballer's willies.

budkk
23-04-2002, 03:31 PM
That is to expensive price and wage
What are you some kind of fagg*t

zonin2000
23-04-2002, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Ouch that Hurt!
Sorry. Note for diary - Must remember to work harder on my knowledge of footballer's willies.



Apparently, Kevin Campbell is one of only four men in britain to, err, have.. umm.. yeah....:vader: :vader:























twelve inches :eek:

Ouch that Hurt!
23-04-2002, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by zonin2000




Apparently, Kevin Campbell is one of only four men in britain to, err, have.. umm.. yeah....:vader: :vader:





twelve inches :eek:

I know, we meet every third thursday in the church hgall in.....only joking. How do they know there is only four. Then again if you had 12 inches you'd tell everyone.

Top Dog
23-04-2002, 03:53 PM
Who are the other three????

zonin2000
23-04-2002, 03:55 PM
Trevor Francis, David Hopkin and Margaret Thatcher

Ouch that Hurt!
23-04-2002, 04:48 PM
Linford Christie?

Erroll Flynn?

Ron Jeremy?

Boris the charltonhater
24-04-2002, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Top Dog
Just a few small drawbacks to your plan:

1) We don't have 5 million
2) If we did, we wouldn't waste it on him
3) He's over 30
4) He hasn't played all season
5) He doesn't seem bothered that he hasn't played all season
6) He would never come to us
7) We could never afford his wages

1) We do have 5 million
2) We could easily 'waste' ll of it.
3) So? Batistuta went for 24million when he was 32.
4) He'll have the summer to get fit
5) That was because he was under the impression Ferguson was going until a few months back, now he is sure he is going to be allowed to leave in the summer.
6) Prosinecki went to Portsmouth. Anything is possible.
7) Urm.....


If we get 8million for Clinton and spend 5million on Yorke wwe have done a good bit of business. Yorke could score about 35 goals in this division next year and is the sort of player who could play in our current squad.