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Old 11-09-2019, 06:23 AM
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Hipster 5Live sports presenters using the phrase ‘Kicking the can down the road’ at every opportunity, regardless of appropriateness.
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Old 11-09-2019, 07:30 AM
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That the sherbet lemons you buy today donít seem to have any sherbet in
They're not exactly festooned with lemons, either.
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Old 11-09-2019, 08:56 AM
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Old 11-09-2019, 08:57 AM
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Just finished redecorating the home office a few days ago. First work from home day today, walk down the garden to find it 3 inches under water.

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Old 11-09-2019, 09:06 AM
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Old 11-09-2019, 10:48 AM
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Old 11-09-2019, 10:55 AM
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INXS. Urgh.
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Old 11-09-2019, 02:52 PM
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My wife who seems obvious to things sometimes, came home from 5 a side early on Monday after pulling a muscle in my calf, so in a bit of pain, also shattered from work after doing a 12 hour day due to our new system being put in. Our son was working until about 11.30pm that night, I wanted to go to bed but said I cant as I have to go and collect him, hoping she would say dont worry I can go, but instead I got "Do you want me to come with you?"
Why Why Why would I want that ??? Just go yourself!!
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:01 PM
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Hang on... your wife plays 5 a side?
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:02 PM
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:04 PM
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:05 PM
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:07 PM
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Probably only a fishcake and six - I do have to pay my bus fare back! But no 3d Aero - otherwise I have to walk.
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I first read that as Fishcake and sex !
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:09 PM
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:13 PM
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I've spent my whole adult life dodging these c*nts.
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:17 PM
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Old 11-09-2019, 06:42 PM
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Old 11-09-2019, 06:47 PM
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Old 11-09-2019, 07:19 PM
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the ones that did this...


Choose this version as it will make you all feel old.
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Who is this "Hanson"?


A popular beat combo m'lud.
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