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Old 07-04-2021, 06:40 PM
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Whenever I hear Everton play Z-Cars as the teams come out the tunnel, I think of the words
Once in Royal David's City
Stood a lonely Cattle Shed

The words fit perfectly and always come into my head when the song plays!
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Old 07-04-2021, 06:45 PM
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We must have been separated at birth... Again I'm the same. Or is it brothers by different mothers?

Come in, wallet on the sideboard, watch off and put by wallet.
Where do you leave the keys?

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Old 07-04-2021, 06:48 PM
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Old 07-04-2021, 06:48 PM
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Whenever I hear Everton play Z-Cars as the teams come out the tunnel, I think of the words
Once in Royal David's City
Stood a lonely Cattle Shed

The words fit perfectly and always come into my head when the song plays!
What do you think when you are at Watford though
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Old 07-04-2021, 07:42 PM
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Where do you leave the keys?

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We're you hoping for "in the bowl"?
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Yeah....
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Mind you contactless entry is much safer
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:03 PM
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We're you hoping for "in the bowl"?

Take my wife.... no I mean Take my wife!
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:17 PM
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Anyone else have a problem with cotton wool. I can't touch the stuff and even the mention of the stuff causes me to physically react.
Yes. That squeaky scrunchy feeling. Horrible stuff.
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:26 PM
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:27 PM
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Oh and another thing, is when I am at home I cannot actually wear a watch as I feel "uncomfortable". Anywhere else is fine, but indoors at home, can't wear a watch. I think that's enough from me for this thread
Oh boy, this takes me back. The first time my ex invited me home to meet her parents, the first thing I did was take my watch off and put it on the mantle piece in the front room. They thought I was bonkers!
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:33 PM
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Anyone else have a problem with cotton wool. I can't touch the stuff and even the mention of the stuff causes me to physically react.
That stuff is an abomination. Revolting.
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:38 PM
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That stuff is an abomination. Revolting.
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:39 PM
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Like pigeons having sex....
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:40 PM
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Anyone else have a problem with cotton wool. I can't touch the stuff and even the mention of the stuff causes me to physically react.
No you are not. I can handle wet cotton wool though.

I always eat my meals in order. I don't mean breakfast, lunch then tea, I mean what's on the plate. If I am eating a roast I will eat the beans, corn, broccoli etc first, then the potatoes, then the meat. The main part of the meal is always left to last.

I also never have a drink until the meal is finished.
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:41 PM
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I am right handed but can't understand the tradition of wearing a watch on your left arm. When I got my first watch as a kid it was suggested I should wear it on my left arm but it felt completely unnatural and have to wear it on my right
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:44 PM
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Old 07-04-2021, 08:54 PM
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