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Old 26-05-2012, 06:48 PM
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Paul Gascoigne

I've just seen the Umbro advertisement on ITV featuring Paul Gascoigne. My God, the bloke must be in his early 40's but he looks and sounds as if he is in his 90's. Did drink and drugs do this much damage?

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Old 26-05-2012, 07:07 PM
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The weird thing posting this today... is that tomorrow is my birthday (27 May). It's also Gazza's birthday. He is the same age as me. But whenever I see a picture of him I realise I'm actually doing OK for being 40ahemsomething.
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Old 26-05-2012, 07:13 PM
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OMG I just Googled his age. He is 44. I guessed that he looked like a 55 year old man.
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Old 26-05-2012, 07:16 PM
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Saw a picture of him with Dean Moxey on Twitter recently. Didn't even realise it was him at first.

Halfwayline has it right he looks 55.
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Old 26-05-2012, 07:25 PM
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Humliating advert for Gazza. Poor form from Umbro.
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Old 26-05-2012, 07:50 PM
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The guy has got some problems, sad the way he went - I remember when he played for Everton in his early thirties and he was terrible, looked like an old man then.
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Old 26-05-2012, 08:11 PM
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he's not going to make 50 is he.

doesn't look like he's struggling to keep his weight down anymore.
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Old 26-05-2012, 08:36 PM
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Old 26-05-2012, 08:41 PM
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He looks older, big deal. Seems fine to me.
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Old 26-05-2012, 08:46 PM
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As a footballer I don't think I seen better, feel so sorry for him,loved watching him playing for England....
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Strewth I am 57 with a few health problems but I look better than he does
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Humliating advert for Gazza. Poor form from Umbro.
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Humliating advert for Gazza. .
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