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Old 02-07-2004, 02:34 PM
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And this thread plays right into the advertising consultants' hands.

You are recalling their work - maybe for all the wrong reasons, but they don't care. That's all they want.

esure? Never heard of them until Michael Loser smarmed onto my screen.

Oh, and, er, just to rub salt...



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I will never use "More Than", I will never eat McCain Oven Chips, and I will never buy as Daewoo - that really will be the day. All due to crappy ads.
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And this thread plays right into the advertising consultants' hands.

You are recalling their work - maybe for all the wrong reasons, but they don't care. That's all they want.

esure? Never heard of them until Michael Loser smarmed onto my screen.

Oh, and, er, just to rub salt...



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someone always comes out with this line when this topic pops up, it's crap though innit.

All i'm gonna do when I next look for car insurance is think i'm not using that esure, they use that prat Michael Winner to advertise.
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:45 PM
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Will it be chips or frozen peas
Will it be mushrooms or fried onion rings

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Old 02-07-2004, 02:56 PM
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As far as I'm concerned, the poorer the advert, the better. "I love horses, they're the best of the animals" was a modern classic.
The Michael Winner esure ads are also so bad, that I've grown a soft spot for them.
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:59 PM
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All i'm gonna do when I next look for car insurance is think i'm not using that esure, they use that prat Michael Winner to advertise.
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The worst ever ad was a few years back.It had a Stepford type wife singing about 'shake n' Vac.
Agreed - plumbed the depths of naffness - but then that advert (and also the one mentioned by flappy chicken) was on tv > 20 odd years ago - now that's one hell of an impact on the mind. Never bought Shake 'n' Vac myself though.

MInd you there was an ad a couple of years back with fans going to a game in a car - one of them was a Palace fan I'm sure - were we 'playing' Chelsea? Can't for the life of me remember the ad. Got to be a class ad simply for the Palace connection.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:10 PM
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I like the Michael Winner ones. I'm really a very good driver.

I hate anything with those 2 fat slags from Birds of a Feather. I'm sure they've been in adverts. Those would be the worst.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:18 PM
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I've had way too much of those sodding Insurance helpdesk telephonists imaging that they're Charlie's Angels/James Bond.

Not only are they intensely irritating and unamusing but they seem to appear on every other sodding Ad break I ever watch ... and unlike the genius of the Shake N Vac which succeeded in being so deliberately annoying that there's hardly a 30-something in the whole of Britain that hasn't heard of the product, I honestly can't remember off-hand which insurance company it's promoting. It must be a staggering waste of money considering how often they're on.
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:20 PM
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Why would anyone watch adverts?

Surely they're what the remote control was invented for?
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The worst ever, IMHO, is the present Doritos one starring Vernon Kay. He should be banned from TV forever for that one
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The Tic Tac's advert is great. Insert Picture of Shaking Boobs here--------->
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Do you remember the ancient wrigleys one where they carry the giant packet?"carry the big freah flavour,wherever you go whatever you do..etc

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The worst ever, IMHO, is the present Doritos one starring Vernon Kay. He should be banned from TV forever for that one
I loathe that
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Jacob's Cream Crackers - "Don't knacker it, cracker it".
That advert was particularly offensive and I complained to the relevant authorities. I'm pleased to say that took my complaint seriously and had the advert banned.

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