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Old 13-10-2021, 09:42 PM
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Old 13-10-2021, 09:43 PM
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I learnt quite recently that Carol Vorderman seems to have morphed into some full onB List 60 year old barbie.

I am wondering whether there are some mental issues that friends and family should be concerned about.
it just doesn't add up
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Old 13-10-2021, 10:20 PM
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I’d put my house on her not being 100% British white and not mixed race.

The results of all those millions of personal DNA tests suggest the odds are greater than winning the euromillions draw this Friday.
The odds of those personal DNA tests being accurate are even worse than winning the EuroMillions.
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Old 14-10-2021, 10:09 PM
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The odds of those personal DNA tests being accurate are even worse than winning the EuroMillions.
Worse than 139,838,160 to 1?

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Old 15-10-2021, 09:26 PM
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Worse than 139,838,160 to 1?

Behave.
Yes. These DNA tests are literally a load of wank. One just spunks into an envelope, the company carefully chucks the sample into a bin having taken your money, and then tells you that you're 5% Neanderthal and 1% Atlantean. I'd rather trust Doris Stokes.
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Old 15-10-2021, 09:39 PM
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I saw an expose on TV. Two identical twins sent off DNA samples. They were told their ancestors came from two different countries, several thousand miles away from each other.
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Old 15-10-2021, 09:42 PM
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I saw an expose on TV. Two identical twins sent off DNA samples. They were told their ancestors came from two different countries, several thousand miles away from each other.
Ha! That is excellent.
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Old 15-10-2021, 09:54 PM
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I remember reading an article about DNA testing companies where one employee admitted (off the record) that they routinely get samples where the accompanying text makes it clear the respondent is looking for a "pure" northern European result. In that case, they always sent something along the lines of "3% sub-Saharan west Africa," just to mess with them.
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Old 15-10-2021, 10:06 PM
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Old 15-10-2021, 10:17 PM
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Yes. These DNA tests are literally a load of wank. One just spunks into an envelope..
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Old 15-10-2021, 11:11 PM
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Interesting. My own experience with DNA testing appears to be pretty accurate. My ex sister in law gave my son, for his birthday, a dna test (I know). From what I understand they didn't pass any personal information over, and I very much doubt that I would be in the equation anyway. My son was 50% from the exact part of the world where his mum came from leaving the rest my genes. Just over 50% Irish, 8% South East England, both of which I already knew. The Interesting part was 16% Scottish which I had no idea about. After a brief chat with my dad I found there was Scottish on his side which even he didn't know about.

I suppose, in summary, although it's an easy fraud, there must be something in it, or that's how it appears based on my son's results anyway.
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What's even more interesting is your son seems to have a gene make up of 123%
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Old 16-10-2021, 07:40 AM
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I'm Spain there are people who take huge bags full of burger king stuff into the cinema.
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Congratulations to those who set up DNA companies that get people to pay a load of money to send them their jizz and then reply with bullshit. That is a brilliant business idea.
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Old 16-10-2021, 08:33 AM
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What's even more interesting is your son seems to have a gene make up of 123%
It's a bit like one of those trick questions you'd get in a maths exam..
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Congratulations to those who set up DNA companies that get people to pay a load of money to send them their jizz and then reply with bullshit. That is a brilliant business idea.
Not sure the Royal Mail would view it in such positive light.
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I'm Spain there are people who take huge bags full of burger king stuff into the cinema.
You are Spain?

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I also learned that Jesy Nelson, who this blackfishing thing is all about, is 100% British white. Not mixed race at all. Which is quite amazing when you see what she looks like.
Some of the DNA genealogy companies are pretty ropey in the reference populations they use. Different companies using the same SNPs can give wildly different results.
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it just doesn't add up
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