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<_tece_>
13-12-2004, 10:35 PM
Couldn't find an appropriate forum, but here goes.

Which Palace player would you most like to share a bed with?

Males and females (and shemales :eek: ) all invited just for banter.

I am male, and not gay, just for the record.

Mine would have to be Sparky Hudson. He just looks like he keeps himself clean etc... Also, I would imagine he wouldn't try any funny stuff. :eek:

zonin2000
13-12-2004, 10:42 PM
Aki

sparks
13-12-2004, 10:46 PM
Gabor, but only on the condition he kept his pyjama's on!

Shipp Ahoy!
13-12-2004, 10:49 PM
Let me get this straight. People accused me of posting a stupid thread when asking what people thought of PK but this thread is perfectly normal :confused:

Don't you just love the BBS ;)

Oh and i would be Speroni, because I know he wouldnt be able to get a hold of my balls :D

Sussex Eagle
13-12-2004, 10:54 PM
Disturbing thread, but here goes...

Wayne, so I could give him a nice cuddle and tell him not to worry.

Or Dougie, just because I have a slightly unhealthy amount of nice feelings about the bloke ;)

eagles #1
13-12-2004, 10:55 PM
Oh God ive just been sick!!!

zonin2000
13-12-2004, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
Oh God ive just been sick!!!

Can we stay on topic please?

bunghole
13-12-2004, 10:58 PM
All of their wives/girlfriends. :o

eagles #1
13-12-2004, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by zonin2000
Can we stay on topic please? :D sorry:p

cpfc_spc1982
13-12-2004, 11:01 PM
what about dowie?

Jules
13-12-2004, 11:03 PM
Lakis for me. He definitely wouldn't get it in, however hard he tried.

TonbridgeEagle
13-12-2004, 11:07 PM
I'm sorry but you are gay :p

maestro
13-12-2004, 11:07 PM
Wouldnt want to share with any tbh!

<_tece_>
13-12-2004, 11:09 PM
ROFL

I love it...

PS, I most definately am not gay... just banter.

Sussex Eagle
13-12-2004, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Jules
Lakis for me. He definitely wouldn't get it in, however hard he tried.

:D Fantastic - can paf or somebody else on the echo team twist that into a gag for the next issue please???

Aki surges into the lead already - you guys all prepared to break the great taboo for the sake of the breakfast-time chat, eh? Or is it just Nelson & Chloe getting their votes in early and I'm thinking too hard?

Parker Jnr
13-12-2004, 11:18 PM
You wouldn't have to worry with "One Size" Fitz All! ;)

ravepants
13-12-2004, 11:24 PM
there is alot of you jumpin on aki's bandwagon....... i have chosen Danny G.. bcoz everyone is always havin a pop at him.. and well i sleep on the right......

More threads like these... who needs f@cki'n reality and league positions or people who know people who know peoples secretarys who say so and so is leavin, coming or sleepin with will young....

nowt wrong wiv bein a pufta either.. i fink most wud have the good taste to sleep in the guest room wiv this lot on offer in the main room!

pfc
13-12-2004, 11:33 PM
i hope the players don't read this thread eek:eek:eek:

Nelson Muntz
14-12-2004, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
Or is it just Nelson & Chloe getting their votes in early and I'm thinking too hard?
Chloe may well have got her vote in early, but as she's still 15 I would hope not.
I would not vote on anything so gay.

ravepants
14-12-2004, 12:14 AM
well if the players do read.. aki will be pleased.. finger or not!

and... who is in the closet?????
my money is on the butterfield posters,,,,,

stand up and be proud!!! there are 14 votes cast.. and not 14 different posters here!!!!!!

actually the players may well be voting themselves for that extra bit of cred....

im stickin wiv the leftback...... but are we gonna get the opportunity to change partners half way thru?? substitutions if they dont go the distance or get an injury..... coz if sum1 chose a dodgy italian then they would have the bed to themselves wouldnt they... he'd be in the treatment rome er room all the time......

gjtango
14-12-2004, 12:24 AM
Johnson. Legend. End of.

Shamone
14-12-2004, 12:37 AM
The Doug, in case his missus decides to turn up

Sussex Eagle
14-12-2004, 12:44 AM
I can't think of ANY reason to vote Danze other than a genuine desire for man-flesh. Maybe 'Nicholas' Rizzo as he now calls himself is a secret BBS'r? Mods - out the swine! ;)

disco mixx kidd
14-12-2004, 12:50 AM
if ron noades wife was up there............... novella

hopeful
14-12-2004, 12:53 AM
AJ - He'd take up the least amount of room

AndyStreet
14-12-2004, 12:59 AM
I'm not being gay or anything but I'd like it to be AJ so I could let him piss in my mouth.

mrgins
14-12-2004, 01:26 AM
Lakis. I could trust him cos he never scores...even when its handed to him on a plate!

Dorking .Eagle
14-12-2004, 09:12 AM
Lakis as long as he doesn't try any Greek:eek:

Psychokiller
14-12-2004, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by <_tece_>

PS, I most definately am not gay... just banter.

You keep saying, or protesting too much.

But why else would you start a thread about sleeping with men?

Eagles4eva
14-12-2004, 09:20 AM
I can't answer in case my hubby reads this thread ;)

Radders
14-12-2004, 09:23 AM
I would choose Sandor so I could spend the time having a nice cosy chat to explain why why don't want divers at the Palace. If by then he still hadn't grasped it I would beat him to death with my pillow! :bash:

toucaneagle
14-12-2004, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by Shipp Ahoy!
Oh and i would be Speroni, because I know he wouldnt be able to get a hold of my balls :D


Damn, you beat me to it Shipps!!:p

ponypunter
14-12-2004, 09:26 AM
Michael Hughes because I actually quite fancy him in real life. He's all big and manly. Nice.

E_girl
14-12-2004, 09:27 AM
Danny G :love:

Why - 'cos he's nice looking obviously ;)

Smurph
14-12-2004, 09:29 AM
Ventola because at least he has a girl's name.

toucaneagle
14-12-2004, 09:30 AM
Given the theme of this thread, it's slightly disconcerting after you have voted to be told that tou will be returned to the poll (pole!!) :D

Richard
14-12-2004, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Radders
I would choose Sandor so I could spend the time having a nice cosy chat to explain why why don't want divers at the Palace. If by then he still hadn't grasped it I would beat him to death with my pillow! :bash:

I suppose you could rest assured that he would go down quickly ...

Richard
14-12-2004, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Michael Hughes because I actually quite fancy him in real life. He's all big and manly. Nice.

He may be manly, but he's hardly big ?

Chester
14-12-2004, 10:10 AM
gabor or sandor cos they could make me something in the morning when im hungary

(ill get me coat) :slopeoffashamedsmilie:

skorpie
14-12-2004, 10:18 AM
Sandor. The right person to film a horror movie with...

ponypunter
14-12-2004, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Richard
He may be manly, but he's hardly big ?

Is he actually short???

Jasper
14-12-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by AndyStreet
I'm not being gay or anything but I'd like it to be AJ so I could let him piss in my mouth.


:eek: :p what a Fantastic post. Topman.

Sussex Eagle
14-12-2004, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Is he actually short???

Very! Footballers are generally shorter than you expect anyway, and he already looks titchy.

MikeyDread
14-12-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by bunghole
All of their wives/girlfriends. :o

Especially Dougies, she's lovely :p

Sussex Eagle
14-12-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Jasper
Topman.

Ok, we're going a bit far with the gay 'banter' now fellas, this is too much.

Sussex Eagle
14-12-2004, 10:40 AM
Votes for Hudson, Borrowdale, Danze & Black. There's a bit of healthy manlove for Hughesy, Aki and so on, and then there's that. :eek:

ponypunter
14-12-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
Very! Footballers are generally shorter than you expect anyway, and he already looks titchy.

Hmm.
I thought he was a bit little, but assumed it was because the opposition are much taller. D'oh.

Does anyone know HOW short exactly as I may have to change my poll choice! Can't go to bed with a fella that is shorted than me. It means I won't ever be able to wear heels when he takes me out to dinner afterwards.

Sorry, drifted into fantasy world. Its a quick spit-roast and then out with these football chappies, innit. :D

stevey_d
14-12-2004, 10:52 AM
What about joonas?

He so small and huggable, and he can sleep on the right or left.

There is probably a joke to do with 'Finish' there as well, but I will let u come up with that.

Jasper
14-12-2004, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Hmm.
I thought he was a bit little, but assumed it was because the opposition are much taller. D'oh.

Does anyone know HOW short exactly as I may have to change my poll choice! Can't go to bed with a fella that is shorted than me. It means I won't ever be able to wear heels when he takes me out to dinner afterwards.

Sorry, drifted into fantasy world. Its a quick spit-roast and then out with these football chappies, innit. :D

Afterwards:eek:

ponypunter
14-12-2004, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Jasper
Afterwards:eek:

You have obviously been mistreated by your past boyfriends Jasper! :D :D

AndyStreet
14-12-2004, 11:05 AM
Hughesy's about 5'7 I reckons

ponypunter
14-12-2004, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by AndyStreet
Hughesy's about 5'7 I reckons

Hmm. Too short for me.
Dammit.
Who is the tallest in the team and how tall are they? Come on, some stato type must know...

RDSdaEAGLE
14-12-2004, 11:07 AM
Name: Michael Hughes
Nationality: Northern Irish
Date of Birth: 02/08/1971
Height: 5' 7" (170cm)
Weight: 10st 13lbs (69.46kg)
Previous
Clubs: Man City, Strasbourg, West Ham, Milton Keynes Dons, Birmingham
Position: Midfielder

Well done Mr Street, you win the prize of a night with Pete's mum. :p

RDSdaEAGLE
14-12-2004, 11:08 AM
Fitz Hall and Tony Popovic are tallest out of our current squad, both at 6'4".

Radders
14-12-2004, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Richard
I suppose you could rest assured that he would go down quickly ...

:D

ponypunter
14-12-2004, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by RDSdaEAGLE
Fitz Hall and Tony Popovic are tallest out of our current squad, both at 6'4".

OK, well I change my vote to Pops then.

Thanks RDS you truly are a font of all knowledge. :p

James
14-12-2004, 11:19 AM
Aki for me.

However, the other four of you who voted for him had better not be there as well.

andyocpfc
14-12-2004, 11:20 AM
If they keep us up, i'll sleep with all of them.
P.s i'm not gay either, juts want us to survive

Jasper
14-12-2004, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by ponypunter
You have obviously been mistreated by your past boyfriends Jasper! :D :D

It seems that way doesnt it. Maybe I should go back to sheep.:love:

Jolly Rodger
14-12-2004, 11:47 AM
Has to be AKI, although, we do have one of the best looking teams in the football league, so it is a tough choice!!!

James
14-12-2004, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Jolly Rodger
Has to be AKI, although, we do have one of the best looking teams in the football league, so it is a tough choice!!! Leave him alone. He's mine.

Mister Parks
14-12-2004, 11:59 AM
A shame Cedric Berthelin's not there - for those who like a bit of French:D

RDSdaEAGLE
14-12-2004, 12:00 PM
Aki for me.

He's on my back already, so I might aswell let it be him :D

andyocpfc
14-12-2004, 12:04 PM
What about prince Harry (Ben Watson)?!? Least you'd know where and what he's upto in the night whan its dark.:D

Brixton Boy
14-12-2004, 12:52 PM
I did toy with Aki but then realised that he'd talk all night, next I thought Danny G, but he goes to sleep unexpectedly and just when something's happening, so its got to be Boycie for me, at least I only have to admit to sleeping with Marlene.

danibutcher
14-12-2004, 01:30 PM
Shaun the mullet Derry

Something To Grab Hold of

BVB Bob
14-12-2004, 01:47 PM
Kaviedes for me. Let's face it, he's unlikely to be around.

davematt
14-12-2004, 01:50 PM
I can't believe this thread has had so many positive responses. You lot need help!

andyocpfc
14-12-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by davematt
I can't believe this thread has had so many positive responses. You lot need help!




Dont be shy, who's your choice then :o

Malakite
14-12-2004, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Nelson Muntz
Chloe may well have got her vote in early, but as she's still 15 I would hope not.
I would not vote on anything so gay. AHAHAHAHA! Wait to OzEagle reads this post..Clinker! :p

pfc
14-12-2004, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Jolly Rodger
Has to be AKI, although, we do have one of the best looking teams in the football league, so it is a tough choice!!!

looks like Aki is single to lads ;)

http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/nav?page=zooweekly.sport.feature&resource=1608630

Malakite
14-12-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Hmm.
I thought he was a bit little, but assumed it was because the opposition are much taller. D'oh.

Does anyone know HOW short exactly as I may have to change my poll choice! Can't go to bed with a fella that is shorted than me. It means I won't ever be able to wear heels when he takes me out to dinner afterwards.

Sorry, drifted into fantasy world. Its a quick spit-roast and then out with these football chappies, innit. :D

HAHA all the same height when laying down tiger! ;)

Malakite
14-12-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by RDSdaEAGLE
Fitz Hall and Tony Popovic are tallest out of our current squad, both at 6'4". HAHA yet no-one is voting for them!..

Oh and i would choose Kolkka cause I like his style, and he can take balls on the left AND right flanks! ;) :D

davematt
14-12-2004, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by andyocpfc
Dont be shy, who's your choice then :o

Shy!! Im sorry, but you have threads that are out of the normal, and even this doesn't go in their. This is in its own catergory of 'The Wierd and not so wonderful life of the BBS'

You guys we feel so stupid when looking back at this in a few months time.

Malakite
14-12-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by James
Leave him alone. He's mine.

This thread is the funniest I have ever read..I can't stop laughing! :p

Malakite
14-12-2004, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by davematt
Shy!! Im sorry, but you have threads that are out of the normal, and even this doesn't go in their. This is in its own catergory of 'The Wierd and not so wonderful life of the BBS'

You guys we feel so stupid when looking back at this in a few months time.
So the whole team then? :D

Nelson Muntz
14-12-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Eagles4eva
I can't answer in case my hubby reads this thread ;)
I'm gonna grass you.

TOMMY BLACK

HA HA

AndyStreet
14-12-2004, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by davematt
Shy!! Im sorry, but you have threads that are out of the normal, and even this doesn't go in their. This is in its own catergory of 'The Wierd and not so wonderful life of the BBS'

You guys we feel so stupid when looking back at this in a few months time.

Only if AJ goes to Liverpool. :(

Malakite
14-12-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by AndyStreet
Only if AJ goes to Liverpool. :( You have it wiv de saltmine skillos or de coalmine?!:D

AndyStreet
14-12-2004, 02:07 PM
I'll have AJ's saltmine :o

In a totally heterosexual way of course

Malakite
14-12-2004, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by AndyStreet
I'll have AJ's saltmine :o

In a totally heterosexual way of course
Velly niice!

eagles #1
14-12-2004, 02:09 PM
Imagine if we linked this thread to the Brighton board, votes would shoot up 100%! But they'd actually mean it! :D

ponypunter
14-12-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by eagles #1
Imagine if we linked this thread to the Brighton board, votes would shoot up 100%! But they'd actually mean it! :D

Surely this thread is 'sharing a bed with', rather than 'having anal penetration with'.

There is a big difference.... :D

palace_burger
14-12-2004, 02:34 PM
WR for me.. lovely eyes... I'll get my coat!

eagles #1
14-12-2004, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Surely this thread is 'sharing a bed with', rather than 'having anal penetration with'.

There is a big difference.... :D :D

Daddy Long
14-12-2004, 02:41 PM
Ben Watson - I often go to bed with a Camberwell Carrot.

Jasper
14-12-2004, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Surely this thread is 'sharing a bed with', rather than 'having anal penetration with'.

There is a big difference.... :D


Not in my experience

andyocpfc
14-12-2004, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Surely this thread is 'sharing a bed with', rather than 'having anal penetration with'.

There is a big difference.... :D



Same meat different gravy.

This thread is getting a little sordid now:lux:

Malakite
14-12-2004, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by ponypunter
Surely this thread is 'sharing a bed with', rather than 'having anal penetration with'.

There is a big difference.... :D

LOL! :D

ravepants
14-12-2004, 05:46 PM
I have to say this is the funniest thread i have ever seen or taken part in.. which i did last nite...... its tops and not one homophobic comment yet... which makes us the coolest fans in the world...

so far ...
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by AndyStreet
I'm not being gay or anything but I'd like it to be AJ so I could let him piss in my mouth.
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is the leading reply.... the dogs bollox that!!

Closely followed by James.. who only wanted to share his bed if was a one on one lol

and i'm sure the rest of the bbs would second that james.. no one surely would have to suffer you in their bed as well with tales of Uncle Ron's biscuit barrell stoppin us sleep!!! :lux: only joking of course James.. top man for posting!!!!

MKCPFC
14-12-2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Brixton Boy
I did toy with Aki but then realised that he'd talk all night, next I thought Danny G, but he goes to sleep unexpectedly and just when something's happening, so its got to be Boycie for me, at least I only have to admit to sleeping with Marlene.

Aki because he would talk all night and would be amusing , and I don't think I would be able to sleep or anything else.

helen_cpfc
14-12-2004, 06:50 PM
omg wayne routledge!

why? - he's got a nice body, nice face, nice muscley legs...need i say more?? :love:

Eaglesmad123
14-12-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by davematt
I can't believe this thread has had so many positive responses. You lot need help!

I agree i bet we are a laughing stock on other footy sites. This thread is very odd and very scarey and takes the whole footy thing a bit to far. I am sorry but i love palace but there is a limit to how far i will take that passion. People might think this is a lauf but do the players who probably view this site. Can someone please remove it to save any more embaressment.

Dzsedzs
14-12-2004, 08:51 PM
Very difficult question, but very original :) . As I'm fond of girls, really don't know whom to chose. But because I don't wan't to stay out of the game here we go then:
There were very good points stated here. For example, I liked Shipp Ahoy!'s choice with Speroni with the reason stated. Very good point :) . Choosing a goalkeeper seems ok, because rarely they 'score', and as for Speroni, who catches less, seems ok, but if I look at the situation a bit closer I have to deny him. Kirly would be ok too (being an other goalkeeper), but because he proved the other day how good he is in 'ball catching', I would be afraid. If I have to choose from the other players, then it would be Dougie. He seem to me to be the most handsome of all, but I just can't imagine me with a man in the situation stated in the topic question, and because he can be a player who scores, then have to deny him, so here we go back to the keepers. And back to Kirly. But before making 'that' move, first, I'll invite him to a pub, stay there for a couple of hours until he is dead sleepy, carry him home somehow, put him in bed. Then comes my move: quickly jump in, and in the nick of time pop out if it too. So, there you are, I have made my move. Didn't I? The rule doesn't say how long the minimum time should be. So, I won...Haha :)

JamieBcpfc
14-12-2004, 09:03 PM
Shipps because he is so big and cuddley, like a big bear:love:





in a purely heterosexual way of course:eek:

sfera
14-12-2004, 09:06 PM
Speroni and Torghelle: "Hello, I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy.. How Bona to vada your dolly old eek!"

Shipp Ahoy!
14-12-2004, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by JamieBcpfc
Shipps because he is so big and cuddley, like a big bear:love:

AHOY!

;)

El Aguila
14-12-2004, 09:26 PM
Thread of the year - late contender.
Got to be Wayne Andrews for me because I keep hearing about him but I don't know what he looks like. However, I hear he's very quick if a little clumsy.

RickyB
14-12-2004, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by <_tece_>
Couldn't find an appropriate forum, but here goes.

Which Palace player would you most like to share a bed with?

Males and females (and shemales :eek: ) all invited just for banter.

I am male, and not gay, just for the record.

Mine would have to be Sparky Hudson. He just looks like he keeps himself clean etc... Also, I would imagine he wouldn't try any funny stuff. :eek:

Dude, you're having a bubble! you went to all the effort to type in the *entire* teams' names in order to satisfy your curiosity?

what a funny fellow!

You must *really* hate mondays at your workplace!

have to stop now, my head is bleeding ...

:0P

Emmajo
14-12-2004, 09:46 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sussex Eagle
[B]I can't think of ANY reason to vote Danze other than a genuine desire for man-flesh.


i voted for Danze because he is just a gorgeous australian

daveweller
14-12-2004, 09:48 PM
Emma Constable or Natelie Marijetic.

http://www.cpfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/PalaceLadiesDetail/0,,10323~600213,00.html

Jules
14-12-2004, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by daveweller
Emma Constable or Natelie Marijetic.

http://www.cpfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/PalaceLadiesDetail/0,,10323~600213,00.html

Aki's cuter than either of 'em.

Sussex Eagle
14-12-2004, 10:00 PM
Right - Popa, Supa Mik, Gonzo & Tyrone 'Jailbait' Berry are all still up for grabs on a one-to-one basis. Who's gonna put them out of (or into?) their misery?

Sussex Eagle
14-12-2004, 10:07 PM
Big Tone's been taken. Looks like Tommy Soares is going to cry himself to sleep tonight though...

KevTheOptimist
14-12-2004, 10:09 PM
Definately wouldn't be Popo, he's always scoring at the back.

I'd go for Ventola as he'll no doubt be too injured to try anything

Hannaheagle2
14-12-2004, 10:25 PM
Has to be Wayne Routledge for me, just all round buff! :love:
Although Anthony Danze is quite nice too! :p

orpingtoneagle
14-12-2004, 11:02 PM
Ill go for the oppositions keeper, cos as we all know he "takes it up the ar...".......................Ill get my coat ;)

Dzsedzs
14-12-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by orpingtoneagle
Ill go for the oppositions keeper, cos as we all know he "takes it up the ar...".......................Ill get my coat ;)
Wait...I'll help you with the coat :) .

helen_cpfc
15-12-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Hannaheagle2
Has to be Wayne Routledge for me, just all round buff! :love:
Although Anthony Danze is quite nice too! :p


lol yep hannah! ;)

Luke Harwood
16-12-2004, 04:55 AM
Gabor, 'cause he's good at catching.

Malakite
16-12-2004, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
Definately wouldn't be Popo, he's always scoring at the back.

:p

sydnsteve
16-12-2004, 10:10 AM
Gabor, as the nights are getting colder and i could borrow his pyjamas.

dafdafduck
20-12-2004, 03:20 PM
Would have to be the Mulletman himself - Mr Shaun Derry - just because ........

sexyrazor
20-12-2004, 05:27 PM
It has to be Gabor - I would do lots of rude things to him ;)

Radders
20-12-2004, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by KevTheOptimist
Definately wouldn't be Popo, he's always scoring at the back.

I'd go for Ventola as he'll no doubt be too injured to try anything

Poor old Nicola. If he tried it on a swift kick to the shin would be sure to break him in half!! Bless!!

kiraly is god
22-12-2004, 03:05 PM
routledge because i could give him a pllow and say sleep down the bottom :D

Psyatika
23-12-2004, 04:05 AM
Where's the option for "other"? I'll take the Palace ladies team, thanks very much.