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Old 05-10-2004, 10:09 AM
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I'm not sure that MAidstone is confessing that the Mick is in Maidstone is he?
The Mick has NEVER been in Maidstoned. He has taken to wearing comfortable shoes lately though.
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:15 AM
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And I also admire the close interest you take in Fashion on the BBS...

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Old 05-10-2004, 10:17 AM
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My mate asked me to help him shave his back once, I refused on the grounds that it was tantamount to bumming
i got a friend to squeeze the spots on my back once........... is that gay?
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:19 AM
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I suppose the big question is the level of enthusiam you expect to have when helping a mate out in this way.
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i got a friend to squeeze the spots on my back once........... is that gay?
Depends which spots.
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:21 AM
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:21 AM
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I suppose the big question is the level of enthusiam you expect to have when helping a mate out in this way.
Well I would talk to him in a reassuring manner, and ask him if he required anything for the weekend when I finished. If he required after shave or moisturiser he can apply that himself as rubbing oily substances into a scrotum is a bit too gay.
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:22 AM
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:22 AM
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Have you thought through the social implications should Biggus accidentally become 'aroused' during your well-meaning ministrations?
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It's as gay as a room full of Kenny Everitt, Freddie Mercury and Elton John all dressed as 17th centrury Elizabethan Duchesses watching an episode of Will & Grace whilst sipping Babycham, quaffing oysters and indulging in tete a tete about the cost of manicures and whether David Beckham or Brad Pitt has the nicest arse
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:25 AM
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Have you thought through the social implications should Biggus accidentally become 'aroused' during your well-meaning ministrations?
According to his wife I don't think I'd notice But if this did happen I would stop immediately, call him a poof and leave. I am doing him a favour, not saving him money.
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According to his wife I don't think I'd notice But if this did happen I would stop immediately, call him a poof and leave. I am doing him a favour, not saving him money.
Does he normally pay for man-love then?
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:29 AM
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I am not at liberty to divulge that information
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