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Old 11-02-2019, 02:03 PM
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Tinder and similar

I split with the wife after 29 years a couple and 22 years of marriage, not what I wanted but anyway.......

I'm 46 and I signed up to Tinder to see what it was about and to stay alive, but after my first experiences of swiping I feel like I've been thrown into prison unjustly, I just shouldn't bloody well be here.

I'm on probably 85% 'Nope' atm because they seem to be made up of 20% minger, 10% nutjob, 20% overweight and 35% trout-pouting idiot or using filters to change what they actually look like. Will any of the 15% reply?

This hasn't exactly filled me with confidence, so dear BBS, is there light at the end of this tunnel?
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:05 PM
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Car crash thread.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:07 PM
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Probably, but it'll be a fun crash.
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Don’t know owt about Tinder mate, sorry.

But if I were you, and I’d just split up from my Mrs after 29 years and feel aggrieved (I’m assuming that bit), I’d be giving women a wide berth for a little while (unless a bit came on offer late one Saturday night after a palace win).

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Why invite that sort of drama into your life? Enjoy the peace and quiet.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:08 PM
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Because I don't do celibate (aside from right now by actions beyond my control)
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Reality with these kind of sites is 85% of crap is on the low side! You will also need to go through loads of ones you like but won't ever hear from.
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I used tinder when it first broke on to the scene back in 2013. Went on one date which went very well.

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Old 11-02-2019, 02:17 PM
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You're on Tinder,bet the ex is on cloud9.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:20 PM
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:27 PM
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I split with the wife after 29 years a couple and 22 years of marriage, not what I wanted but anyway.......

I'm 46 and I signed up to Tinder to see what it was about and to stay alive, but after my first experiences of swiping I feel like I've been thrown into prison unjustly, I just shouldn't bloody well be here.

I'm on probably 85% 'Nope' atm because they seem to be made up of 20% minger, 10% nutjob, 20% overweight and 35% trout-pouting idiot or using filters to change what they actually look like. Will any of the 15% reply?

This hasn't exactly filled me with confidence, so dear BBS, is there light at the end of this tunnel?
You're doing it wrong, you swipe right on everyone, message the ones you want and wait for the inevitable ones you don't message to message you angrily. Then the hilarity ensues.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:30 PM
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I have dipped in and out of tinder. I'm not using it at the moment but my policy is to swipe right for everyone without even looking and then any your match with look at more carefully. Saves a lot of time.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:32 PM
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:35 PM
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Try Bumble out buddy, Tinder is a joke really.
Depends on what you're after. It can be low hanging fruit, so that sort of appeal is there for that market. But Bumble is definitely a lot better for meeting classier women. I'd echo this ^
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:35 PM
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...my policy is to swipe right for everyone without even looking...
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I was on OK Cupid for a while. I was shocked at how hostile the 90% and ups were towards any sort of contact. I mean, if someone presented you with someone you shared 90% compatibility with, according to an algorithm, surely you'd have some curiosity about them.
Other than that, I think I was just miffed at how self-satisfied everyone was with their lives and so any overture on my part felt like an imposition.
Also, I found it odd that women are so determined to make all prospective partners aware of what books they've ever read; and they all seem to mention Murakami for some reason.
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hahahahaha, what's worse is that I used to do it while having a morning clear out at work.
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