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Blind_Eagle 02-04-2008 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beef
http://i25.tinypic.com/2il2b2a.jpg
Worth repeating beef.


Wankers.

AndyStreet 02-04-2008 09:26 AM

Wankers

Psychokiller 02-04-2008 09:34 AM

ManUre aren't a football club, they're a circle jerk.

Wankers.

Selhurst Celtic 02-04-2008 09:52 AM

Moan Utd are [edit] [edit] and can [edit] [edit] [edit].

Wankers.

celery stick 02-04-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heb 7:4
That's actually a tautology, along the lines of "All bachelors are unmarried men". The notion of "wankers" is implicit within "Manchester United" so that if Manchester United are A and wankers are B, then in logical terms we can say if A then B, or

A => B

The variable of Christiano Ronaldo (C) playing doesn't make a difference, since Christiano Ronaldo is part of A and therefore as we know is B.

so ((A v C) => B) <=> ((A v C) => B)

While it's been many years since I did any logic, and christ knows I could have got some of my symbols wrong, the inalienable fact remains that Manchester United are WANKERS

Undeniable logic.

Manchester United are wankers.

hughff 02-04-2008 10:06 AM

I said my piece here (4th post down)

Away Day Eagle 02-04-2008 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hughff
I said my piece here (4th post down)
worth quoting - it's bang on the money

Quote:

Originally posted by hughff
I don't think I'm given to outrageousness but, IMO, Manure is the one club that we should all hate without reservation. I honestly cannot understand how any Palace fan can say anything nice about Manure ever.

The whole Cantona/Crerand incident is, I believe, the single greatest crime perpetuated against our club. (The only thing that comes close is the "business" done by Terry Venereal duing his Goldberg stint when he flogged all our assets cheaply for his cut of the transfer fee before bringing in a herd of donkeys on the books of his family agency.)

Honestly, saying Manure play nice football is like saying Hitler made the trains run on time.


paf 02-04-2008 10:26 AM

they are ****s and w@nkers.

Heb 7:4 02-04-2008 10:32 AM

Competition:
http://kandidaten.files.wordpress.co...5/keown_01.jpg

Is Keown saying

a) Did your mother sleep with a horse?
b) Be honest, she's not proud of you is she
c) WANKER!!!!
d) all of the above

It was just c, WANKER. Keown may be stupid, but he knows full well what an ugly **** he is too

Heb 7:4 02-04-2008 10:48 AM

Man U holiday destination
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/13...70c24498cf.jpg

The Gerry Queen 02-04-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Away Day Eagle
Indeed.

Look at Gerry Queen's post, duly quoted above.

He's arguably one of the most level headed and even handed posters on here.

He also concludes that they are wankers.

W-A-N-K-E-R-S

Make no mistake.

Steady now :eek:

But surely the only even handed fans must come from Man U ?---and all because they are such WANKERS

lanepe 02-04-2008 01:43 PM

Does anyone else think that the current BBC headline, that they attribute to Ferguson, of 'SEMI'S WITHIN GRASP' is quite amusing?

Heb 7:4 02-04-2008 02:48 PM

You have to say, looking at the line up, Roma never really stood a chance did they?

Roma: Doni, Cassetti, Mexes, Panucci, Tonetto (Cicinho 69), De Rossi, Aquilani (Esposito 76), Taddei (Giuly 59), Pizarro, Mancini, Vucinic.
Subs Not Used: Curci, Antunes, Ferrari, Brighi.

Booked: Pizarro, Mexes.

Man Utd: Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 34), Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 55), Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 84).
Subs Not Used: Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker.

Booked: Wanker.

Goals: Wanker 39, Wanker 66.

Att: 80,023

GodstoneEagle 02-04-2008 02:53 PM

Wankers won me a lot of money last night :)

cheers wankers :)

ginger eagle 02-04-2008 03:02 PM

i thought Liverpool were bigger wankers!

SJ'sLoveMonkey 02-04-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blind_Eagle
Worth repeating beef.


Wankers.


And yes Manchester United are fukkin wankers, from their John McCririck lookalike owner, to their red nosed alcoholic manager, right down to their horrible Sky Sports brainwashed "fans"

Wankers one and all.

SJ'sLoveMonkey 02-04-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beef
http://i25.tinypic.com/2il2b2a.jpg

Working at the car wash yeah! Wanker

Tom's Old Man 02-04-2008 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OscillateWildly
Ronaldo is a joy to watch.
Is this the same Ronaldo who so many people (and some of them Man Utd 'fans') never wanted to see play in our land again following his cheating against England in the World Cup? What short memories some people have. He wasn't a joy to watch that day, he was a disgrace.

celery stick 02-04-2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ginger eagle
i thought Liverpool were bigger wankers!
Even if you think Liverpool are 'bigger' wankers that surely means you also think Manchester United are wankers.

Which is what this thread is all about!

Manchester United are wankers.

celery stick 02-04-2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom's Old Man
Is this the same Ronaldo who so many people (and some of them Man Utd 'fans') never wanted to see play in our land again following his cheating against England in the World Cup? What short memories some people have. He wasn't a joy to watch that day, he was a disgrace.
.. and a wanker.


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