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Old 05-07-2006, 10:15 AM
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Used to work with a bloke who when you asked how he was, would always reply " Not 3 bad!!" It drove me crazy. Anyone have any others?
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I tend to say when getting hit in the unmentionables "that got me right in me Testi-cles" which I'd imagine is annoying,.
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Used to hate it when you helped someone at work and they would say 'You're a star'.
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Used to hate it when you helped someone at work and they would say 'You're a star'.
That one annoys me too, so insincere.
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I tend to say when getting hit in the unmentionables "that got me right in me Testi-cles" which I'd imagine is annoying,.
You "tend to say"? How often do you get hit in the unmentionables? It sounds like it's quite a regular thing!
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Used to hate it when you helped someone at work and they would say 'You're a star'.
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That one annoys me too, so insincere.
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..and patronising
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