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Old 31-05-2020, 09:33 AM
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Old 31-05-2020, 09:39 AM
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And this is a slightly less charming issue with playing on a Bank Holiday Monday at Minchinhampton ... picnickers on the 14th green. They graciously responded to our arm-waving and moved just to the right of the green blissfully unaware that from 160 yards away that was going to make approximately naff all difference to their personal safety.To view the link you have to Register or Login
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Old 31-05-2020, 10:04 AM
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Played twice so far, both at Falconwood in Croydon. Not the best course in the world but the only one we could get on.

Got Tilgate booked twice in the next week originally as a 2 ball but now as a 4. I hope there's not too many people about as there are lots of footpaths on that course.
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Old 31-05-2020, 10:10 AM
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So a Dominic Cummings is now a golfing term for;

A really long drive that should be out of bounds but no penalty
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Old 31-05-2020, 12:25 PM
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Played twice so far, both at Falconwood in Croydon. Not the best course in the world but the only one we could get on.

Got Tilgate booked twice in the next week originally as a 2 ball but now as a 4. I hope there's not too many people about as there are lots of footpaths on that course.
There are a lot of people about unfortunately. What time are you playing? The greens aren't in the best condition at the moment, but they are slowly getting better. They also play better than they look.

Teeing off from the 10th (the old 1st) which is much better - the first 3 holes are much easier to get away, so there should be less waiting. The 15th (currently playing as the 6th hole) is an absolute bastard
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I hooked a driver into a herd of cows on Minchinhampton common - square on the forehead of one them. It just looked up, mooed then carried on grazing. The others didnít even look up.
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Old 31-05-2020, 03:03 PM
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And this is a slightly less charming issue with playing on a Bank Holiday Monday at Minchinhampton ... picnickers on the 14th green. They graciously responded to our arm-waving and moved just to the right of the green blissfully unaware that from 160 yards away that was going to make approximately naff all difference to their personal safety.To view the link you have to Register or Login
Feck me. You should have launched one into the middle of them

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Old 31-05-2020, 04:23 PM
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Feck me. You should have launched one into the middle of them

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Part of the game on courses on common ground.
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Old 31-05-2020, 04:42 PM
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Part of the game on courses on common ground.
What, people sitting on a green ?

Get out of town
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Old 31-05-2020, 05:13 PM
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What, people sitting on a green ?



Get out of town

Itís a common. Iím always careful to treat people generously, though it is surprising that some people donít seem to be able to add two and two together. The favourite is Ďooh Iíll walk along this nice closely mown bití.

There are some key spots where people take their kids on bikes (8th and 16th if you remember them GB). We had a guy sunbathing on the 17th and had
to walk ahead to ask a family playing tag on the 18th green to move away.

Normally you just get one or two incidents and you have to be patient but Monday really sucked the life out of me in the end.
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Old 31-05-2020, 05:23 PM
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The original course has to be changed as the roads got busier. There were a few good holes that were changed because your approach shot had to fly over the road. Wild horses and heads of cattle. Always a fun track.
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Old 01-06-2020, 10:24 AM
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And this is a slightly less charming issue with playing on a Bank Holiday Monday at Minchinhampton ... picnickers on the 14th green. They graciously responded to our arm-waving and moved just to the right of the green blissfully unaware that from 160 yards away that was going to make approximately naff all difference to their personal safety.To view the link you have to Register or Login
Last year I played a match there and I tonked a cow right in the arse with my ball on a drive, pitched it right onto it. 5th I think, the one after going up the blind hill with the tee by the clubhouse?? The bugger didn't even look up, just trotted a few steps in surprise and carried on grazing.
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What, people sitting on a green ?

Get out of town
You really should play it, very original. And it has the par 3 8th which Peter Allis considered one of the best in the world - it really is a cute hole.
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Get out of town
I think there are a lot of issues with public golf courses and the general public at the moment.

Hot weather + Open space + Lots of people off work + Lots of kids off school + People being c*nts = People having picnics on fairways

Tilgate is the stupidest for this - there is a ******* massive open park right next door to the golf course! It is getting quite tiresome having to watch out for kids using bunkers and sandpits.
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We were playing a match on one of those common courses - one of our blokes hooked it in the bushes and stumbled across a bloke getting a blowjob from two girls.
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Was probably Stu, he'd pulled.....

On that topic on our course a shirtless buff bloke, a slim ginger bird and a bloke with a Nikon wandered into our greenkeeper shed area whilst we were all waiting on 18. When we sat outside the club afterwards having a drink the trio wandered back past us, the girl in different clothes. Apparently there's a porno photographer who lives in one of the houses on the course (GB, the Critchley house), and occasionally wanders into secluded places. Our sheds are a shithole in the woods in an AONB on the Cotswold Way, so quite what eye for detail he had I've no idea. We all had a laugh about it.
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Managed to get to the driving range on Sunday and then today, and just purely focused on my irons, which have been terrible.

Sunday I thought about giving up Golf for good. All my bad cricket habits were coming out, with anything I did hit well being a massive hook. Then my last 2 balls both came out perfect.
Went back today and hit it a lot more consistently.

What I've noticed though, is what feels most comfortable for me, doesn't produce the best shots, so I just need to get used to being in a position that feels a bit alien with my arms.
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Just seen the comment above re the cows on the course. Today my playing partner skewed one off the tee today and just missed hitting a deer that was standing on the side of the fairway. Needless to say the deer wisely moved away before he played his provisional ball!
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You will have to play rather well to get a half I would suggest.....!

In all seriousness, just as you winning all the time would get boring for him, so will him winning. You need the cut and thrust of competition in golf. I'd be adjusting the hcaps after each game.

But whatever, brilliant to be able to play sport with your kids. My girls were never interested and I didn't want to push them into some thing they didn't want to do.
Docked him 2 shots so he didnít have a couple of 3 shot holes, I then had an absolute rip and went 3 deep through 9 and beat him 3&1. Heís itching to get back out there and beat me again now. Weíre playing with two friends tonight and itís also his birthday tomorrow when heíll be getting a new bag and driver so probably back out there tomorrow or Friday. Heís loving it at the moment.
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