Home | Forums | Gallery | Twitter
 
CPFC BBS  

Go Back   CPFC BBS » Off Topic » General Chit Chat

Notices

General Chit Chat Off topic conversations. Please do not post CPFC or sport related threads here

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #201  
Old 16-10-2008, 12:43 PM
Ant.Palace's Avatar
Ant.Palace Ant.Palace is offline
Brahms and List
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ifield
Age: 54
Posts: 28,948
Rep Power: 21474856
Ant.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sophie_9
Not to panic when your teenage daughter hasn't been in contact for 24 hours and to trust them
my wifes beside herself because eldest daughter (5) fell over at school, cutting her lip, and they wont let her pick her up.
Reply With Quote
  #202  
Old 16-10-2008, 12:43 PM
Barbara4003's Avatar
Barbara4003 Barbara4003 is offline
Official Sponsor - oh :(
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: In a house, on a hill, in a galaxy far, far away
Posts: 60,408
Rep Power: 21474853
Barbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is hereBarbara4003 Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ant.Palace
I learned today that this is utter drivel (and made myself look like a twat)



(i so wanted to believe it too )
It's a very good idea though
__________________
Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat, found my way upstairs and had a smoke, and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Reply With Quote
  #203  
Old 16-10-2008, 01:15 PM
little al's Avatar
little al little al is offline
XXVII
 
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Aberdeen but most of my time in Cumbria
Age: 52
Posts: 45,384
Rep Power: 21474859
little al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is herelittle al Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ant.Palace
my wifes beside herself because eldest daughter (5) fell over at school, cutting her lip, and they wont let her pick her up.
Why wont they? HYow the hell can they stop her. I would be straight down there, kicking up a stink.
__________________
ACAE
Reply With Quote
  #204  
Old 16-10-2008, 02:42 PM
Ant.Palace's Avatar
Ant.Palace Ant.Palace is offline
Brahms and List
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ifield
Age: 54
Posts: 28,948
Rep Power: 21474856
Ant.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is here
i don't think daughter's in as nearly a bad a state as wife thinks.


(bless her)
Reply With Quote
  #205  
Old 16-10-2008, 02:48 PM
Heb 7:4's Avatar
Heb 7:4 Heb 7:4 is offline
Its gonna be a lovely day
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 49,955
Rep Power: 21406543
Heb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ant.Palace
I learned today that this is utter drivel (and made myself look like a twat)



(i so wanted to believe it too )
Why did you look like a twat though? I always just drive in whatever gap is free. The hose stretches even if the cap is on the far side.
Reply With Quote
  #206  
Old 16-10-2008, 03:00 PM
Ant.Palace's Avatar
Ant.Palace Ant.Palace is offline
Brahms and List
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ifield
Age: 54
Posts: 28,948
Rep Power: 21474856
Ant.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is here
i looked like a twat because i was telling everyone at work in a matter-of-fact-im-very-clever type of way. so we went outside to the cars so i could prove it and every one was in the wrong place.

Reply With Quote
  #207  
Old 16-10-2008, 03:04 PM
Heb 7:4's Avatar
Heb 7:4 Heb 7:4 is offline
Its gonna be a lovely day
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 49,955
Rep Power: 21406543
Heb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietHeb 7:4 came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ant.Palace
i looked like a twat because i was telling everyone at work in a matter-of-fact-im-very-clever type of way. so we went outside to the cars so i could prove it and every one was in the wrong place.

Every one? Maybe you just got it back to front!
Reply With Quote
  #208  
Old 16-10-2008, 03:08 PM
Walrus's Avatar
Walrus Walrus is offline
Samurai Pie Master
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Billericay
Age: 52
Posts: 6,124
Rep Power: 5188108
Walrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietWalrus came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ant.Palace
i looked like a twat because i was telling everyone at work in a matter-of-fact-im-very-clever type of way. so we went outside to the cars so i could prove it and every one was in the wrong place.

Odd. Every car I've been in recently has the petrol pump icon on the correct side of the gauge / dial. Not the hose, though - just the image.
__________________
There are two types of people in this world: those who appreciate the joy of getting an Extra Style Bonus in Carmageddon, and those who don't.
Reply With Quote
  #209  
Old 16-10-2008, 08:29 PM
jookbeard's Avatar
jookbeard jookbeard is offline
On probation
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Sutton-under-the-Crimpling
Age: 55
Posts: 7,665
Rep Power: 0
jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard jookbeard
Spoons have increased their Curry and a Pint night up to a whooping £7.19
__________________
unk un gower
Reply With Quote
  #210  
Old 16-10-2008, 08:57 PM
Anonymous
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Originally Posted by little al
Shes fine - she is with me
hahahaha!

+rep
Reply With Quote
  #211  
Old 16-10-2008, 09:00 PM
kitticat's Avatar
kitticat kitticat is offline
Palace chic
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Taking a ride with my best friend
Age: 42
Posts: 23,925
Rep Power: 68514
kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!kitticat knows there's no such thing as tomorrow, only one-two-three-go!
Rep for you too
Reply With Quote
  #212  
Old 16-10-2008, 09:00 PM
m355y's Avatar
m355y m355y is offline
Trespasser
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 7,531
Rep Power: 2190676
m355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mine
Insects can't get fat - because their skeletons are on the outside, if they eat too much they just explode.
__________________
-messy-

BECCH10

(C) 2007. note to self - needs changing
Reply With Quote
  #213  
Old 16-10-2008, 09:06 PM
chatham_eagle's Avatar
chatham_eagle chatham_eagle is offline
Mind your sandwiches
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Horley
Age: 33
Posts: 20,419
Rep Power: 21474851
chatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is here
The bat is the only mammal that can fly, apparently flying squirrels can't actually fly.
__________________
Mine is a faith in my fellow man.
Reply With Quote
  #214  
Old 16-10-2008, 09:17 PM
Anonymous
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Originally Posted by kitticat
Rep for you too
Why thank you!
Reply With Quote
  #215  
Old 16-10-2008, 09:19 PM
Anonymous
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Originally Posted by little al
JANEY LEE GRACE who features in Steve Wright in the afternoon on radio 2 began her career as a backing singer for George Michael and Wham!, Kim Wilde and Boy George, and went on to have her own top ten hit as Cola Boy with 'Seven Ways To Love'. She has presented shows for Virgin Radio, BBC London and Radio 1
Something that I've just learnt is that the other hald of Cola Boy was Andrew Ridgely from Wham!
Reply With Quote
  #216  
Old 16-10-2008, 11:48 PM
saxoneagle's Avatar
saxoneagle saxoneagle is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Bromley
Age: 43
Posts: 24,838
Rep Power: 19796029
saxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietsaxoneagle came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy diet
I've learnt that the girl I was chatting to while watching the tennis online has great breasts.
__________________
RWC 2015 blog:
https://redmanpe.wordpress.com/
Reply With Quote
  #217  
Old 03-11-2008, 11:38 AM
xab's Avatar
xab xab is offline
Liberal Filth
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 2,786
Rep Power: 250023
xab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Olliexab belongs to Ollie
On this day in 1428, England lost one of it's best commanders of the Hundred Years' War when Thomas Montacute, the fourth Earl of Salisbury died after being hit in the face by a cannon shot at the siege of Orleans.
Reply With Quote
  #218  
Old 04-12-2008, 07:29 PM
m355y's Avatar
m355y m355y is offline
Trespasser
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 7,531
Rep Power: 2190676
m355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minem355y : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mine
That the electronic 'X32' number on the back of a bus, reflected in the window of the bus I'm on, looks like 'SEX'. Better than typing 5318008 into a calculator any day. And that, pathetically, is the most profound thing I've learnt all day.
__________________
-messy-

BECCH10

(C) 2007. note to self - needs changing
Reply With Quote
  #219  
Old 04-12-2008, 07:32 PM
Lizzy's Avatar
Lizzy Lizzy is offline
hockey mummy
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: from off of West London
Age: 45
Posts: 36,951
Rep Power: 255753
Lizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to OllieLizzy belongs to Ollie
Today I have learnt that Politicians can sometimes genuinely give a shit.
__________________
Game Over.
Reply With Quote
  #220  
Old 04-12-2008, 07:33 PM
Les Butler's Avatar
Les Butler Les Butler is offline
Ex Waddon bloke
 
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Montréal Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 50,646
Rep Power: 21474859
Les Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is here
The drainage tube that is firmly stitched into my right cheek will be removed on Tuesday
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 08:29 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.