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Maidstoned Eagle 05-12-2021 08:04 AM

One up the bum...
 
I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned on here.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/g...b-b969857.html

Ben H 05-12-2021 08:05 AM

"The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.

"He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it ó and it went up his a**e.Ē
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Maidstoned Eagle 05-12-2021 08:07 AM

Good job it was armour piercing otherwise it wouldn't have got through his trousers and pants.

Ben H 05-12-2021 08:08 AM

A bit suspect.[emoji50]

Blind_Eagle 05-12-2021 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16133674)
I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned on here.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/g...b-b969857.html

It was discussed on the Harry and Megan thread for some reason.

Iím sure someone called it a weapon of ass destruction.

Worksop Palace 05-12-2021 08:10 AM

Well, there are 19% you know.

I spent 4 hours in Gloucester A&E a couple of years ago when my daughter split her eye open on my car door. I have never seen such an eclectic mix of folk in all my days, and I’m from Worksop. Star Wars Bar doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Direwolf 05-12-2021 08:12 AM

One of those clever bombs that is designed to wiggle under clothing. Incredible what modern technology can achieve with nanobots.

Golf Boy 05-12-2021 08:12 AM

It was part of his arsenal.

RedStripe Eagle 05-12-2021 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16133733)
Well, there are 19% you know.

I spent 4 hours in Gloucester A&E a couple of years ago when my daughter split her eye open on my car door. I have never seen such an eclectic mix of folk in all my days, and I’m from Worksop. Star Wars Bar doesn’t even begin to cover it.

that is just Gloucester - if the film Deliverance was a city - it would be Gloucester :supergrin::supergrin:

Maidstoned Eagle 05-12-2021 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 16133722)
It was discussed on the Harry and Megan thread for some reason.

Iím sure someone called it a weapon of ass destruction.

I have no interest in either of them, or their ilk, probably why I didn't see it.

Now they're amongst a line of people who need a rocket up their arse

Maidstoned Eagle 05-12-2021 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16133733)
I spent 4 hours in Gloucester A&E a couple of years ago when my daughter split her eye open on my car door.

Did she walk into the door?

Worksop Palace 05-12-2021 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16133783)
I have no interest in either of them, or their ilk, probably why I didn't see it.

Now they're amongst a line of people who need a rocket up their arse

Thereís plenty on that thread that need one as well :D

Worksop Palace 05-12-2021 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16133797)
Did she walk into the door?

No. Ran into it.

Eastern Boy 05-12-2021 09:17 AM

Not so sure that is true given the size??

I worked in a central London hospital in the early 80s and what is true was a light bulb. Best ever was a live hamster!!

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-12-2021 09:41 AM

"Does my bomb look big in this?"

Maidstoned Eagle 05-12-2021 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eastern Boy (Post 16133994)
Not so sure that is true given the size??

I worked in a central London hospital in the early 80s and what is true was a light bulb. Best ever was a live hamster!!

It's been covered by all the main news outlets, so I think it is.

TAK 05-12-2021 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben H (Post 16133709)
A bit suspect.[emoji50]

A suspect device?

Golf Boy 05-12-2021 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAK (Post 16135438)
A suspect device?

He used his stiff little finger

dogstar721 05-12-2021 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStripe Eagle (Post 16133776)
that is just Gloucester - if the film Deliverance was a city - it would be Gloucester :supergrin::supergrin:

Friend of mine actually moved nearer to Gloucester for work purposes. However when you find out he's a forensic archaeologist it kind of makes sense.

jrnicholson 06-12-2021 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golf Boy (Post 16133752)
It was part of his arsenal.

subtle ;)


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