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switchboard
19-11-2018, 10:24 AM
Darren Bent - 6 month contract.

DARZET EAGLE
19-11-2018, 11:19 AM
Darren Bent - 6 month contract.

That long? Is he still playing?

laboxers
19-11-2018, 11:36 AM
Bring back AJ

alfiejay
19-11-2018, 11:41 AM
Arthur Scargill

davemorris04
19-11-2018, 02:23 PM
Probably one of the Huddersfield ones, they would all fit in well.

Catford Eagle
19-11-2018, 02:39 PM
I reckon Okaka of Watford. He's always looked like a Palace forward to me - some good touches, often looks like he's pissed, no idea what he's doing next. A goal record for Watford of 1 in every 7, and only 1 game this season. It's inevitable.

Russboy
19-11-2018, 02:40 PM
Emile Heskey.

cpfcfan1
19-11-2018, 03:44 PM
Danny Graham

davech
19-11-2018, 03:45 PM
Dougie will polish his boots up.

cpfcfan1
19-11-2018, 03:45 PM
That Maupay from Brentford

Jordan's Jacket
19-11-2018, 03:52 PM
Scott Dann

Ardent Eagle Forever
19-11-2018, 03:53 PM
Messi wants to continue playing in red and blue:p

lee_cpfc
19-11-2018, 03:54 PM
Ched Evans

davech
19-11-2018, 03:57 PM
Usain Bolt.

cappuccinoeagle
19-11-2018, 10:27 PM
DavNug

Asagaya_Eagle
20-11-2018, 06:52 AM
Messi

bloodfart
20-11-2018, 07:16 AM
Benteke and Wickham - "like 2 new signings"

Eagle's Away
20-11-2018, 10:20 AM
The famous Spanish striker - Don Key

Stigma
20-11-2018, 10:30 AM
Benteke and Wickham - "like 2 new signings"

Yep..:wallbash:

Skiddo
20-11-2018, 01:15 PM
Benni McCarthy

cpfcfan1
20-11-2018, 01:46 PM
Paul Furlong

Thanet Eagle
20-11-2018, 02:01 PM
David Nugent

Palestinian
20-11-2018, 02:33 PM
Probably one of the Huddersfield ones, they would all fit in well.

They certainly would, there is a collective noun for a group of non-scoring strikers a 'Benteke'

MAW
20-11-2018, 02:53 PM
Norman Conquest

Stan the man
21-11-2018, 12:15 AM
Luther Blissett.

red&blue_moomin
25-11-2018, 11:33 AM
Benteke, Wickham and either RLC or some young AM on loan.

Nostrils
25-11-2018, 11:51 AM
Of the click-bait rumours, I'd say Emiliano Sala for striker and possibly Rodriguez from Galatasaray as the attacking midfielder. Another RLC loan would lead us back to square one come summer time should we stay up (which I think we will). Having said that, we could do with him right now.

davech
25-11-2018, 11:57 AM
Norman Conquest

Norman Wisdom might be able to fall over for a few pens, but he was a no-good weed.

Return of the prodigal Andy Preece

red&blue_moomin
25-11-2018, 01:04 PM
Of the click-bait rumours, I'd say Emiliano Sala for striker and possibly Rodriguez from Galatasaray as the attacking midfielder. Another RLC loan would lead us back to square one come summer time should we stay up (which I think we will). Having said that, we could do with him right now.

Any RLC loan has to be with a view to prising him off of Chelsea. They are doing their best to ruin his relationship with them. But he's so laid back and desperate to play for Chelsea along with that really long contract that they can keep stringing him along for another two years.

We get RLC/good AM and I think we can do without a striker as long as Benteke and Wickham are fit as it'll unlock Wilf for us.

Malarkey
25-11-2018, 01:43 PM
Jimmy Smits

AddoWolz
07-06-2019, 09:17 AM
Benteke and Wickham - "like 2 new signings"

Back to square one , one is never fit so doesn't play, so can't score goals, the other just doesn't score goals , A NEW STRIKER REMAINS OUR NUMBER 1 PRIORITY .

Reg_Maudling
10-06-2019, 06:53 PM
If we go into the season relying on benteke and Wickham again it is going to be a grim season with relegation a distinct possibility
Surely the club has learned from last season?

alexcpfc
10-06-2019, 07:24 PM
We should be trying to get Batshuyai back on loan. Itís no brainer for me.

SOUTHGATE EAGLE
10-06-2019, 07:24 PM
Arthur Scargill

At least he knows where the coal is.

Thefunkymonk
11-06-2019, 04:09 PM
Jay Rodrigues

Wouldn’t be my choice but think we may bid for him given his £5m clause

Glazier69
11-06-2019, 04:24 PM
That tall bird who plays for France?

CP-RJW
11-06-2019, 05:40 PM
Freddie Ladapo

Payroll Legend
11-06-2019, 05:55 PM
My god, Chris Jones (in a Rigsby voice)

sunshine lucas
11-06-2019, 06:51 PM
My god, Chris Jones (in a Rigsby voice)

Ahhh...debut goal wasnít it... followed by er, only 2 more...

Am Phibian
11-06-2019, 06:53 PM
Bristian Chenteke

Meant to have the best potential to come out of Africa since mankind.