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Old 08-04-2021, 05:39 AM
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You’re not a lager or cider man then Raz ?
Nope. I also don’t drink alcohol or smoke.

I used to be a barman and customers used to ask me about how some real ale would taste and I used to speak like an expert
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Old 08-04-2021, 05:54 AM
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Nope. I also don’t drink alcohol or smoke.

I used to be a barman and customers used to ask me about how some real ale would taste and I used to speak like an expert
tbf with real ale that’s not so hard.

Shite, or (for the connoisseur) a bit hoppy and shite.
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Old 08-04-2021, 06:13 AM
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I lick my finger and insert it into my partners rectum whilst making love.
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Old 08-04-2021, 06:15 AM
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I lick my finger and insert it into my partners rectum whilst making love.
Do you lick the same finger afterwards?
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Old 08-04-2021, 06:22 AM
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I lick my finger and insert it into my partners rectum whilst making love.
Thatís just plain weird.

Fancy licking your finger first.
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Old 08-04-2021, 06:36 AM
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tbf with real ale thatís not so hard.

Shite, or (for the connoisseur) a bit hoppy and shite.
I always ask when the last pint was pulled if I have a pint of proper beer, nothing worse than a warm pint of ale that's been sitting in the pipes too long . Older bar staff understand the question, but younger ones look at me like I'm an alien and need the question explained .
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Old 08-04-2021, 06:38 AM
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Underwear, socks, trousers and shoes need to go on before shirt. Otherwise you are unnecessarily creasing your shirt.
Work switching to casual dress several years ago should be on the things that make you happy thread

The key point is that it's never acceptable to be wearing socks when just in your underwear. This is a strict rule.
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Old 08-04-2021, 07:02 AM
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After having a shower and dried - I always put my clothes on in the same order:
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I tried this today and I have decided you are quite simply a wrong'un. The last time I felt this uncomfortable was when the doctor said "cough"
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Old 08-04-2021, 09:36 AM
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:05 AM
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Do you lick the same finger afterwards?
Sniff first.
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:13 AM
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When eating a meal always does it in order eg green veg-rice/potatoes-meat/fish, never mix and match one section must be completed before I start the other.

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Old 08-04-2021, 10:30 AM
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No you are not. I can handle wet cotton wool though.

I always eat my meals in order. I don't mean breakfast, lunch then tea, I mean what's on the plate. If I am eating a roast I will eat the beans, corn, broccoli etc first, then the potatoes, then the meat. The main part of the meal is always left to last.

I also never have a drink until the meal is finished.
I thought it was only me that did this.

Nice to know I'm not the only weird one out there.
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:32 AM
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:40 AM
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Avoids walking/running over three drain covers but have no problem walking over two.
When you have walked/run around the third manhole, does the "fourth" then become the third, or do you reset ?
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:59 AM
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I lick my finger and insert it into my partners rectum whilst making love.
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Old 08-04-2021, 11:53 AM
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When eating salted peanuts I have to eat all the half peanuts before starting on the full peanuts.
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Old 08-04-2021, 12:06 PM
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Am I the only one...

Who simply cannot leave a solitary bean in a can when emptying into a saucepan or bowl. Remember as a little kid thinking ĎI canít leave one bean all alone in the can when all his mates are in the paní so it must be from that.

My kids now do the same.

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When you have walked/run around the third manhole, does the "fourth" then become the third, or do you reset ?
Complete avoidance Richard.

However it only counts on three consecutive drain lids/manhole covers together.
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