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Old 05-10-2004, 10:33 AM
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wouldnt aftershave sting????????
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:36 AM
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According to his wife I don't think I'd notice But if this did happen I would stop immediately, call him a poof and leave. I am doing him a favour, not saving him money.


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Old 05-10-2004, 10:40 AM
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:41 AM
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dont start-i'm still hung over from last nites celebrations-any magical cures?
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:42 AM
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dont start-i'm still hung over from last nites celebrations-any magical cures?
Yep, donīt stop drinking and shave your knackers.
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Yep, donīt stop drinking and shave your knackers.
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:46 AM
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:46 AM
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If I had started this thread with an all female cast - the replies, I'm sure would have been very very different.

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Old 05-10-2004, 10:47 AM
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If I had started this thread with an all female cast - the replies, I'm sure would have been very very different.
If I'd started with an all female cast I'd have been very discreet.
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:49 AM
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Maidstoned, How do you, er, plan to "secure" Biggus's, ahem, wobbly bits whilst performing the task. Will the left hand be taking a firm manly grip whilst the right hand plys the razor, or will a more gentler approach be taken.


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If I had started this thread with an all female cast - the replies, I'm sure would have been very very different.

(obviously without the balls aspects)
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:51 AM
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Word to the wise.

You are sounding almost too - ahem - enthusiatically interested in the technical detail.

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Maidstoned, How do you, er, plan to "secure" Biggus's, ahem, wobbly bits whilst performing the task. Will the left hand be taking a firm manly grip whilst the right hand plys the razor, or will a more gentler approach be taken.


Or will you use a vice ?
I was thinking of using my teeth.
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Well, a great deal of men get tuned on by girl-on girl-action, correct?

I for one am feeling a bit nauseous at the thought of 2 big old men holding each other's testicles and gently shaving. NOT erotic.

Two ladies shaving each other, ahem, 'downstairs', would get most of you salivating, I'm sure....

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I for one am feeling a bit nauseous at the thought of 2 big old men holding each other's testicles and gently shaving. NOT erotic.

He ain't shaving mine! And I aint bloody old! Cheeky mare!
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According to his wife I don't think I'd notice But if this did happen I would stop immediately, call him a poof and leave. I am doing him a favour, not saving him money.
Err...if this dude's got a wife might it be better to allow her to do the deed (if it need be done at all), rather than getting your own hands, ahem, dirty...

They key to this is probably how good a friend you are...and whether, like Aki, you know if your "bum is exit only" or not...
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What? A couple of giggling girlies making each other bleed?

I'd rather watch a soft porn film...
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