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SE5eagle 02-01-2018 11:24 PM

Drug Testing Managers?
 
They don't do it, do they?

Pep could've be on mushrooms the whole way through his eighteen game winning run, had a rum bunch and sat down next to Mr Hodgson, just to chill out a bit, maybe hold hands for a while and ask him if he happened to have The Orb on his ipod. Tried not to cry sort of thing.

Roy said he had Van Morrison on a cassette somewhere and he would happily lend him his Walkman after the game.

Clearly Mourinho norsed it up and spent all his transfer budget on coke and brasses and, well, to be honest, hasn't seemed to enjoy it much at all. That's a shame. All a bit of a downer in the gilded cage. Some pathos inspired budget left over is best brushed under some nondescript dusty building, like so many Roman Baths.

So, FFP, Wilf trying not to be taken down in a penalty area and whathaveyou; couldn't we drug Roy? Nothing mad. Not spice and rum, or spiced rum and E. Just some carefully placed (intravenous; buttocks) Vitamin C, steroids, uppers, downers and crab-likes, anti-inflammatories, party-bouncers and shoes etc.

The way I see it, is that I want him to manage us forever, he would likely feel comfortable doing so for eight or nine years max.

Couldn't we extend that?

SE5eagle 03-01-2018 12:36 AM

Roy Hodgson's Red Blue Army!

Kidofwonder 03-01-2018 12:37 AM

what have you taken this evening?

SE5eagle 03-01-2018 03:42 AM

Shoes!

orp pisshead1 03-01-2018 08:27 AM

LOL at this thread:p

MasterYoda 03-01-2018 10:55 AM

Drug testing BBS posters? might be more relevant


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