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Is it gay to offer to shave your mates knackers?

On Saturday my friend, and yours, Biggus was describing how he shaves "down below" during the summer, as it stops them getting too hot. He said that he does have trouble reaching the out of the way areas though, and sometimes his plums look like a pair of very pink Gooseberries because of the hairy bits hes missed.

Because he is a friend and also clean, I offered my assistance next time he needed to attend to his duties. He found this rather concerning and expressed his fears that I was "getting gay" with him.

I disagree and see this as just helping a friend out. But is this taking friendship too far?
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Re: Is it gay to offer to shave your mates knackers?

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On Saturday my friend, and yours, Biggus was describing how he shaves "down below" during the summer, as it stops them getting too hot. He said that he does have trouble reaching the out of the way areas though, and sometimes his plums look like a pair of very pink Gooseberries because of the hairy bits hes missed.

Because he is a friend and also clean, I offered my assistance next time he needed to attend to his duties. He found this rather concerning and expressed his fears that I was "getting gay" with him.

I disagree and see this as just helping a friend out. But is this taking friendship too far?
*splutters*

Its not gay. You're not going to have sex after are you?

You do know that you will have to get very close to said balls to perform this task don't you though? I had to do this for a boyfriend once (as well as bum crack), and the smell wasn't great.

You also have to watch out for nicking. Apparently this hurts quite a lot.
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I'm delighted to hear it.

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You rammer.
It took you a long time to think that one up, didnt it?
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If they were a good friend, yes. And PP, Biggus is many things but he is always clean.
I don't want to get into too much detail here - this is a family show after all - but it doesn't matter how clean a man is down there - there is ALWAYS a smell. Believe.
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You rammer.
its called rimming but i'm not brave eneough to take the mick out of maidstone (does he live in spain to avoid any bovver off the old bill after that bank job?)
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Sorry Maidstoned but I cannot condone this kind of blatant femininity between two heterosexual males, if you are homosexual go with it, you might like it. A couple of points 1) Shaving ones knackers does not make them cooler - that body part regulates its temperature to approx c.30-32 degrees all the time with or without hair to keep the boys in the barracks alive 2) this is borderline fetishist behaviour and whether you are having sex or not this does come across as homosexual in nature
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i'm not brave eneough to take the mick out of maidstone
I'm not sure that MAidstone is confessing that the Mick is in Maidstone is he?
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