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Old 12-06-2019, 07:58 PM
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The Sun is SCUM! What a pile of wank that article is...
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:59 PM
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It's almost as if Crystal Palace was made top of the table for this spurious survey just for the headline.
Would’ve thought they’d have picked one of the big 6 if that was the case. Unless that was really the only pun they could think of.
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:05 PM
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My apologies, I didn't click on the link before submitting my 'joke'...somewhat depressing to realise that my mind is aligned with that of a Sun headline writer.
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:07 PM
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:12 PM
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I am surprised. I didn't think Palace fans were very keen on weed.
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:18 PM
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Would’ve thought they’d have picked one of the big 6 if that was the case. Unless that was really the only pun they could think of.
I can't think of a good big 6 pun. And, if there is one, I guess they wouldn't want to bite the hands that feed them?
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:23 PM
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:24 PM
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I am surprised. I didn't think Palace fans were very keen on weed.
That's very good! But far too subtle for a Sun clickbait 'report'!
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:29 PM
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I can't think of a good big 6 pun. And, if there is one, I guess they wouldn't want to bite the hands that feed them?
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:48 PM
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We only sing when we're sniffing.
Could it be that the stand off between Parish and the HF was related to drugs then? Perhaps it was because he stopped the requisite flow of cocaine into Selhurst park on matchdays, 200 noses to feed. That's quite a few Tesco bags I'd imagine. Obviously he backed down in the end.

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Old 12-06-2019, 08:49 PM
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I can't think of a good Big 6 pun
I suppository you're right, but would love to stick one up the arse
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