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Old 05-12-2019, 11:19 PM
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Blokes who give up their seats to women who are neither disabled, pregnant or old. It’s chauvinism really.
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Old 05-12-2019, 11:21 PM
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Blokes who stand on the metro platform and when the doors opens up tell people in the carriage to make some room. Err we're all jammed up like ******* sardines already you entitled ****, wait for the next train. And then barge on anyway shoving two women aside and then get off at the next ******* stop... probably no more than a 5 minute walk from the station the **** got on. ****.
I'm on the side of your nemesis I'm afraid.

I had to change for a south-west train today at Clapham but they're currently striking. Admittedly, it was a squeeze and I did have to really thrust myself into place; but once everyone was settled and the doors had closed and everyone was braced against the final leg into London, I happened to notice the bloke in front me was holding a smart phone at arms length. Now I'm sorry, but he could've made a bit more effort and brought his arm in a bit and foregone scrolling through whatever crap he was looking at for 10 minutes. If there was any sense of entitlement it was his, and all the other bodies belonging to the usual complacent faces you see on trains when you've newly boarded.

And don't get me started about (young) women's behaviour on trains. Talk about self-importance! If they're not sitting on the gang-side rather than by the window to put people off sitting next to them - the delicate darlings - they're leaving their bags on the other seat. The internet's given them a princess complex.
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Old 05-12-2019, 11:52 PM
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Old 06-12-2019, 02:43 AM
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Old 06-12-2019, 07:24 AM
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Blokes who stand on the metro platform and when the doors opens up tell people in the carriage to make some room. Err we're all jammed up like ******* sardines already you entitled ****, wait for the next train. And then barge on anyway shoving two women aside and then get off at the next ******* stop... probably no more than a 5 minute walk from the station the **** got on. ****.
Too many times have I encountered a sardine tin tube doorway only to see people doing star jumps in the aisle where the seats are, move on down ffs.
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Old 06-12-2019, 07:49 AM
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Too many times have I encountered a sardine tin tube doorway only to see people doing star jumps in the aisle where the seats are, move on down ffs.
It's the same on the buses. We only have one entrance/exit, not two, so everyone crams themselves in as though the only way to survive the journey is to be within six inches of the driver so people cant get on or off but the back of the bus has no one standing in it
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Old 06-12-2019, 08:08 AM
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Properly cooked swede is lovely, as are burnt parsnips.

Brussel sprouts are too bitter to eat, unless you’re part bovine. The devils testicle’s no less.
For a man with some culinary knowledge and a proper northern wife, you disappoint me.

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Old 06-12-2019, 08:09 AM
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People who consider good manners and chivalry to be chauvinism.
Well said that man

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Old 06-12-2019, 09:27 AM
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I DO like swede - the end result is well worth it. It's just impossible to prepare.
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Old 06-12-2019, 09:43 AM
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Old 06-12-2019, 10:20 AM
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Sky Sports once again going so far over the top about the Manchester Derby

‘There‘a the dug outs. The one on the left will Man Utd and the one on the right will be where Pep and his team will sit. And there’s the technical area where the managers will stalk, stand and shout their come ons’

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Old 06-12-2019, 10:30 AM
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Too many times have I encountered a sardine tin tube doorway only to see people doing star jumps in the aisle where the seats are, move on down ffs.
yeah. Why should I get the next train and be half an hour late for work because someone wants space to read their newspaper, its ridiculously selfish.
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Old 06-12-2019, 10:53 AM
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For a man with some culinary knowledge and a proper northern wife, you disappoint me.

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Brussels sprouts are vile. Horrible taste, like cabbage that's been trodden into the mud and with a vague aroma of shite. Disgusting things.
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Old 06-12-2019, 12:16 PM
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Brussels sprouts are vile. Horrible taste, like cabbage that's been trodden into the mud and with a vague aroma of shite. Disgusting things.
You’re just not treating them properly mate

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Old 06-12-2019, 01:05 PM
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Blokes who stand on the metro platform and when the doors opens up tell people in the carriage to make some room. Err we're all jammed up like ******* sardines already you entitled ****, wait for the next train. And then barge on anyway shoving two women aside and then get off at the next ******* stop... probably no more than a 5 minute walk from the station the **** got on. ****.
As you know my principal work is two blocks from my home. My business clases are all in the centre. I use the metro about twice a month - thank feck.

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Me too, I have them at least 3 times a week. Food of the Gods.
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Me too, I have them at least 3 times a week. Food of the Gods.
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That poxy Peleton advert it`s got to the point as soon as it comes on I have to turn over.Thank heavens their shares are crashing.
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Do they really deliver all that stuff in the same bag at the same time, and how much of it is still even tepid? Or are we being fed a lie?
Just saw that this ad has been pulled for the reason you said - misleading that lots of things can be delivered at the same time and that all those restaurants are available for everyone.

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