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Old 09-01-2019, 12:42 PM
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The coral?
Yes jacques, it is the scallops reproductive organ...i eat scallops willy....oh how we laugh.
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I dont. They are quite cheap here. About 65p each.

The orange bit is great chopped fine in a tossed salad.
Are they? where do you buy cheap scallops?
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Old 09-01-2019, 01:39 PM
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I eat any minge, if its clean.
He does. I have met some of them. Not the owners, just the minges.
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Old 09-01-2019, 01:40 PM
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Are they? where do you buy cheap scallops?
In the village.
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Old 09-01-2019, 01:50 PM
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I used to get mine from Whitstable, fresh out the sea. Once I bought the last dozen from the fish place and a bloke behond me started moaning about it.....he was Jamie Oliver.

I always thought the "coral" was called roe? Nice and easy to cook, the parsley is there to reduce the power of the garlic. Hardly see them.on the menu down here (in Spanish they are called Vieras) and the few times I have seen them they got served up smothered in some creamy cheese sauce in one of those ghastly shells...fresh out of the freezer.

Funny anomaly here is that if you want fresh shellfish in a restaurant, you're better off inland than on the coast. Init.
That is because all the pijos like me live inland.

Flash fried in butter, garlic and lemon juice for me. Generally I like my seafood as I like my friends, simple.
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Old 09-01-2019, 02:09 PM
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Once I bought the last dozen from the fish place and a bloke behond me started moaning about it.....he was Jamie Oliver.
Did he elect to chew his own tongue instead?

Also, I'd wager that this wasn't the first time there was a bloke behind you moaning either.
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Old 09-01-2019, 02:26 PM
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Did he elect to chew his own tongue instead?

Also, I'd wager that this wasn't the first time there was a bloke behind you moaning either.
Well if you´d just let me be the giver once in a while........
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Old 09-01-2019, 02:38 PM
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Well if you´d just let me be the giver once in a while........
Due to a mighty combination of bramble like hair & 'farmers' you'd struggle to get a bookies biro up there to be honest.
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Is it ginger pubes? Pete likes a ginger minge.
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Of course!!!!!! He has very, very soft/small hands. Its impossible to close my eyes. I have to watch his face to remind me to be aware of my hetro sexual lifestyle.
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Of course!!!!!! He has very, very soft/small hands. Its impossible to close my eyes. I have to watch his face to remind me to be aware of my hetro sexual lifestyle.
So he has Trump like hands....?

Why do I shudder when the thought of you looking into Petes eyes when he touches your nuts....Might be just me...

Anyways back to round white lumps that smell like fish, Scallops...
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So he has Trump like hands....?

Why do I shudder when the thought of you looking into Petes eyes when he touches your nuts....Might be just me...

Anyways back to round white lumps that smell like fish, Scallops...
You'd love it.
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I vaguely remember eating them, with crispy smoked bacon and seaweed years ago. Off to google I go.
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