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Calder
04-01-2001, 03:13 AM
Hi all, I am just starting to setup my own football team, and wondered if you lo could think up any names for it.

Also, if anybody between the ages of 16-17 want to play for the team and live in the Croydon area, please contact me via e-mail.

E-mail: andrewcalder2001@excite.co.uk

Cheers

Andrew

Brett
04-01-2001, 03:36 AM
Fellatio Wanderers

Steve C
04-01-2001, 03:38 AM
Chubnasty Rovers

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Guten Tag!ex Basingstoke lad!

Brett
04-01-2001, 03:40 AM
Balloon Knotting FC

Calder
04-01-2001, 03:40 AM
Why do you say that?

Brett
04-01-2001, 03:44 AM
The Duck Runners

CPFC_R_GREAT
04-01-2001, 03:59 AM
How about something classy and iconic!

Like the Trams- It's something the locals can relate to!

Or more seriously but only a bit! how about i dunno the Selhurts Park Rangers!

Si121
04-01-2001, 04:41 AM
Goal United, Volley Home, Croyden Palace?

Skid Row
04-01-2001, 06:00 AM
The Broken Drums coz you cant be beaten.

ruediger
04-01-2001, 10:59 AM
City Rangers FC

PENGE P
04-01-2001, 11:18 AM
Fishblood Stiffs, but that's already used
how about HBC Utd

Gavin Axten
04-01-2001, 02:38 PM
How about Milton Keynes Wombles. HAHAHHAHAHA

GUCCI Eagle
04-01-2001, 05:00 PM
Cunnilingus Rovers

Dave
04-01-2001, 05:03 PM
Dynamo Croydon

The Wee Red
04-01-2001, 05:05 PM
Juvenile slang for sexual acts and parts of the female anatomy F.C.

GUCCI Eagle
04-01-2001, 05:07 PM
Croydon Kiev

David Murray
04-01-2001, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by GUCCI Eagle:
Croydon Kiev

Sounds like a piece of fast food from Surrey street market !

Son of Selhurst
04-01-2001, 05:10 PM
Croydon Eagles FC, surely?!?!

Dan Dare
04-01-2001, 05:19 PM
PVC Swingers

GUCCI Eagle
04-01-2001, 05:22 PM
I refuse to be disparaged funny ha ha well matured, bet you've never said anything of a similar nature, oi Jossie's Giants! i'm so funny Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, Po, I'm so clever, having a baked potato for my lunch, please set a good example to the children, you shouldn't expect to get an immature reply of base humour in your tumour Love Supreme, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the most effective if the least imaginative, pause for breath, Intelligence Finance forgot to send me a prepaid envelope I'm very annoyed, glad to have got all of this off my chest.org.gov.co.uk.com FC http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

David Murray
04-01-2001, 05:26 PM
I dread to think what position you'd want to play GUCCI http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

GUCCI Eagle
04-01-2001, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by David Murray:
I dread to think what position you'd want to play GUCCI http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

Perhaps I could mark the wee one with sharpened studs. http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

Mossinhio
04-01-2001, 06:57 PM
what about using the name of a team at powerleague 5 a side wallington

Inter Yer ......

followed by the name of any family member / friend / animal you wish.

eg mum, nan, dad....bird, dog etc.

Les Butler
04-01-2001, 07:04 PM
Dickarse utd and I,m not miserable

Oh,I don't mean I,m not miserable as part of the team name ok.

Just thought I would clear that up

Right then

GUCCI Eagle
04-01-2001, 07:12 PM
Les Miserables.

Pure inspiration!!!!!!!

Les Butler
04-01-2001, 07:15 PM
LoL,nice one,bit easy but there you go.

See how easy it is to go off topic ?
(I like mars bar)

Bud Eagle
04-01-2001, 07:18 PM
Mars bar? Hmm surely Uranus rovers would be better?

GUCCI Eagle
04-01-2001, 07:20 PM
Croydon Rangers

I do see what you mean about going off the subject.
(I prefer Snickers, which incidentally used to be called Marathon before we decided to follow the Americans and b*stardise the English language)

Calder
04-01-2001, 07:48 PM
There seem to be a range of team names which involve the name of Croydon being in it. Could you think of ones which have Sutton or Surrey in them??

Cheers

GUCCI Eagle
04-01-2001, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Calder:
There seem to be a range of team names which involve the name of Croydon being in it. Could you think of ones which have Sutton or Surrey in them??

Cheers

Sutton Moon FC
Sutton Myface FC

Bud Eagle
04-01-2001, 08:03 PM
Surrey we're here
Surrey to be alive
Surrey but I've lost my dog
Surrey about the mess, I'll clean it up later when I have some time.
Surrey but we'll have to break your legs if you win

Any help?

Calder
04-01-2001, 08:40 PM
um...great help Bud Eagle

walderslade eagle
04-01-2001, 09:12 PM
There is a team just outside Maidstone called Sutton Saints, so what about Sutton Sinners?

Kevin T
04-01-2001, 09:26 PM
Moving on to the interesting subject of chocolate bars, I have distinguished chocolate marketing ploys into distinct "generations", developed to keep any one, essentially the same product, interesting and saleable.

1st Gen
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Your standard Mars, Snickers, KitKat

2nd Gen
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Kingsize

3rd Gen
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Minitures (for kids and selection packs)

4th Gen
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Chunky (a clever move this one)

5th Gen (technically an off shoot of 4)

Chunky King Size (for fat gits)

Calder
04-01-2001, 09:57 PM
Selhurst Sharks anyone?

Eagle El
04-01-2001, 11:09 PM
Shark Park Narks

Paul Stevens
04-01-2001, 11:31 PM
Real Sutton
Real Surrey
Real Selhurst
Real Croydon

Diportivo Sutton
Diportivo Surrey
Diportivo Selhurst etc

Dynamo Sutton
Dynamo Surrey etc

Sutton Juniors etc

Doesn't have the same ring somehow

Calder
05-01-2001, 12:20 AM
Cheers i like them Paul. Keep them coming!!!

Brett
05-01-2001, 12:26 AM
Real Social Dad

Eagles Fan
05-01-2001, 12:55 AM
Norfolk in Chance

(say it fast) http://www.cpfc.org/ubb/wink.gif

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Palace 'til I Die

Canute
05-01-2001, 01:00 AM
Suttonly Utd !

Brett
05-01-2001, 01:02 AM
Spunktak Most Cows

Abra Kebab Ra

Mammery

Calder
05-01-2001, 01:38 AM
Real Social Dad, hehehe. What imaginations you people have.

Watch a lot of Spanish footie don't we?

Sell the W**k*r, aka, Salamanca, lol

[This message has been edited by Calder (edited 04 January 2001).]

IT'S A DARTFORD THING
05-01-2001, 02:31 AM
Brett and Gucci thankyou for making me laugh after a long day at work, keep up the good work.

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LONG LIVE U.K GARAGE

anti-addick
05-01-2001, 04:51 AM
It's bloody hard work I can tell you. You've obviously mailed me re CPIFC after this posting though.

I used to run a team in the Banbury leagues and we were called "Charlatans", basically because we were.

Neil MacQueen
05-01-2001, 04:54 AM
Calders Rangling *******

GUCCI Eagle
05-01-2001, 04:54 AM
Vulva Athletic

Mutton Shutters Utd

walderslade eagle
05-01-2001, 04:57 AM
Originally posted by Brett:
Fellatio Wanderers
That's a bit of a mouthful Brett. Calderonian Thistle.

The Spiders From Mars
05-01-2001, 05:59 PM
Sutton Death

GUCCI Eagle
05-01-2001, 06:08 PM
Sutton Mybacki'maneffinhorse FC

Surrey Yeruptheduffluvi'moff FC