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Old 29-05-2019, 10:12 PM
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What?! They’re lovely critters. I never see them nowadays sadly, but when I was child it was a treat to see them snuffling about on the lawn at dusk.
Grey Squirrels eat their young .... That's why numbers are down.
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Old 10-06-2019, 05:25 PM
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Going into a public toilet and feeling a sense of overwhelming dread when I see that the toilet seat is closed...
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Old 10-06-2019, 05:28 PM
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Going into a public toilet and feeling a sense of overwhelming dread when I see that the toilet seat is closed...

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Old 10-06-2019, 05:53 PM
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Old 10-06-2019, 06:00 PM
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Old 10-06-2019, 06:40 PM
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People who leave Skidmarks in the bottom, and sides of the toilet.
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Old 10-06-2019, 06:42 PM
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Old 11-06-2019, 08:50 AM
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:42 AM
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Old 11-06-2019, 12:17 PM
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blokes buying womens world cup panini stickers when they have no interest in football...
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Old 11-06-2019, 01:30 PM
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blokes buying womens world cup panini stickers when they have no interest in football...
Maybe they have an interest in lesbians.
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