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The first warmish day of spring when some of the lovely ladies decide to show a bit more cleavage than they have for last couple of months

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She has made a big mistake I can tell you. Not being conceited, but she's going to lie in the bed she's made for herself. I'll be fine, but I would rather not be in this situation even if it does mean banging some new fanny.
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Old 11-02-2019, 05:58 PM
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Ive already polished up my sunglasses.
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The first warmish day of spring when some of the lovely ladies decide to show a bit more cleavage than they have for last couple of months

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Old 11-02-2019, 06:15 PM
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That's kind of an all year round thing in the North.
you need to be wearing blinkers here to go anywhere.
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Old 11-02-2019, 06:32 PM
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That's kind of an all year round thing in the North.
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Went out for drinks round Manchester with a BBSer, who decided to let me loose on his Tinder profile later in the day. After appraising a few ladies in a sensible manner, I took the course of actionwe’d All take after a day drinking and just started swiping right to everyone!

I wonder whether he got any matches from that day?
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Amazing how before tinder, if you trying to meet someone online you were some kind of failure, but now most of it happens this way.

What is people’s view, is it best to meet someone one by personal contact or by profiling?
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Never used tinder, or any online dating thing. Haven’t wanted a relationship since I got out my last one over a year ago (and for something casual and quick a club does the job). Can pass on good reviews from friends though, several of whom have found proper, long term boyfriends/girlfriends on there. Takes time and persistence, but with a decent profile you’ll find some decent people.

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Old 11-02-2019, 06:47 PM
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I split with the wife after 29 years a couple and 22 years of marriage, not what I wanted but anyway.......

I'm 46 and I signed up to Tinder to see what it was about and to stay alive, but after my first experiences of swiping I feel like I've been thrown into prison unjustly, I just shouldn't bloody well be here.

I'm on probably 85% 'Nope' atm because they seem to be made up of 20% minger, 10% nutjob, 20% overweight and 35% trout-pouting idiot or using filters to change what they actually look like. Will any of the 15% reply?

This hasn't exactly filled me with confidence, so dear BBS, is there light at the end of this tunnel?
Tinder is a numbers game, you might have to sit swiping for an hour or so once every few days to have some success. Ignore what others have said about witty one-liner, the bar on tinder is extremely low so once you match you just have to prove you're not a weirdo. Hi.... how are you? how was your weekend generally works for me. If you are a weirdo then try your best to pretend your're not. Good luck
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Old 11-02-2019, 06:52 PM
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Old 11-02-2019, 06:54 PM
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When Tinder first came out it was an absolute goldmine for hookups, but now there are so many profiles which people don't use anymore so it's really rare to get anything going, and not worth the time and effort. Just go to a bar and talk to someone, there's a far higher chance of actually having a conversation and they can see the kind of person you are, which doesn't really happen over a few short text messages.
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I split with the wife after 29 years a couple and 22 years of marriage, not what I wanted but anyway.......

I'm 46 and I signed up to Tinder to see what it was about and to stay alive, but after my first experiences of swiping I feel like I've been thrown into prison unjustly, I just shouldn't bloody well be here.

I'm on probably 85% 'Nope' atm because they seem to be made up of 20% minger, 10% nutjob, 20% overweight and 35% trout-pouting idiot or using filters to change what they actually look like. Will any of the 15% reply?

This hasn't exactly filled me with confidence, so dear BBS, is there light at the end of this tunnel?
Spindle I split from my wife six years ago I can sit down and have a good conversation,my kids choose to live with me but that was down to there friends begin close
I was working away leaving them ,basically just too keep paying the mortgage
I could have got into that ,everyone's different but the way I see it
It's just more nagging,you fu@@ away for 3 months
And then it's game on ,I still care about my Mrs,but a can of oranjeboom
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She has made a big mistake I can tell you. Not being conceited, but she's going to lie in the bed she's made for herself. I'll be fine, but I would rather not be in this situation even if it does mean banging some new fanny.
I would say that's going to add to your problems worked with a bloke who was on plenty of fish reckons most of the birds on there are psychos
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Tinder is a numbers game, you might have to sit swiping for an hour or so once every few days to have some success. Ignore what others have said about witty one-liner, the bar on tinder is extremely low so once you match you just have to prove you're not a weirdo. Hi.... how are you? how was your weekend generally works for me. If you are a weirdo then try your best to pretend your're not. Good luck
How old are you though? That might explain why hey how are you doing might work for you. Trying that on women under 30 gets you unmatched pronto. What you have said would probably actually be solid advice though if you're a bit older and nearer to Spindle's age.
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I did online dating with a site called woohoo back in 2001. It was free and bloody good fun and attracted rather pleasant women mostly. You have to be in a certain positive frame of mind to get the most of online dating and be able to shrug off things and be able to laugh at yourself.

Most surreal date was with, unbeknown to me at the time, an undercover reporter for The Daily Express. She was attractive and gave out 100% positive signals for a second date but then never contacted again except to say 'go away' - The piece was pretty good tho'. Well written. She had told me her pseudonym when writing but not what she was up to.
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When Tinder first came out it was an absolute goldmine for hookups, but now there are so many profiles which people don't use anymore so it's really rare to get anything going, and not worth the time and effort. Just go to a bar and talk to someone, there's a far higher chance of actually having a conversation and they can see the kind of person you are, which doesn't really happen over a few short text messages.
Basically just talk too someone probably be shocked
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Basically just talk too someone probably be shocked
Thing is, I do agree. But with the world becoming more and more obsessed with social media, producing the idea of having a wonderful time, all the time on Instagram and the like. The more technology becomes front and centre, the more isolated people become. The less they really spend out with their friends socialising. Lots of people get caught up in that trap, and it's quite a convenient way to find like minded people, with a bit of luck and patience. It gives a potential option to those who otherwise don't have the outlet to go out and meet people as often as they'd like.

That's not just limited to Tinder though.
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