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Old 05-10-2004, 10:57 AM
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Two ladies shaving each other, ahem, 'downstairs', would get most of you salivating, I'm sure....

Most of us would pay to watch

That's NOT what I was doing online last night, honest...
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:58 AM
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Err...if this dude's got a wife might it be better to allow her to do the deed (if it need be done at all), rather than getting your own hands, ahem, dirty...

They key to this is probably how good a friend you are...and whether, like Aki, you know if your "bum is exit only" or not...
Unfortunately his wife is away at sea for long periods, and therefore unable to help her man in this manner. And I might wear gloves.
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:59 AM
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Maidstoned.
You are letting the good name of your County & Town down. I suggest you change your name to 'Brightoned Eagle' immediately.
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He ain't shaving mine! And I aint bloody old! Cheeky mare!
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:00 AM
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Two ladies shaving each other, ahem, 'downstairs', would get most of you salivating, I'm sure....



How interesting do you use old spice afterwards?!
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I mean, dude... Seaweed read this site... what are they gonna think?

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Old 05-10-2004, 11:04 AM
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You have a rubber fetish as well?
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:06 AM
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You have a rubber fetish as well?
No, you?

I actually don't care what Seaweed fans think. I am happy in my non gayness but was shocked at my big mates attitude.
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Two ladies shaving each other, ahem, 'downstairs', would get most of you salivating, I'm sure....
But however clean they are, there's always the smell issue.......
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:09 AM
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But however clean they are, there's always the smell issue.......
Prawn or crab paste?
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:17 AM
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He ain't shaving mine! And I aint bloody old! Cheeky mare!
I'm sorry Maidstoned, but HOWEVER you dress this up it STILL isn't erotic.
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:31 AM
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I'm sorry Maidstoned, but HOWEVER you dress this up it STILL isn't erotic.
Its not meant to be.... its you lot that have made it into a kinky thing.
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:33 AM
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Its not meant to be.... its you lot that have made it into a kinky thing.
US!!!????

Did we start World War II as well?

And invent the gramophone?

You should stop sniffing so much Old Spice...
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Did we start World War II as well?

And invent the gramophone?

You should stop sniffing so much Old Spice...
Well I certainly haven't!

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