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Old 11-02-2019, 02:44 PM
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What is this percentage lark, is it like the19% one ?
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:48 PM
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I've thankfully not needed to use these yet but how do you start a conversation once you've matched with someone? You can't offer them a drink like the real world and from all the viral ones it seems you need pathetic witty openers.
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I've thankfully not needed to use these yet but how do you start a conversation once you've matched with someone? You can't offer them a drink like the real world and from all the viral ones it seems you need pathetic witty openers.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:55 PM
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I've thankfully not needed to use these yet but how do you start a conversation once you've matched with someone? You can't offer them a drink like the real world and from all the viral ones it seems you need pathetic witty openers.
If they've got **** all on their profile info wise, witty openers work. Otherwise, just message and ask about one of their interests or something you notice in their pics.
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Old 11-02-2019, 02:57 PM
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I have dipped in and out of tinder. I'm not using it at the moment but my policy is to swipe right for everyone without even looking and then any your match with look at more carefully. Saves a lot of time.

You realise it has algorithms which will then feck up what it starts to put into your stack?
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I split with the wife after 29 years a couple and 22 years of marriage, not what I wanted but anyway.......

I'm 46 and I signed up to Tinder to see what it was about and to stay alive, but after my first experiences of swiping I feel like I've been thrown into prison unjustly, I just shouldn't bloody well be here.

I'm on probably 85% 'Nope' atm because they seem to be made up of 20% minger, 10% nutjob, 20% overweight and 35% trout-pouting idiot or using filters to change what they actually look like. Will any of the 15% reply?

This hasn't exactly filled me with confidence, so dear BBS, is there light at the end of this tunnel?
No advice on Tinder, but must be in recovery to have posted about your Ex without Cow being mentioned....!
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Old 11-02-2019, 03:00 PM
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What is this percentage lark, is it like the19% one ?
I would demand that in my profile but I don't think it would help, although I'll edit it in when I next come up to Selhurst.
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Old 11-02-2019, 03:03 PM
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I would demand that in my profile but I don't think it would help, although I'll edit it in when I next come up to Selhurst.
Bumbles the one mate, if you match women have to make the first move so saves wasting time writing something witty without knowing if they like you or not..
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No advice on Tinder, but must be in recovery to have posted about your Ex without Cow being mentioned....!
She has made a big mistake I can tell you. Not being conceited, but she's going to lie in the bed she's made for herself. I'll be fine, but I would rather not be in this situation even if it does mean banging some new fanny.
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...I'm on probably 85% 'Nope' atm because they seem to be made up of 20% minger, 10% nutjob, 20% overweight and 35% trout-pouting idiot or using filters to change what they actually look like. Will any of the 15% reply?...
I imagine it will depend on what sort of catch you are really. There surely is a host of women, who meet your standards, with an interest in what is it? War games, WW2 memorabilia and flight simulation?

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Maybe I should try a fetish app then
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I imagine it will depend on what sort of catch you are really. There surely is a host of women, who meet your standards, with an interest in what is it? War games, WW2 memorabilia and flight simulation?

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Old 11-02-2019, 03:11 PM
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I didn't mention Palace mind, would that bump me up or down?
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I didn't mention Palace mind, would that bump me up or down?
Maybe try that Simon Jordan stalker bird?
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