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mini AJ
24-11-2004, 01:28 PM
Super Jaap could be joining us because Iain is interested in the big CB and he is unsettled at milan


YYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

greybot
24-11-2004, 01:31 PM
Source?

davematt
24-11-2004, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
Super Jaap could be joining us because Iain is interested in the big CB and he is unsettled at milan


YYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

Whatever. Wouldn't be a bad signing!:eek:

Jza
24-11-2004, 01:31 PM
BullSh!t - go find another forum to go bother

NO1FAN
24-11-2004, 01:33 PM
great news :p I just don't see how he will get into our team though! Excellent back up.

Chester
24-11-2004, 01:33 PM
more likely to get jaaps eye then jaap stam

Marshall
24-11-2004, 01:37 PM
How old is he now?

davematt
24-11-2004, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Marshall
How old is he now?

Only 32. Defenders come into their prime at this age. Would be the sort of ambitious signing that we need, but me thinks it wont happen.

DaveTuttles
24-11-2004, 01:43 PM
Source please

Sussex Eagle
24-11-2004, 01:51 PM
If anyone even begins to believes this one, they need their head checked :rolleyes:

mini AJ
24-11-2004, 01:59 PM
Idnt think you wanna beleive it

nookiebear
24-11-2004, 02:01 PM
We've picked up some right 'characters' on this BBS since promotion :)

limited_edition
24-11-2004, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
If anyone even begins to believes this one, they need their head checked :rolleyes: Exactly. Two words: huge wages.

Hypodam
24-11-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by NO1FAN
great news :p I just don't see how he will get into our team though! Excellent back up.

He'd probably llink up well with Deco in the reserves.

bananaman
24-11-2004, 02:07 PM
ive heard owen & beckham are unsettled in spain & might be comeing here on loan aswell for the season & playing for nothing!! :S: :S: :S:

TN16_Eagle
24-11-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Hypodam
He'd probably llink up well with Deco in the reserves.

With ZZ in the centre of midfield and Pele up front.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

st albans
24-11-2004, 02:08 PM
i think we can safely assume that there is no source, i'm sure Dowie would like Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zidane, but it isn't going to happen, we've attracted some right muppets in the last month, LOUIS222, WOOD2004/2005 to name but 2, can't people start a thread like this only if they have specific information, as it really is tedious reading it and it being blatant it's just some kid posting rubbish

Levski
24-11-2004, 02:10 PM
I hear that Jesus Christ might come out of retirement to shore up the midfield. As he's out of contract he's available on a free. He's not been seen around these parts for, ooh 2000 odd years but, by all accounts, he's never ruled out a comeback.

TN16_Eagle
24-11-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by bananaman
ive heard owen & beckham are unsettled in spain & might be comeing here on loan aswell for the season & playing for nothing :S: :S: :S:

For the reserves though surely.

So thats Stam, Deco, ZZ, Beckham, Pele and Owen

That's a decent 6 a side team in anyone's books - i don't reckon they need a keeper. :D

Del Gland
24-11-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by TN16_Eagle
With ZZ in the centre of midfield and Pele up front.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Is that the one with or without the beard?

Hypodam
24-11-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Levski
I hear that Jesus Christ might come out of retirement to shore up the midfield.

As long as we don't stick him goal. Not with those hands anyway.

mini AJ
24-11-2004, 02:36 PM
dat was jokes mate i just lyk alot of ppl repiein wotchu tink JAAP STAM = PALACE dnt work

Jza
24-11-2004, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
dat was jokes mate i just lyk alot of ppl repiein wotchu tink JAAP STAM = PALACE dnt work

huh?

TN16_Eagle
24-11-2004, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
dat was jokes mate i just lyk alot of ppl repiein wotchu tink JAAP STAM = PALACE dnt work

Haven't you got a maths lesson to go to or something? :hi: :hi: :hi:

mini AJ
24-11-2004, 02:44 PM
naaaaa so shut ya mouth wenu dnt no sumit m8!!!!!

GUCCI Eagle
24-11-2004, 02:44 PM
When will people learn that Ali G is poking fun at British 'gangsta' culture, rather than revelling in its coolness.

davematt
24-11-2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
naaaaa so shut ya mouth wenu dnt no sumit m8!!!!!

Another Chav has found the BBS!!!

st albans
24-11-2004, 02:47 PM
so you've admitted to blatantly starting a thread for a joke, moderators please have a word, this is getting silly now

TN16_Eagle
24-11-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by st albans
so you've admitted to blatantly starting a thread for a joke, moderators please have a word, this is getting silly now

But it's SO funny! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

palace & proud
24-11-2004, 02:49 PM
What can i smell....Bullshite ;)

davematt
24-11-2004, 02:51 PM
The amounts of pricks that are joining at the moment is really frustrating. They always come on here and start the same sort of threads, and use this gangsta language which no one can make head or tail of.

honeysuckle
24-11-2004, 03:06 PM
The impetuosity of youth eh Mini AJ

Back in the 60's a sign appeared on a Liverpool wall - It said 'What would you do if Jesus came to Liverpool?'

A scouser had written below it 'Move St. John to Inside Right'.

You'll have to be of an age to get this but its as likely as Stam palying for the Glaziers.

Whilst I'm here and in indolent mood two musical jokes to amuse.Enjoy before the blue meanie of a moderator moves them

Q. What's the epitaph on a Blues singer's tombstone?

A. DIDN'T wake up this morning

and the second:

Q. How do you turn a duck into a Soul singer?

A. Place in a microwave and cook on full power until bill withers

KungFuCharlie
24-11-2004, 03:43 PM
I think we need a translator,..

Does anyone here speak jive?

Blind_Eagle
24-11-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
naaaaa so shut ya mouth wenu dnt no sumit m8!!!!!

Text speak is banned on the BBS mini AJ. Please desist and follow the rules if you wish to continue to be a member of this site.

Gosling
24-11-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by honeysuckle
Q. How do you turn a duck into a Soul singer?

A. Place in a microwave and cook on full power until bill withers

:lux: :lux:

Ruskin Old Boy
24-11-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by honeysuckle


Back in the 60's a sign appeared on a Liverpool wall - It said 'What would you do if Jesus came to Liverpool?'

A scouser had written below it 'Move St. John to Inside Right'.



Another one:

On a notice board outside a Liverpool church: 'Jesus saves'

handwritten beneath was 'and St John scores the rebound'

Jim Cannons Moustache
24-11-2004, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
dat was jokes mate i just lyk alot of ppl repiein wotchu tink JAAP STAM = PALACE dnt work


are you just pressing random keys?
fjkej k fwkfmj k j qdk o o oq fj iwhg jwje

Baldy
24-11-2004, 03:52 PM
Predictable but.........:bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:

TN16_Eagle
24-11-2004, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
are you just pressing random keys?
fjkej k fwkfmj k j qdk o o oq fj iwhg jwje

CCG POTENTIAL!!!

dfgsdfgsdfg gwryhr hwerthyewrtyh

Or perhaps not! :D :rolleyes:

Blind_Eagle
24-11-2004, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
fjkej k fwkfmj k j qdk o o oq fj iwhg jwje

Text speak is banned on the BBS JCM. Please desist and follow the rules if you wish to continue to be a member of this site.
















:D

Blind_Eagle
24-11-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by TN16_Eagle
dfgsdfgsdfg gwryhr hwerthyewrtyh


.........and you TN16

TN16_Eagle
24-11-2004, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Blind_Eagle
.........and you TN16

:sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:

Jim Cannons Moustache
24-11-2004, 03:56 PM
I believe what TN16 wrote translates to "Welcome to Newport" in Welsh.

Blind_Eagle
24-11-2004, 04:00 PM
ah, maybe I was being a tad over-energetic with my moddingogogogh

TN16_Eagle
24-11-2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Jim Cannons Moustache
I believe what TN16 wrote translates to "Welcome to Newport" in Welsh.

:p

Bangkok Eagle
24-11-2004, 04:03 PM
I was just picturing a Dowie chapter in Stam's latest memoirs.

Innit.

Banger
24-11-2004, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Hypodam
I hear that Jesus Christ might come out of retirement to shore up the midfield.

As long as we don't stick him goal. Not with those hands anyway.

I heard he was good on crosses!

Ardent Eagle Forever
24-11-2004, 04:19 PM
What that ancient druggie???? No way

Palace Biff
24-11-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
dat was jokes mate i just lyk alot of ppl repiein wotchu tink JAAP STAM = PALACE dnt work

What the hell does that mean? :veryangry

TheCharmer
24-11-2004, 04:42 PM
is this how the youth talk around Selhurst these days? Thank godness i moved abroad.

nottsunieagle
24-11-2004, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by mini AJ
dat was jokes mate i just lyk alot of ppl repiein wotchu tink JAAP STAM = PALACE dnt work

I'm going to attempt to translate:

That was a joke, friend. I just like a lot of people replying. What, you think Jaap Stam at Palace doesn't work?

i'll give myself a 6 for that. i mean the translation works well to start off with but i couldn't really understand what he was trying to say at the end so it fell apart a bit:o

Eagle123
24-11-2004, 04:53 PM
1. Jap Stam has insisted on several occasions that he will NEVER return to England.
2. If he did go back on his word dont you think an Arsenal or Chelsea would want him (and be his prefered option)
3. He would probably have to take a 90% paycut to join us
4. ID would prob have to blow Jan and next summers transfer budget on him.
5. Kit Symonds recently said the ONLY place Palace will not be strengthening (or looking to) in Jan is central defence as we have plenty of cover in that position.

If your gonna try and wind someone up mate at least make somewhere in the viscinity of believable! This is not even funny

Clapham Grand
24-11-2004, 05:02 PM
laughable

RickyB
24-11-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by davematt
Only 32. Defenders come into their prime at this age. Would be the sort of ambitious signing that we need, but me thinks it wont happen.

Will never happen - he's on 40k odd a week, unless they want to loan him and pay most of his wages!

RickyB
24-11-2004, 05:14 PM
oh and yes, by the way, you are indeed a tit.

Jim Cannon
24-11-2004, 05:44 PM
Can't believe this thread has actually made 3 pages. What a load of Bollox

Panman268
24-11-2004, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Levski
I hear that Jesus Christ might come out of retirement to shore up the midfield. As he's out of contract he's available on a free. He's not been seen around these parts for, ooh 2000 odd years but, by all accounts, he's never ruled out a comeback.

Yes but hes not very good with crosses ...................














I'll get me coat :angel:

Panman268
24-11-2004, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Panman268
Yes but hes not very good with crosses ...................














I'll get me coat :angel:


Doh! Wish I'd read the whole thread! :confused:

RickyB
24-11-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Panman268
Yes but hes not very good with crosses ...................


Muahahah!

Excellent...
:p

imashed
24-11-2004, 11:07 PM
and were moaning about granville's wages

Shipp Ahoy!
24-11-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Levski
I hear that Jesus Christ might come out of retirement to shore up the midfield. As he's out of contract he's available on a free. He's not been seen around these parts for, ooh 2000 odd years but, by all accounts, he's never ruled out a comeback.

Well his dad is already the manager! :p

Jay_Palace
24-11-2004, 11:12 PM
What I would like to know is how a pointless and utterly baseless thread, started by someone with about as much grasp of the English language as I have of Chinese, can run to three pages!

MikeyDread
24-11-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Jay_Palace
What I would like to know is how a pointless and utterly baseless thread, started by someone with about as much grasp of the English language as I have of Chinese, can run to three pages!

I know - what has suddenly happened ? There seems to be a plethora of inane posts by five year olds :(

Micky Spilane
24-11-2004, 11:33 PM
quote:
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Originally posted by TN16_Eagle
With ZZ in the centre of midfield and Pele up front.

Originally posted by Del Gland
Is that the one with or without the beard?

Yeah it must be Frank!

sydney eagle
24-11-2004, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Jay_Palace
What I would like to know is how a pointless and utterly baseless thread, started by someone with about as much grasp of the English language as I have of Chinese, can run to three pages! even more surprising is I just read all 3 pages:bash:

Funk Butter
25-11-2004, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by Levski
I hear that Jesus Christ might come out of retirement to shore up the midfield. As he's out of contract he's available on a free. He's not been seen around these parts for, ooh 2000 odd years but, by all accounts, he's never ruled out a comeback.

Sorry, JC is already wowing crowds as a member of the Atlanta Hawks (http://www.abestfun.com/Article_Show.asp?ArticleID=233) .

cpfc_spc1982
25-11-2004, 10:17 AM
i feel we have more than enough right sided centre backs.

PauLo
25-11-2004, 10:27 AM
chavs

Jimbo ?
25-11-2004, 02:35 PM
:S: :S: :S: :S:

Jasper
25-11-2004, 02:43 PM
top Avatar Paulo, second only to the girl with the bouncing norks running along. Good work fella

DaveTuttles
25-11-2004, 04:04 PM
Ill try my hand at!


wot u lookin at u div, er er er come on then er er er.

sorry cant keep up that style of talking for long

Super Mabbutt
25-11-2004, 07:00 PM
It's silly season again !

Iain Dowie
25-11-2004, 07:07 PM
Wot a load of bull,Japp Staam wouldn't come to US,whoever told u this is thick in the head....must be a millwall fan!

Chris Finch
25-11-2004, 07:26 PM
Was the thread about Bob Dowie scouting in Lazio in response to this?
Or is there some mild truth in either thread?

Tomo
25-11-2004, 07:35 PM
i didn't wanna give the guy the pleasure of replying but if i say Pratt it will equal itself out.

pallet
25-11-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by DaveTuttles
Ill try my hand at!


wot u lookin at u div, er er er come on then er er er.

sorry cant keep up that style of talking for long

you iz rbsh init, fink u nd skool or somefink, i iz goin m8 cuz me iz l8 init


Is that any good?

aj_is_god
01-12-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Iain Dowie
Wot a load of bull,Japp Staam wouldn't come to US,whoever told u this is thick in the head....must be a millwall fan!

a rocket scientest

B the Bad
02-12-2004, 06:42 PM
hahahaha, some people's stupidity is absolutely benumbing. Stam, at Palace..? Him not making the first team..? hahahahahhahahaha, thanks for making me spit my drink out everywhere...


:D :D :D