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Old 14-12-2015, 11:29 AM
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My wife cries when she's doing the dishes during the time of the month.

Always tempted to ramp it up by asking her to make me a sandwich to save a fortune on water bills but don't have that cruel streak.

A biscuit does the trick just as well.
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Old 14-12-2015, 12:15 PM
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Wife goes to work and spends as she wants on what she wants her dosh and life,dont give a monkeys unless we could not afford it but she deals with that very well .

She has plenty of shoes handbags and we just got a dog for a fair bit of change.



Now I get electronics all the cable tv I can get hold off and if I go out when I want with mates to the pub and if I would be in England football (season ticket and some away) bearing in mind I watch tons on Telly....Which I am never bugged about.

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Yeah and if you went on mumsnet you wouldn't find any threads questioning any male habits or characteristics would you?
Probably. But i'm sure they wont be as stereotypical, cliche and stuck in the 50's as this thread.

Also, are you suggesting that this forum is dedicated to men? This place is pretty much a sausage party, true. But daft threads like this are hardly going to welcome to any female fans we have. You see loads of women supporting Palace on Twitter, FB, IG etc but hardly any on here. I wonder why...
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Probably. But i'm sure they wont be as stereotypical, cliche and stuck in the 50's as this thread.

Also, are you suggesting that this forum is dedicated to men? This place is pretty much a sausage party, true. But daft threads like this are hardly going to welcome to any female fans we have. You see loads of women supporting Palace on Twitter, FB, IG etc but hardly any on here. I wonder why...
Surely they'd like a thread about shoes etc?
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I would to. Could talk about my new Adidas Superstars.
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Probably. But i'm sure they wont be as stereotypical, cliche and stuck in the 50's as this thread.
Come off it, there's nothing malicious in this thread.

There are plenty of genuine examples of misogyny in everyday life, but one of the truly egalitarian bastions out there is a Mr and Mrs having their gripes about the other without being able to fathom their better half out.

Blokes will call out their ladies for talking through good telly programmes, for constantly talking about the next project (be it a house move, kids, extensions, re-decorating the house etc), enjoying retail therapy a bit too much, suggesting that there are no such things as bloke jobs / women jobs (that is until it comes to something they don't want to do) etc etc....

Ladies will call out their fellas for not really paying attention to birthday's or the kids stuff, for taking an unhealthy interest in sports / hobbies, for being obsessed with their penis', for being juvenile and being unable to cope at all with being ill. I'm sure there are hundreds more.

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Old 14-12-2015, 12:33 PM
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Old 14-12-2015, 12:37 PM
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Come off it, there's nothing malicious in this thread.

There are plenty of genuine examples of misogyny in everyday life, but one of the truly egalitarian bastions out there is a Mr and Mrs having their gripes about the other without being able to fathom their better half out.

Blokes will call out their ladies for talking through good telly programmes, for constantly talking about the next project (be it a house move, kids, extensions, re-decorating the house etc), enjoying retail therapy a bit too much, suggesting that there are no such things as bloke jobs / women jobs (that is until it comes to something they don't want to do) etc etc....

Ladies will call out their fellas for not really paying attention to birthday's or the kids stuff, for taking an unhealthy interest in sports / hobbies, for being obsessed with their penis', for being juvenile and being unable to cope at all with being ill. I'm sure there are hundreds more.

Let's not turn this into something it is not.
I'm not. It's just sad to me that these kind of threads still exist. Especially as I bet half the guys in this thread are shit with thier money too! I know I am!
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Come off it, there's nothing malicious in this thread.
Noone said there was. Maybe you are in danger of taking things too seriously!

That said, it's tacky.
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I'm not. It's just sad to me that these kind of threads still exist. Especially as I bet half the guys in this thread are shit with thier money too! I know I am!
I don't know why it is sad it is just mildly amusing.

Whenever I get ill I get the patronising 'Awww, are you suffering from man flu?' It is a nonsense because how somebody feels ill is subjective. The way people spend money (wisely or foolishly) is subjective. However, the sexes have their gripes with each other and their stereotyping and much of it is amusing.

I just think it wasn't necessary for people to start decrying a clearly light-hearted thread as being clichéd 1950's chauvinistic tripe.
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I don't know why it is sad it is just mildly amusing.

Whenever I get ill I get the patronising 'Awww, are you suffering from man flu?' It is a nonsense because how somebody feels ill is subjective. The way people spend money (wisely or foolishly) is subjective. However, the sexes have their gripes with each other and their stereotyping and much of it is amusing.

I just think it wasn't necessary for people to start decrying a clearly light-hearted thread as being clichéd 1950's chauvinistic tripe.
Depends on your sense of humour I guess. The old "check out what the wife just did" type humour is dated and belongs in the bargin bin with the Jim Davidson DVDs.
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Depends on your sense of humour I guess. The old "check out what the wife just did" type humour is dated and belongs in the bargin bin with the Jim Davidson DVDs.
Just like music then. Personal taste and all that.

But, again, the broadbrush comes out to draw comparisons with Jim Davidson (someone who goes to town with his misogyny routines).

Jo Brand, Mickey Flannagan and even Michael McIntyre is more akin with this thread if you're going to bring comedy snobbery into it.
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Depends on your sense of humour I guess. The old "check out what the wife just did" type humour is dated and belongs in the bargin bin with the Jim Davidson DVDs.
My sense of humour is Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show, The Office and League of Gentlemen but have gladly posted '1970's' stuff on here.

Groucho Marx is still funny with his women quips and that was from the '30's. And don't get me started on Laurel and Hardy.
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Depends on your sense of humour I guess. The old "check out what the wife just did" type humour is dated and belongs in the bargin bin with the Jim Davidson DVDs.
apologies if my choice of thread hit a raw nerve. Did your missus spend everything and leave you homeless, barefoot and using an internet cafe for warmth ?

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