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Old 03-10-2019, 05:28 PM
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Anything with that total wankstain Phillip Schofield in.
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Old 03-10-2019, 05:34 PM
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Anything with that total wankstain Phillip Schofield in.
They should make him do the stunts for real. Might be a happy outcome.
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Old 04-10-2019, 08:13 AM
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The one that butchers classic films and that fat northern twat... Hellloooo there!

Two from memory, wizard of oz (you are far too young for a mortgage) and ghostbusters (I prefer contactless)
Re the Oz one, where are his hands in the final scene...?
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Old 08-10-2019, 11:03 PM
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I could happily throttle that woman with the shrieking voice that comes in with the Deliveroo bag and starts giving out the different fast foods. When she disappears into the bag at the end I would like to seal it up and chuck it into the canal. Irritating twat.
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Old 22-10-2019, 04:08 PM
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Haven't seen it the past few days, but there's an awful one doing the rounds with the awful Chris Evans and his awful kids advertising his (probably) awful radio breakfast show.
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Old 22-10-2019, 06:23 PM
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Haven't seen it the past few days, but there's an awful one doing the rounds with the awful Chris Evans and his awful kids advertising his (probably) awful radio breakfast show.

Yep. Narcissistic and toe curling sappy, all wrapped up in 30 seconds.

Which is about 10 times the length I can stand him for.
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Old 24-10-2019, 10:26 AM
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Haven't seen it the past few days, but there's an awful one doing the rounds with the awful Chris Evans and his awful kids advertising his (probably) awful radio breakfast show.
There's a radio ad with his kids that is just as bad, I almost vomited in my car.
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Haven't seen it the past few days, but there's an awful one doing the rounds with the awful Chris Evans and his awful kids advertising his (probably) awful radio breakfast show.
You had me at 'Chris Evans'
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Old 25-10-2019, 12:29 PM
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That shitty phone style emoji filled wank best friend ads that's currently on tv and desperate to appeal to the most diverse range of snowflake teenagers possible.

Makes those shitty nationwide best friend ad's look like a verifiable ******* masterpiece.
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