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cpfcfan1 07-10-2019 06:42 PM

Garth crooks team of the week
 
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Maidstoned Eagle 07-10-2019 06:43 PM

Horrible little troll of a man

Worksop Palace 07-10-2019 06:46 PM

What a twat Crooks is

eagles #1 07-10-2019 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cpfcfan1 (Post 14939117)


Did he manage to fit race in anywhere?

Jughead 07-10-2019 07:07 PM

Knob

SJ'sLoveMonkey 07-10-2019 07:10 PM

Odious scrote

alexcpfc 07-10-2019 07:11 PM

What a noob!

Brett 07-10-2019 07:13 PM

edit - can't even swear in a url :jerkit:

evvo111 07-10-2019 07:20 PM

Zombie eyed weeble.

Bipe 07-10-2019 09:13 PM

I played against Garth Crooks once in a pre-season friendly. He was in the twilight of his career at Charlton and clearly somewhat unfit / overweight. He lined up in central midfield alongside a bunch of kids and triallists. I was a 19 year old whippersnapper with energy to burn and more ego than talent. I really fancied my chances of putting the old bastard to the sword.

Crooks completely ran the game from the outset until he wandered off around midway through the second half. Never moved that far from the centre circle but a wonderful first touch and close control, pinging passes this way and that. I couldn't get near him, quite a humbling experience and certainly demonstrated to me once and for all the huge chasm between a half decent non league standard and those who have played at the highest level.

jaspercpfc 07-10-2019 09:33 PM

will raise a glass when he's 12fft under, utter shithouse.

evvo111 07-10-2019 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jaspercpfc (Post 14939227)
will raise a glass when he's 12fft under, utter shithouse.

With those red eyes he has already been 12ft under and come back.

Harry Bassett 07-10-2019 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jaspercpfc (Post 14939227)
will raise a glass when he's 12fft under, utter shithouse.

Now that you have said that he will be so annoyed...........he will get cremated.

CP-RJW 07-10-2019 09:56 PM

Was Garth Crooks always a total wanker, or is it a more recent thing?

Vic Eagle 07-10-2019 10:23 PM

Somebody's obviously had a bit of a go at him for him to say that, but really, the team of the week that's selected is often just bizarre, as if he hasn't watched the matches and just selects who's scored that week - if van Aanholt scores, for example, he often gets in even if his all-round game wasn't great.

I'm assuming that it's Crooks' BBC underlings - or maybe an intern - who decides which players you get to pick from in the 'pick your own team' feature on the same page. It takes a fairly biased judge for Guaita not to at least be in contention for that, either for his performance v West Ham or for his performance v Wolves when it was completely down to his keeping that we still had a clean sheet at half time.

Madden 08-10-2019 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Vic Eagle (Post 14939252)
Somebody's obviously had a bit of a go at him for him to say that, but really, the team of the week that's selected is often just bizarre, as if he hasn't watched the matches and just selects who's scored that week - if van Aanholt scores, for example, he often gets in even if his all-round game wasn't great.

I'm assuming that it's Crooks' BBC underlings - or maybe an intern - who decides which players you get to pick from in the 'pick your own team' feature on the same page. It takes a fairly biased judge for Guaita not to at least be in contention for that, either for his performance v West Ham or for his performance v Wolves when it was completely down to his keeping that we still had a clean sheet at half time.

There is no way that he watches the entirety of all 10 games on a weekend and if he did he wouldn't be able to accurately judge mom by watching on TV!

orp pisshead1 08-10-2019 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Madden (Post 14939282)
There is no way that he watches the entirety of all 10 games on a weekend and if he did he wouldn't be able to accurately judge mom by watching on TV!

Correct :p

olly cromwell 08-10-2019 04:51 AM

Barely ever read it and its an opinion I don't listen too or care about

Jordan's Jacket 08-10-2019 06:10 AM

I wish he would have another crack at trying to be a serious journalist. It was comedy gold. Very Partridge-esque

mcmean 08-10-2019 07:19 AM

Melted frog


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