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Old 07-10-2019, 06:42 PM
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I played against Garth Crooks once in a pre-season friendly. He was in the twilight of his career at Charlton and clearly somewhat unfit / overweight. He lined up in central midfield alongside a bunch of kids and triallists. I was a 19 year old whippersnapper with energy to burn and more ego than talent. I really fancied my chances of putting the old bastard to the sword.

Crooks completely ran the game from the outset until he wandered off around midway through the second half. Never moved that far from the centre circle but a wonderful first touch and close control, pinging passes this way and that. I couldn't get near him, quite a humbling experience and certainly demonstrated to me once and for all the huge chasm between a half decent non league standard and those who have played at the highest level.
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With those red eyes he has already been 12ft under and come back.
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Now that you have said that he will be so annoyed...........he will get cremated.
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Was Garth Crooks always a total wanker, or is it a more recent thing?
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Somebody's obviously had a bit of a go at him for him to say that, but really, the team of the week that's selected is often just bizarre, as if he hasn't watched the matches and just selects who's scored that week - if van Aanholt scores, for example, he often gets in even if his all-round game wasn't great.

I'm assuming that it's Crooks' BBC underlings - or maybe an intern - who decides which players you get to pick from in the 'pick your own team' feature on the same page. It takes a fairly biased judge for Guaita not to at least be in contention for that, either for his performance v West Ham or for his performance v Wolves when it was completely down to his keeping that we still had a clean sheet at half time.
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I'm assuming that it's Crooks' BBC underlings - or maybe an intern - who decides which players you get to pick from in the 'pick your own team' feature on the same page. It takes a fairly biased judge for Guaita not to at least be in contention for that, either for his performance v West Ham or for his performance v Wolves when it was completely down to his keeping that we still had a clean sheet at half time.
There is no way that he watches the entirety of all 10 games on a weekend and if he did he wouldn't be able to accurately judge mom by watching on TV!
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