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Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:09 PM

Moan U
 
Man Utd are wankers.

Discuss

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:11 PM

I agree, Manchester United are wankers.

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I agree, Manchester United are wankers.
Worth repeating

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Worth repeating
Manchester United are wankers.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:15 PM

Chelsea are far bigger wankers

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:16 PM

This is what Manchester United do;

''Moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan
moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan.''

Wankers they are.

Super-Ste-Cious 30-03-2008 11:16 PM

Everyone are wankers in comparison to our Palace!!

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:20 PM

Always moaning that Manchester United.
Especially if they dont win a game, that Alex Ferguson starts blaming the ref, the opposition, the linesman, the old woman behind the goal with the bright jacket and the bling who put Wayne Rooney off, the grass, the mud, the lack of training for top level refs, the fixture congestion, the traffic congestion, congestion on the railways, the weather, sun spots, not enough extra time, too much extra time, the entire concept of time, Old Father Time, Old Father Ted, Ted Rogers, Don Rogers, Roger Bannister, the four minute mile, the 4 minutes that werent added on, moan moan moan moan moan moan.

Wankers.

the digger 30-03-2008 11:25 PM

apparently they sit around and play with their dicks all day.

man utd that is

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Always moaning that Manchester United.
Especially if they dont win a game, that Alex Ferguson starts blaming the ref, the opposition, the linesman, the old woman behind the goal with the bright jacket and the bling who put Wayne Rooney off, the grass, the mud, the lack of training for top level refs, the fixture congestion, the traffic congestion, congestion on the railways, the weather, sun spots, not enough extra time, too much extra time, the entire concept of time, Old Father Time, Old Father Ted, Ted Rogers, Don Rogers, Roger Bannister, the four minute mile, the 4 minutes that werent added on, moan moan moan moan moan moan.

Wankers.

Anyone care to define "extra time" at Old Trafford**


**Penalties are rarer than Hen's teeth and/or Rocking horse sh1t

:hmph: :S:

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:30 PM

Penalties at O/T are about as rare as seeing a Muslim at a Bar Mitzvah

beef 30-03-2008 11:31 PM

Very dignified club, always willing to accept when things don't go their way. Top fans too.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:32 PM

as a rabbi eating a pork chop

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:32 PM

I remember an away team getting a penalty at Old Trafford.
I think it was Middlesbrough, apparently it was the first pentalty awarded to an away team at Old Trafford since 1807 (BC)
Oh dear Manchester United didnt half moan about it, all the players surrounded the ref telling him he'd got it wrong and ''anyway they were Manchester United and it was Old Trafford and penalties werent given against them there''

Moan moan moan moan moan moan.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:33 PM

A Stella MaCartney smile

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:34 PM

Moan moan moan moan moan.

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Anyone care to define "extra time" at Old Trafford**

I think its called 'Fergie Time'.

The wanker.

jookbeard 30-03-2008 11:36 PM

an honest politician

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I remember an away team getting a penalty at Old Trafford.
I think it was Middlesbrough, apparently it was the first pentalty awarded to an away team at Old Trafford since 1807 (BC)
Oh dear Manchester United didnt half moan about it, all the players surrounded the ref telling him he'd got it wrong and ''anyway they were Manchester United and it was Old Trafford and penalties werent given against them there''

Moan moan moan moan moan moan.

We once got a PENALTY (EMPHASIS added) in the 1970-1 season at Old Trafford :eek: :eek:

And we won :lux: :lux: :lux: :hi:

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I think its called 'Fergie Time'.

The wanker.

Or until they (bare minimum, equalize) or score the winner.


One plural word : Wankers.

No apologies to anyone who wears the Woankers' top.


Whatever.

Wanker :hmph:

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:51 PM

Palace 0 Moan Utd 0

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...63/moanutd.jpg

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:52 PM

Moan moan moan moan moan.

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I agree, Manchester United are wankers.
Worth repeating :)

Spread the Word

celery stick 30-03-2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Worth repeating :)

Spread the Word

Manchester United are wankers.

Away Day Eagle 30-03-2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Manchester United are wankers.
Manchester United are wankers.

Repeat ad infinitum

Away Day Eagle 31-03-2008 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
I remember an away team getting a penalty at Old Trafford.
I think it was Middlesbrough, apparently it was the first pentalty awarded to an away team at Old Trafford since 1807 (BC)
Oh dear Manchester United didnt half moan about it, all the players surrounded the ref telling him he'd got it wrong and ''anyway they were Manchester United and it was Old Trafford and penalties werent given against them there''

Moan moan moan moan moan moan.

Was that at the Stretford End ?

Jonboy 31-03-2008 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Manchester United are wankers.
I agree. Again.

Timbo 31-03-2008 02:08 AM

I quite like Man U

celery stick 31-03-2008 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Was that at the Stretford End ?
Yes it was.
Moan moan moan.

Away Day Eagle 31-03-2008 08:36 AM

Manchester United are wankers.

FACT

celery stick 31-03-2008 08:38 AM

Wanker...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...naldocheat.gif

celery stick 31-03-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Manchester United are wankers.

FACT

Worth repeating.

The Gerry Queen 31-03-2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Wanker...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...naldocheat.gif

Made my day :lux:

Away Day Eagle 31-03-2008 08:49 AM

It appears that only Celery Stick has grasped this principle.

I'll say it again :

Manchester United are wankers.

celery stick 31-03-2008 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
It appears that only Celery Stick has grasped this principle.

I'll say it again :

Manchester United are wankers.

It's pretty obvious really, Manchester United are wankers.

OscillateWildly 31-03-2008 11:39 AM

Ronaldo is a joy to watch.

Heb 7:4 31-03-2008 11:42 AM

They are a team of wankers, led by a wanker and supported by wankers. Remember that time Gary Neville dived against Man City, the ref saw it and was having none of it, and Neville properly spat the dummy out, slapping the floor, screaming at the ref, generally having a strop. And all because the ref didn't fall for his cheating. The ••••••• wanker.

Walrus 31-03-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OscillateWildly
Ronaldo is a joy to watch.
Yes, but he's a wanker. And I'd rather not care how joyous it is to watch him "doing his stuff."

Wankers.

€pfc 31-03-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OscillateWildly
Ronaldo is a joy to watch.
Manu can be a joy to watch. However they are still all wankers:hi:

Heb 7:4 31-03-2008 03:53 PM

W
A
N
K
E
R
SREKNAW
A
N
K
E
R
WANKERS

917L 31-03-2008 06:43 PM

Re: Moan U
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Man Utd are wankers.

Discuss

No discussion required, its a statement of fact

Away Day Eagle 31-03-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heb 7:4
W
A
N
K
E
R
SREKNAW
A
N
K
E
R
WANKERS

:lux:

Re-arrange these letters.

SREKNAW.

windy 31-03-2008 08:35 PM

They are a good team............................................of wankers!

windy 31-03-2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
:lux:

Re-arrange these letters.

SREKNAW.


Scholes Ronaldo Evra Kuszczak Nani Are Wankers

palace & proud 31-03-2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OscillateWildly
Ronaldo is a joy to watch.
I agree.

I also see them winning the Champions League..Well the title is all over..

Away Day Eagle 31-03-2008 09:23 PM

Man Utd are wankers.

The Gerry Queen 31-03-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by palace & proud
I agree.

I also see them winning the Champions League..Well the title is all over..

Still wankers though

palace & proud 31-03-2008 09:26 PM

Each of there own.

I cant stand Chelsea.

Herr Colonpharter 31-03-2008 09:29 PM

Re: Moan U
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Man Utd are wankers.

Discuss

But are Wank United moaners ....??

Oh FFS I'm drrrrrrrrrrrunk I really don't care !!!

GO TO BED NIGE!! :S:

The Gerry Queen 31-03-2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by palace & proud
Each of there own.

I cant stand Chelsea.

Neither can I . Nor Arsenal. Quite like Liverpool though. All better than Man U who are just w****** . Getting a bit :S: now

Sussex Eagle 31-03-2008 09:33 PM

Moan United are wankers.

laggin 01-04-2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OscillateWildly
Ronaldo is a joy to watch.
when hes on the floor

Heb 7:4 01-04-2008 09:40 AM

Kids, say no to Moan U
Say no to Wankers
http://www.wildfirenews.com/wankers.jpg

celery stick 01-04-2008 10:46 AM

Some people aren't quite getting this are they?
Look, it doesn't matter how skillful any Man Utd player is or isnt, when they put on a Manchester United shirt they automatically become a wanker.

Further, it makes no difference who is in the team for any given match because the entire Manchester United Football Club are wankers.

Joining Manchester United makes you a wanker, saying you 'support' Manchester United makes you a wanker, their manager is a wanker, their fans are wankers, their back room staff are wankers.

Manchester United are wankers.

Heb 7:4 01-04-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Manchester United are wankers.
That's actually a tautology, along the lines of "All bachelors are unmarried men". The notion of "wankers" is implicit within "Manchester United" so that if Manchester United are A and wankers are B, then in logical terms we can say if A then B, or

A => B

The variable of Christiano Ronaldo (C) playing doesn't make a difference, since Christiano Ronaldo is part of A and therefore as we know is B.

so ((A v C) => B) <=> ((A v ¬C) => B)

While it's been many years since I did any logic, and christ knows I could have got some of my symbols wrong, the inalienable fact remains that Manchester United are WANKERS

Away Day Eagle 01-04-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Some people aren't quite getting this are they?
Look, it doesn't matter how skillful any Man Utd player is or isnt, when they put on a Manchester United shirt they automatically become a wanker.

Further, it makes no difference who is in the team for any given match because the entire Manchester United Football Club are wankers.

Joining Manchester United makes you a wanker, saying you 'support' Manchester United makes you a wanker, their manager is a wanker, their fans are wankers, their back room staff are wankers.

Manchester United are wankers.

Well said that man.

Keep spreading the word Heb 7:4 and celery stick.

palace & proud 01-04-2008 07:28 PM

Ronaldo scores once again..

No doubt about it.. Is the best in the world!

waddoneagle 01-04-2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by palace & proud
Ronaldo scores once again..

No doubt about it.. Is the best in the world!


Yes, But he is a wanker:p

palace & proud 01-04-2008 07:33 PM

I got them in me bet ;)

Ruskin Old Boy 01-04-2008 07:34 PM

Much as I dislike Moan Utd, they've played well.











Still w@nkers though

Away Day Eagle 01-04-2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by palace & proud
Ronaldo scores once again..

No doubt about it.. Is the best in the world!

P&P - They're still wankers.


Quote:

Originally posted by The Gerry Queen
Not outrageous at all.

Whilst as Palace fans we shouldn't behave in a way we wouldn't want to be treated , it isn't possible to think of Man U without remembering the whole wretched Cantona incident and the dreadful killing of Paul Nixon outside Villa Park. There has never been any sort of justice or closure for the Nixon family or us as Palace fans and the way Corporate Man U PLC were able to use the media to turn the focus away from them still sticks in our throats.

Some may say it's time to move on and we should be able to appreciate the best football that money can buy but I for one won't forget what happened or the fact that justice has yet to be done.


Ruskin Old Boy 01-04-2008 07:39 PM

Andy Townsend still talks a load of crap

917L 01-04-2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by celery stick
Some people aren't quite getting this are they?
Look, it doesn't matter how skillful any Man Utd player is or isnt, when they put on a Manchester United shirt they automatically become a wanker.

Further, it makes no difference who is in the team for any given match because the entire Manchester United Football Club are wankers.

Joining Manchester United makes you a wanker, saying you 'support' Manchester United makes you a wanker, their manager is a wanker, their fans are wankers, their back room staff are wankers.

Manchester United are wankers.

Says it all really

GDP 01-04-2008 07:43 PM

Manchester United = Bunch of wankers.


Good team though.

Ruskin Old Boy 01-04-2008 07:46 PM

Chuffed when I gave my leaving speech at work that, in referring to what was happening when I started in 1970, I said that Palace had won at Old Trafford on the Saturday before the Monday I started. Got a cheer from those who think Manure are wankers :p

palace & proud 01-04-2008 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
P&P - They're still wankers.

:hi:

BlazeRIP 01-04-2008 08:05 PM

BAH BAH BAH WHO GIVES A FLYING ••••

Dal 01-04-2008 08:09 PM

Lucky 2nd goal

philsick 01-04-2008 08:17 PM

Wankers

Duffle Coat 01-04-2008 08:44 PM

I wouldn't care if they could levitate the whole lot of them including the biggest winker of them all, they (moan u ) are the biggest load of aforementioned word known to football. I really dislike them more than any other team and I mean any other team !

Away Day Eagle 01-04-2008 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by philsick
Wankers
100% correct

Away Day Eagle 01-04-2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Duffle Coat
I wouldn't care if they could levitate the whole lot of them including the biggest winker of them all, they (moan u ) are the biggest load of aforementioned word known to football. I really dislike them more than any other team and I mean any other team !
Indeed.

Look at Gerry Queen's post, duly quoted above.

He's arguably one of the most level headed and even handed posters on here.

He also concludes that they are wankers.

W-A-N-K-E-R-S

Make no mistake.

jone-zee 01-04-2008 10:06 PM

I for one will NEVER forgive for the spin put on that January night with a certain French ••••.

I for one will NEVER forget the events a few months later.

Sorry a lot of you have :(

beef 01-04-2008 10:07 PM

http://i25.tinypic.com/2il2b2a.jpg

jone-zee 01-04-2008 10:15 PM

Another reason Beef :(

palace & proud 01-04-2008 10:19 PM

:hi: Chris

You watch the class of that game tonight :rolleyes: :p

jone-zee 01-04-2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by palace & proud
:hi: Chris

You watch the class of that game tonight :rolleyes: :p

I wont dispute the class of football however who it was carried out in the name of..........................




























WANKERS ;)

Away Day Eagle 01-04-2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by palace & proud
:hi: Chris

You watch the class of that game tonight :rolleyes: :p

P&P

You're missing the point.

If there's one team, excluding our proper rivals ('wall and Brighton) we should detest, it's these WANKERS.

RIP Paul Nixon.


:hmph: :veryangry

philsick 02-04-2008 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
100% correct
I didn't feel the need to elaborate;)


T shirt for man u fanshttp://www.baseacid.com/imagesRG/wanker.jpg

palace & proud 02-04-2008 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
P&P

You're missing the point.



I was taking the piss on the last post to Chris.. All i said is the Premiership is all over.. and there win the Champions league.. Dont mean i like them!

:o

Blind_Eagle 02-04-2008 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beef
http://i25.tinypic.com/2il2b2a.jpg
Worth repeating beef.


Wankers.

AndyStreet 02-04-2008 09:26 AM

Wankers

Psychokiller 02-04-2008 09:34 AM

ManUre aren't a football club, they're a circle jerk.

Wankers.

Selhurst Celtic 02-04-2008 09:52 AM

Moan Utd are [edit] [edit] and can [edit] [edit] [edit].

Wankers.

celery stick 02-04-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heb 7:4
That's actually a tautology, along the lines of "All bachelors are unmarried men". The notion of "wankers" is implicit within "Manchester United" so that if Manchester United are A and wankers are B, then in logical terms we can say if A then B, or

A => B

The variable of Christiano Ronaldo (C) playing doesn't make a difference, since Christiano Ronaldo is part of A and therefore as we know is B.

so ((A v C) => B) <=> ((A v ¬C) => B)

While it's been many years since I did any logic, and christ knows I could have got some of my symbols wrong, the inalienable fact remains that Manchester United are WANKERS

Undeniable logic.

Manchester United are wankers.

hughff 02-04-2008 10:06 AM

I said my piece here (4th post down)

Away Day Eagle 02-04-2008 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hughff
I said my piece here (4th post down)
worth quoting - it's bang on the money

Quote:

Originally posted by hughff
I don't think I'm given to outrageousness but, IMO, Manure is the one club that we should all hate without reservation. I honestly cannot understand how any Palace fan can say anything nice about Manure ever.

The whole Cantona/Crerand incident is, I believe, the single greatest crime perpetuated against our club. (The only thing that comes close is the "business" done by Terry Venereal duing his Goldberg stint when he flogged all our assets cheaply for his cut of the transfer fee before bringing in a herd of donkeys on the books of his family agency.)

Honestly, saying Manure play nice football is like saying Hitler made the trains run on time.


paf 02-04-2008 10:26 AM

they are ****s and w@nkers.

Heb 7:4 02-04-2008 10:32 AM

Competition:
http://kandidaten.files.wordpress.co...5/keown_01.jpg

Is Keown saying

a) Did your mother sleep with a horse?
b) Be honest, she's not proud of you is she
c) WANKER!!!!
d) all of the above

It was just c, WANKER. Keown may be stupid, but he knows full well what an ugly **** he is too

Heb 7:4 02-04-2008 10:48 AM

Man U holiday destination
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/13...70c24498cf.jpg

The Gerry Queen 02-04-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Indeed.

Look at Gerry Queen's post, duly quoted above.

He's arguably one of the most level headed and even handed posters on here.

He also concludes that they are wankers.

W-A-N-K-E-R-S

Make no mistake.

Steady now :eek:

But surely the only even handed fans must come from Man U ?---and all because they are such WANKERS

lanepe 02-04-2008 01:43 PM

Does anyone else think that the current BBC headline, that they attribute to Ferguson, of 'SEMI'S WITHIN GRASP' is quite amusing?

Heb 7:4 02-04-2008 02:48 PM

You have to say, looking at the line up, Roma never really stood a chance did they?

Roma: Doni, Cassetti, Mexes, Panucci, Tonetto (Cicinho 69), De Rossi, Aquilani (Esposito 76), Taddei (Giuly 59), Pizarro, Mancini, Vucinic.
Subs Not Used: Curci, Antunes, Ferrari, Brighi.

Booked: Pizarro, Mexes.

Man Utd: Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 34), Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 55), Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 84).
Subs Not Used: Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker.

Booked: Wanker.

Goals: Wanker 39, Wanker 66.

Att: 80,023

GodstoneEagle 02-04-2008 02:53 PM

Wankers won me a lot of money last night :)

cheers wankers :)

ginger eagle 02-04-2008 03:02 PM

i thought Liverpool were bigger wankers!

SJ'sLoveMonkey 02-04-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blind_Eagle
Worth repeating beef.


Wankers.


And yes Manchester United are fukkin wankers, from their John McCririck lookalike owner, to their red nosed alcoholic manager, right down to their horrible Sky Sports brainwashed "fans"

Wankers one and all.

SJ'sLoveMonkey 02-04-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beef
http://i25.tinypic.com/2il2b2a.jpg

Working at the car wash yeah! Wanker

Tom's Old Man 02-04-2008 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OscillateWildly
Ronaldo is a joy to watch.
Is this the same Ronaldo who so many people (and some of them Man Utd 'fans') never wanted to see play in our land again following his cheating against England in the World Cup? What short memories some people have. He wasn't a joy to watch that day, he was a disgrace.

celery stick 02-04-2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ginger eagle
i thought Liverpool were bigger wankers!
Even if you think Liverpool are 'bigger' wankers that surely means you also think Manchester United are wankers.

Which is what this thread is all about!

Manchester United are wankers.

celery stick 02-04-2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom's Old Man
Is this the same Ronaldo who so many people (and some of them Man Utd 'fans') never wanted to see play in our land again following his cheating against England in the World Cup? What short memories some people have. He wasn't a joy to watch that day, he was a disgrace.
.. and a wanker.


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