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Old 04-12-2015, 09:38 PM
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Congratulations Sir Ainsley

Delighted to hear of Ainsley Harriot's knighthood.


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Old 04-12-2015, 09:44 PM
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Old 04-12-2015, 09:45 PM
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I hope he used his one ever funny line on the Queen;

'Do you you have any black in you?'

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Unless l am being whooooshed, that's Lenny Henry. And as for modestly priced???? Those tossers are charging, IMHO, top dollar. They were after ninety odd pound a night for a room in central Coventry next week!! Plus off site parking which was not free!! ******* Coventry!!!
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Unless l am being whooooshed, that's Lenny Henry. And as for modestly priced???? Those tossers are charging, IMHO, top dollar. They were after ninety odd pound a night for a room in central Coventry next week!! Plus off site parking which was not free!! ******* Coventry!!!
The Specials and the whole Two tone thing were born in Coventry.

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ITN were reporting on Sir Ainsley's knighthood but put up a clip of Frank Bruno instead
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ITN were reporting on Sir Ainsley's knighthood but put up a clip of Frank Bruno instead
Frank Bruno clips are often funny so a bit of a bonus.

Thank **** they did not confuse him with Lenny Henry.
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The Specials and the whole Two tone thing were born in Coventry.

Show some respect please.
Fair enough but the place is still a khazi. Plus the craziest ring road in GB.I am sure lt's the inspiration for the wacky races cartoon.
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Frank Bruno clips are often funny so a bit of a bonus.

Thank **** they did not confuse him with Lenny Henry.
Our Len would turn it down anyway, man of the people.
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