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Old 09-01-2019, 10:50 PM
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On a slightly tangent thought, I always get confused between 12:00am and 12:00pm, i.e. which one is midnight and which one is noon.

It's just me... nothing to see here. At my age I rarely see 12 midnight so it's not a problem!
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Old 09-01-2019, 10:53 PM
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Old 10-01-2019, 03:49 AM
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Old 10-01-2019, 04:21 AM
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If it dark its midnight, if it's light its noon
I'll bear that in mind next time I'm confused...
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Old 10-01-2019, 08:19 AM
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Old 10-01-2019, 09:08 AM
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Old 10-01-2019, 09:19 AM
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Old 10-01-2019, 04:45 PM
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Went to a funeral last week and had to dress up a bit. After searching the wardrobe I managed to find stuff that fit... trouble was I was expecting a phone call at any minute while wearing them from Duran Duran saying they wanted their clothes back.

The annoying bit is... whoever thought jackets with padded shoulders and baggy trousers was a good idea?
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Old 10-01-2019, 04:50 PM
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Went to a funeral last week and had to dress up a bit. After searching the wardrobe I managed to find stuff that fit... trouble was I was expecting a phone call at any minute while wearing them from Duran Duran saying they wanted their clothes back.

The annoying bit is... whoever thought jackets with padded shoulders and baggy trousers was a good idea?
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Old 10-01-2019, 06:07 PM
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Old 10-01-2019, 07:30 PM
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Old 10-01-2019, 07:32 PM
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People who are rubbish at giving directions to their house.
Brother used to be able to do it by pubs with a left or right at the end...Sadly a lot of the pubs are gone.
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:08 PM
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Watching the half time entertainment at the college bowl and enjoying the Imagine Dragons when a bloke who looks like Wurzel gummage comes on and screams some kind of bollocks jabbering away. It seems he is called Lil Wayne. How did he become a thing? WFT is that all about?
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:12 PM
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:26 PM
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:28 PM
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Went to a funeral last week and had to dress up a bit. After searching the wardrobe I managed to find stuff that fit... trouble was I was expecting a phone call at any minute while wearing them from Duran Duran saying they wanted their clothes back.

The annoying bit is... whoever thought jackets with padded shoulders and baggy trousers was a good idea?
David Byrne.
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:35 PM
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Old 12-01-2019, 06:56 PM
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Old 12-01-2019, 07:33 PM
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