Home | Forums | Gallery | Twitter
 
CPFC BBS  

Go Back   CPFC BBS » Off Topic » General Chit Chat

Notices

General Chit Chat Off topic conversations. Please do not post CPFC or sport related threads here

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #81  
Old 03-10-2013, 08:43 PM
kick it doris's Avatar
kick it doris kick it doris is offline
Hey ho, lets go!
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Beckenham, Kent
Posts: 912
Rep Power: 1785719
kick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of minekick it doris : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mine
True story. Just before the weekend the Government minister asked his civil servant what they were doing over the weekend " Grouting the bathroom tiles " was the civil servants reply. "What's grouting?" asked the Minister.
__________________
Keep on running... http://Runcoach4U.yolasite.com
Reply With Quote
  #82  
Old 03-10-2013, 08:54 PM
mik59's Avatar
mik59 mik59 is offline
Wagon Painter
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Another 'C' town
Age: 60
Posts: 32,583
Rep Power: 21474854
mik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is heremik59 Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by kick it doris View Post
True story. Just before the weekend the Government minister asked his civil servant what they were doing over the weekend " Grouting the bathroom tiles " was the civil servants reply. "What's grouting?" asked the Minister.
I recall a Minister not even knowing that you need to switch the light switch to operate the light. True.
__________________
Where am I goin'? I don't know. When will I be there? I ain't certain. What will I get? I ain't equipped to say.
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Old 03-10-2013, 09:38 PM
HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper is offline
Banned by Moderators
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 453
Rep Power: 0
HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper HolmesdaleUpper
Half my bonus is being paid in options so I'll only be able to buy two houses this year. Worst still, when all my mistakes are discovered the options will be worthless. When the share price tumbles a few people might lose their jobs, I might even lose my job, but hopefully there will be another government bail out, just like the last time.
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:18 PM
stinky's Avatar
stinky stinky is online now
Regretting my username...
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 23,753
Rep Power: 21474853
stinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is herestinky Sam the man is here
Is it just me or are people confusing middle class and upper class? Or is this the whole lower-middle, middle-middle, and upper-middle argument?
__________________
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Reply With Quote
  #85  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:25 PM
Maz's Avatar
Maz Maz is offline
Semper Idem
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: A place where nothing ever happens.
Posts: 159,280
Rep Power: 21474854
Maz has disabled reputation
Quote:
Originally Posted by stinky View Post
Is it just me or are people confusing middle class and upper class?
It's not you.

The confusion is compounded by the fact that most of the posters are middle class.

This whole thing has been done to death (and should have been killed off long ago) by Private Eye in their Islington strip.
__________________
..
..G
abba Gabba Hey

.פɐppɐ פɐppɐ Hǝʎ


Reply With Quote
  #86  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:30 PM
Adlerhorst's Avatar
Adlerhorst Adlerhorst is offline
Happy Felix Day!
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hertfordshire
Age: 42
Posts: 67,052
Rep Power: 21474852
Adlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is hereAdlerhorst Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by stinky View Post
Is it just me or are people confusing middle class and upper class? Or is this the whole lower-middle, middle-middle, and upper-middle argument?
Here's a thought for you. Upper class in most countries is top 1-2% of wealth. In the UK that's anyone with net wealth of over £460k (by 2005 numbers) in terms of house equity, cash, shares, bonds etc. Most people who fell into this category wouldn't consider themselves upper class.
__________________
The Defector looks like no other breaking pitch in the game. It is well-supinated, leaving the right hand of Fernandez at a fastball trajectory before the laws of physics cease to apply and the laws of awesome take over.
Reply With Quote
  #87  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:36 PM
strolling bones's Avatar
strolling bones strolling bones is offline
chubby browns joke writer
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: UNA FELIZ HACIENDA
Posts: 6,312
Rep Power: 21474844
strolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is herestrolling bones Sam the man is here
I'm still not sure what middle class is, it was easier in the good ol days, they were normally bank manager types and all drove rover cars, wore pin stripe suits, and sent their kids to grammar school so we called them nobs. Nob has a different meaning now obviously, signed confused from eastbourne..
__________________




I'm not perfect i'm Palace, which is like perfect... plus awesome !
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:38 PM
weltklasse's Avatar
weltklasse weltklasse is online now
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
Posts: 36,858
Rep Power: 21474856
weltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is here
Which fellow BBSer to argue with or neg rep today.
__________________
Don't worry, boys, we'll weather this storm of approval and come out as hated as ever.

SaulAlinsky
Reply With Quote
  #89  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:49 PM
TAK's Avatar
TAK TAK is offline
Setting sail.
 
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Life on the ocean waves (Costa Rica)
Age: 53
Posts: 14,093
Rep Power: 21474858
TAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is here
I have to get up early on a Monday, get showered and dressed so when the gardener turns up at 6:30 he doesn't think I'm lazy and have an easy life.
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:51 PM
chatham_eagle's Avatar
chatham_eagle chatham_eagle is offline
Mind your sandwiches
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Warlingham
Age: 31
Posts: 19,645
Rep Power: 21474849
chatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is herechatham_eagle Sam the man is here
Michael McIntyre
__________________
Mine is a faith in my fellow man.
Reply With Quote
  #91  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:56 PM
Les Butler's Avatar
Les Butler Les Butler is offline
Ex Waddon bloke
 
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Montréal Canada
Age: 61
Posts: 47,945
Rep Power: 21474857
Les Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is hereLes Butler Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by TAK View Post
I have to get up early on a Monday, get showered and dressed so when the gardener turns up at 6:30 he doesn't think I'm lazy and have an easy life.
I have to get up early each Friday to perve at our house cleaner......Unbelievable from top to bottom

Not a very good cleaner but what the hell...
__________________
Time and time again you put yourself above others and pass judgement as if you are the font of wisdom wearing a crown of neutrality and possessing the human insight of Buddha.
Reply With Quote
  #92  
Old 04-10-2013, 12:56 PM
TAK's Avatar
TAK TAK is offline
Setting sail.
 
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Life on the ocean waves (Costa Rica)
Age: 53
Posts: 14,093
Rep Power: 21474858
TAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is hereTAK Sam the man is here
Ours is all bottom.
Reply With Quote
  #93  
Old 04-10-2013, 01:01 PM
tasty_snacks's Avatar
tasty_snacks tasty_snacks is offline
100% behind SP
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Wotton-under-Edge
Age: 37
Posts: 11,114
Rep Power: 21474853
tasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is heretasty_snacks Sam the man is here
A friend of mine, living in Jersey, complained to his wife about the salad she had prepared him for lunch.

"If you're not going to toast the pine nuts, don't bother putting them in there."
__________________
"And for the old, Brexit might well rid the country's care homes of Eastern European workers, but no blond blue eyed university graduate is going to come and wipe your arse or listen to your stories of the war you never fought in."

adrenalin john 17/05/19

https://www.cpfc.org/forums/showpost...&postcount=245
Reply With Quote
  #94  
Old 04-10-2013, 01:04 PM
Selhurst Celtic's Avatar
Selhurst Celtic Selhurst Celtic is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 37,918
Rep Power: 21474854
Selhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Les Butler View Post
Not a very good cleaner but what the hell...
Is she a Slovak?
Reply With Quote
  #95  
Old 04-10-2013, 01:06 PM
RickyB
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
popped into Waitrose today and they had run out of Hoummous
Reply With Quote
  #96  
Old 04-10-2013, 01:06 PM
Jim's Cannon's Avatar
Jim's Cannon Jim's Cannon is offline
Right up the Sainsbury's.
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Petts Wood
Age: 46
Posts: 1,127
Rep Power: 14833517
Jim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietJim's Cannon came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by addopalace View Post
Middle class observations are rubbish. They never really progress beyond foreign films and olive oil.
I have a couple of "foreign films" that I like to watch, and find it helpful to have a bottle of olive oil to hand.......
Reply With Quote
  #97  
Old 04-10-2013, 01:08 PM
weltklasse's Avatar
weltklasse weltklasse is online now
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
Posts: 36,858
Rep Power: 21474856
weltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is hereweltklasse Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by RickyB View Post
popped into Waitrose today and they had run out of Hoummous
all types? what did your councillor advise?
__________________
Don't worry, boys, we'll weather this storm of approval and come out as hated as ever.

SaulAlinsky
Reply With Quote
  #98  
Old 04-10-2013, 02:44 PM
Smoz's Avatar
Smoz Smoz is offline
AKA Barrington Linguine
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the pleasure dromes and ersatz bodega bars of the free world
Age: 52
Posts: 6,593
Rep Power: 21474852
Smoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is hereSmoz Sam the man is here
I can't necessarily manage to listen to The Archers every day but the alternative theme music they use for the weekend omnibus edition just doesn't seem quite right.
__________________
When I held her head as she puked absinthe off the Charles Bridge it was a tender and a glamorous sight
Reply With Quote
  #99  
Old 04-10-2013, 03:39 PM
Feather's Avatar
Feather Feather is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Sheffield
Age: 42
Posts: 4,296
Rep Power: 1956466
Feather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mineFeather : if all you've got to do today is find peace of mind, come round, you can take a piece of mine
My Nespresso delivery today had the Arpeggio rather than the Ristretto Grand Cru I ordered (*).




(*) Might not be a piss take like most others.
Reply With Quote
  #100  
Old 04-10-2013, 04:29 PM
Jordan's Jacket's Avatar
Jordan's Jacket Jordan's Jacket is offline
Red with brass buttons
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Warwickshire
Posts: 11,549
Rep Power: 21474856
Jordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is hereJordan's Jacket Sam the man is here
Its a real problem when the cleaner, the nanny and the decorator are in the house at the same time
__________________
It's what big clubs no longer in administration, sometime, if not often managerless, in the Premiership and staying in the Premiership, do!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:47 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.